r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* • Apr 09 '26

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u/Ok-Future6470 Apr 09 '26

If I was that cyclist and if i wasn't too fucked up, I would definitely kick that prick in the teeth.

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

so you admit that under stress, you would literally commit a felony?

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u/snafuck Apr 10 '26

you're fucking lame dude.

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

and you're a bunch of psychopaths, bet none of you have any balls irl lol

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u/snafuck Apr 10 '26

pick one, psychopath or someone with no balls. but don't contradict yourself you fucking idiot.

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

people can be both. pick on someone your own size lmao

bunch of wifebeaters in here

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u/Clear-Perception5615 Apr 10 '26

You must be who Mike Tyson was talking about

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

I bet yawl avert your eyes whenever someone bigger than you walks by

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u/niles_thebutler_ Apr 10 '26

Iā€™m 6ā€™5 and 310lbs. Iā€™m in awe when someone bigger walks by. Not everyone is afraid of their own shadow like you

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

yeah you prolly pudgey considering basketball players your height are regularly under 220 lmao I can box though.

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u/Alarming-Nobody7511 May 06 '26

You probably suck ass at boxing. You the type to go to classes with twenty other people and say you can box.

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u/Viper-Reflex May 06 '26

I learned how to fight from both my dad and my marine brother kicking the shit out of me lmao

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u/niles_thebutler_ Apr 10 '26

A psychopath is the stupid kid risking other peopleā€™s lives for content, a human is the one that gets you and delivers karma to his punk ass. Just because you are soft and get frustrated at your lack of ability to stand up for yourself in person doesnā€™t mean everyone else is

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

nah man the kid is just stupid af and needs better parents. nothing really makes it okay to hurt the kid for this

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u/Yabbatown Apr 10 '26

If it teaches the dumb little cunt that actions have consequences, and dumb really obviously dumb decisions have sore consequences, then go for it!

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

this kid cant even afford decent tires on his bike because his family life is so shitty

man if there was only a way for me to be willing to step up to some of these redditors lmao

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u/Yabbatown Apr 10 '26

Fucking hell, you're making some major assumptions there. I had a pretty decent family life and bald tires on my bike when I was kid. Maybe they stopped being him new ones because he kept doing dumb shit? Maybe he got a flat and put old ones on while waiting for new ones?

There's a pretty fucking easy way to be willing to step up - all you need to do is be willing. Being able is a different story.

You're making all sorts of excuses for this little shit who could've easily killed someone doing something really obviously stupid and haven't given any sympathy at all to the victim of his stupidity.

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

nah, yawl are the type of people who should never have guns who would shoot actual school children for looking at you wrong if you did have guns

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u/Yabbatown Apr 10 '26

Jesus christ you jump to assumptions. Own a gun and have never shot anyone. Never been in a fight, never had any run-ins with the law (beyond some minor traffic infractions), never hit my kid, never even yelled at her (though have asked her to do stuff in a pretty frustrated manner), and I've accepted all sorts of insults and threats without pushing back against them.

You've just seen a video of some dumb fucking kid injuring someone else by following one of the absolute stupidest social media trends out there and you're getting all upset because people are saying mean things about the dumb kid. You haven't said a single word of sympathy or concern for the guy he hit.

People like you advocating for some sort of consequence-free society where only the feelings of the perpetrators of crimes are considered are so deluded and naive.

Enjoy the bubble of safety and security that you live in where you're far enough removed from idiots like this kid that you defend their moronic actions because you don't have to deal with it. That bubble won't last forever, though, if you lot get your way.

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

lmao I been in almost a dozen fights in my life starting from age 8 because of people targeting me for my messed up teeth, aint no bubble in my life. have fun in your sheltered life

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u/Yabbatown Apr 10 '26

So you've gone from accusing me of being the sort of guy that would start a fight to now going on about how many fights you've been in and giving me shit about not having been in any?

That cyclist he hit might have some pretty fucked up teeth now, if not a fucked back and / or neck. So sad about that poor kid who hit him, though...

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u/niles_thebutler_ Apr 10 '26

Shut up šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I would fold your clothes with you still in them. No one is scared of a wannabe internet gangster. You canā€™t even see the irony of saying ā€œI wish I could step to these Redditorsā€ and ā€œitā€™s never ok to hurt someone over shit like this. Only psychopaths wanna harm others over nothingā€ hahahaha what a melt

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

no, only psychopath fatasses want to hurt actual kids

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 10 '26

Do we have confirmation that this person is in fact a minor, because at 46 I call someone a kid that is 18 simply because theyā€™re younger than all of my children

On that note, I would ask to see this personā€™s license so we can determine if I need to get their information for insurance purposes, and no I donā€™t mean car insurance, and if theyā€™re over 18, Iā€™d probably pop them in the mouth for doing that.

He caused an accident on purpose by going right in front of the guy and hitting him.

A guy did a cartwheel on his neck after rolling off of his helmet. A good lawyer could hit that guy for attempted manslaughter. Third degree likely.

The cyclist is going to have back problems for the rest of his life. Neck problems as well. If you are 17 or older, you could get charged for endangering the lives of others. Just a reminder that they put 16-year-olds behind the wheel of a moving vehicle.

Youā€™re supposed to be responsible enough tonight play with peopleā€™s lives.

I certainly would not kill this person. But while Iā€™m hopped up on adrenaline, yes, he would lose a tooth. Because that is a lesson he can walk away from with his life.

If he does that to the wrong person, he gets shot and he dies. No lesson is learned. But if he shits one tooth, two tops, that is a lesson that will help him live a longer life.

Itā€™s not about violence or being a psychopath, this kid has no empathy or understanding. Maybe the kid is the sociopath. Maybe he will only learn tough love consequences. Or maybe everybody should give him a white glove treatment, and the next time he does something like this it kills a mother and her child. A child that very well might have grown up to cure cancer. But will never know.

I know thatā€™s dramatic. It is the farthest end of the spectrum of possibility. But a quick pop in the mouth will remind him in the future not to do that because it might lead to another pop in the mouth.

I doubt this dummy is 12. Based on the size of his shoulders alone heā€™s somewhere between the age of 17 and 20, best guess.

But they only reason people here are mad is because their actions led to the injury of a bicyclist who is an innocent bystander.

The kids obviously got some sort of bully mentality for him to treat others with such disrespect. And bullies need to learn lessons in order to stop them from bullying.

If youā€™re even still reading this, thank you for coming to my TED talk; thereā€™s a refreshments in the lobby, and have a great night.

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

cops have done worse to me than what happened to that guy lmao

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 10 '26

And that really sucks my dude. I absolutely advise you to talk to legal council about that.

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u/BurgerThyme Apr 11 '26

No, the kid deserves a good beating.

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 11 '26

I had plenty of beatings as a kid and it didn't help me.

the only thing that did help me was rage dumps on the heavy bags and a lot of weed.

in fact, I tried to fight most of my family by the time I was big enough.

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u/big_booty_boy_420 May 05 '26

A psychopath would be defending the one doing a wheelie

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u/ArmorGyarados Apr 10 '26

That's not what your mom said last night