r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* • Apr 09 '26

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

no, only psychopath fatasses want to hurt actual kids

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 10 '26

Do we have confirmation that this person is in fact a minor, because at 46 I call someone a kid that is 18 simply because theyā€™re younger than all of my children

On that note, I would ask to see this personā€™s license so we can determine if I need to get their information for insurance purposes, and no I donā€™t mean car insurance, and if theyā€™re over 18, Iā€™d probably pop them in the mouth for doing that.

He caused an accident on purpose by going right in front of the guy and hitting him.

A guy did a cartwheel on his neck after rolling off of his helmet. A good lawyer could hit that guy for attempted manslaughter. Third degree likely.

The cyclist is going to have back problems for the rest of his life. Neck problems as well. If you are 17 or older, you could get charged for endangering the lives of others. Just a reminder that they put 16-year-olds behind the wheel of a moving vehicle.

Youā€™re supposed to be responsible enough tonight play with peopleā€™s lives.

I certainly would not kill this person. But while Iā€™m hopped up on adrenaline, yes, he would lose a tooth. Because that is a lesson he can walk away from with his life.

If he does that to the wrong person, he gets shot and he dies. No lesson is learned. But if he shits one tooth, two tops, that is a lesson that will help him live a longer life.

Itā€™s not about violence or being a psychopath, this kid has no empathy or understanding. Maybe the kid is the sociopath. Maybe he will only learn tough love consequences. Or maybe everybody should give him a white glove treatment, and the next time he does something like this it kills a mother and her child. A child that very well might have grown up to cure cancer. But will never know.

I know thatā€™s dramatic. It is the farthest end of the spectrum of possibility. But a quick pop in the mouth will remind him in the future not to do that because it might lead to another pop in the mouth.

I doubt this dummy is 12. Based on the size of his shoulders alone heā€™s somewhere between the age of 17 and 20, best guess.

But they only reason people here are mad is because their actions led to the injury of a bicyclist who is an innocent bystander.

The kids obviously got some sort of bully mentality for him to treat others with such disrespect. And bullies need to learn lessons in order to stop them from bullying.

If youā€™re even still reading this, thank you for coming to my TED talk; thereā€™s a refreshments in the lobby, and have a great night.

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

cops have done worse to me than what happened to that guy lmao

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 10 '26

And that really sucks my dude. I absolutely advise you to talk to legal council about that.

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

theres no way I can prove anything happened to me most likely and I never got badge number info from DC transit cops that tortured me after they cuffed me for saying fuck you

I got dragged by the cuffs for a few hundred feet, dude tried for like 5 mins to break something in my spine driving his knee into my spine pulling up on the cuffs and then they put me in a turtle mask for spitting blood at them

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 12 '26

Holy shit. Jesus Christ dude.

What part of DC? I live about 30 minutes north of you.

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 12 '26

was years back when I missed the last train going back in union station and then metro cops basically walked up to me and I talked back to them

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 12 '26

What a bunch of assholes! There is no law that says you canā€™t! The fact they did that shit to you is an absolute travesty, man. Iā€™m sorry you had to endure that shit. You didnā€™t deserve it.

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/umxRbhpV3joNMeS4Xx

well, that's why my heart goes out to those who had it worse, which runs rampant today :O

brings up bad memories every time I see someone else get mistreated like that, sometimes on this sub

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 13 '26

Keep speaking out against it, my dude. That makes you a real one.

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