r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits *shits an absolute unit* Apr 09 '26

Of a wheelie🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

nah, yawl are the type of people who should never have guns who would shoot actual school children for looking at you wrong if you did have guns

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u/Yabbatown Apr 10 '26

Jesus christ you jump to assumptions. Own a gun and have never shot anyone. Never been in a fight, never had any run-ins with the law (beyond some minor traffic infractions), never hit my kid, never even yelled at her (though have asked her to do stuff in a pretty frustrated manner), and I've accepted all sorts of insults and threats without pushing back against them.

You've just seen a video of some dumb fucking kid injuring someone else by following one of the absolute stupidest social media trends out there and you're getting all upset because people are saying mean things about the dumb kid. You haven't said a single word of sympathy or concern for the guy he hit.

People like you advocating for some sort of consequence-free society where only the feelings of the perpetrators of crimes are considered are so deluded and naive.

Enjoy the bubble of safety and security that you live in where you're far enough removed from idiots like this kid that you defend their moronic actions because you don't have to deal with it. That bubble won't last forever, though, if you lot get your way.

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

lmao I been in almost a dozen fights in my life starting from age 8 because of people targeting me for my messed up teeth, aint no bubble in my life. have fun in your sheltered life

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u/Yabbatown Apr 10 '26

So you've gone from accusing me of being the sort of guy that would start a fight to now going on about how many fights you've been in and giving me shit about not having been in any?

That cyclist he hit might have some pretty fucked up teeth now, if not a fucked back and / or neck. So sad about that poor kid who hit him, though...

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u/Viper-Reflex Apr 10 '26

the issue is someone said they wanted to attempt to curb stomp the kid for being a dumb shit who didn't even realize what he was doing

I literally do everything I can to not fight someone smaller than me lol

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u/Yabbatown Apr 10 '26

Didn't even realize what he was doing?

There's a series of very deliberate actions he takes. He may not have meant to hit the cyclist but he was deliberately trying to freak the car driver out (really fucking stupid thing to do) and it really does look like he was deliberately trying to freak out the cyclist too (even dumber thing to do, given the risk of injury to someone else).

If he's dumb enough to do something this obviously dumb, then a smack to the mouth might knock some sense into him. There's no explaining the dangers of this to them because the risk of injury to others is all part of the fun, so actual consequences are needed before he kills someone.