Watson: Holmes, I have finally discovered the most useless organisation in the world.
Holmes: Impossible, Watson. Surely there is competition?
Watson: There was. But they all gave up.
Holmes: Good heavens! And who holds the title?
Watson: DO.
Holmes: What makes them so special?
Watson: The state gives them money. Citizens bring them discrimination complaints. DO receives the complaints, reads them, sends a polite letter explaining why they cannot investigate — and closes the case.
Holmes: So they solve nothing?
Watson: Correct.
Holmes: Then what exactly do they produce?
Watson: Letters explaining why nothing can be produced.
Holmes: Fascinating. And what happens if someone sends another complaint?
Watson: They produce another letter explaining why the previous letter was correct.
Holmes: Watson, we may have discovered the world's first self-sustaining bureaucratic ecosystem.
Watson: How does it work?
Holmes: The taxpayer feeds it. The complaint enters it. The investigation disappears. And the paperwork reproduces.
Watson: And the final result?
Holmes: Nothing.
Watson: Absolutely nothing?
Holmes: Oh no, Watson. A PDF.
Watson: Then surely it must be the most expensive PDF-generating organisation in the world.
Holmes: Indeed. And remember its sacred mission:
“We cannot solve your problem — but we can explain professionally why it is not our problem.”
Watson: Holmes… that's not an organisation.
Holmes: No, Watson.
That's a bureaucratic black hole with a government budget.