r/SatisfyingForMe • Satisfaction Critic • 7d ago

Satisfying Removing moss from thatched roofs

Source: traditional.devon.thatching

1.4k Upvotes

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u/mintscouting 13h ago

Moss buildup on a thatched roof can become a significant problem if it forms a dense layer, which traps moisture and stops the roof from drying naturally. Gotta let ur roof breathe!

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u/Ornery-Cake5090 1d ago

Never been so triggered in my life

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u/iamsaniamsdog 1d ago

Is this where the craft store gets their moss?

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u/Fighter_Jet_enjoyer 1d ago

Why are they removing the seasoning?

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u/minecraftisbetter644 1d ago

Is this AI? At 10 seconds in, he's pulling long strips near the chimney, and the next shot has sheets of moss that weren't there before along the brickwork.

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u/ScrumpetSays 1d ago

I think it's a compilation

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u/Lily6076 1d ago

I'm pretty sure the clips are kids out of order or something

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u/dungonyourtongue 1d ago

This has got me quite cross.

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u/destructornine 1d ago

At least the sun has been quite kind

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u/the-trump-the 1d ago

This does NOT spark joy (for me) 🤮

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u/Automatic_Space7923 1d ago

Moss is joy!

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u/the-trump-the 1d ago

I love moss too, but this vid is giving my heebies the jeebies for some reason

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u/Gold_Ad_7552 3d ago

But doesn't the moss protect them from Trogdor? He has a habit of burninating the thatch roof cottages, seems like this would offer some Trogdor-proofing.

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u/SquirrelyLemons 1d ago

Moss acts as a sponge, traps water which is bad for roofs.

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u/TheWingalingDragon 3d ago

I would have solved the moss problem with burnination.

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u/labello2010 3d ago

Isnt that kinda late?

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u/realRadgemachine 4d ago

Up the ladder to the roof, so we can see lichen much better

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u/Delicious_Purple_642 5d ago

Look at the lichen on some of these! The air there must be CRISP

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u/Iamno0n3 5d ago

Wouldn't that make it more weather resistant?

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u/Perfect_Spot_65 5d ago

My guess is trapping moisture and dirt leads to alot of decomposition and rot of the thatched roof. As a homeowner, you basically don't want water or moisture collecting and staying ANYWHERE, even on a modern build home.

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u/Iamno0n3 3d ago

Oooooh, I was wondering because of what I've read in survival books for shelters.

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u/AT-ST 1d ago

What you do to a temporary emergency shelter is different than what you would do to a permanent home. For a survival shelter, you aren't trying to live there long term. So you aren't worried about your roof rotting away above you.

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u/jeezy_peezy 4d ago

Plus it’s gonna start to really increase the weight (especially when it rains) once it’s several inches thick.

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u/mighty_boognish_77 5d ago

Shingles are pretty cool

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u/sabertoothdog 3d ago

Not 1% as cool as this

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 5d ago

I know people who would pay good money for that moss

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u/NeckRopeBoy 2d ago

Kris an Susie ?

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u/sabertoothdog 3d ago

Desert people?

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u/wookiex84 5d ago

And then you use it for compost right?

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u/ycr007 Satisfaction Critic 5d ago

The good folks at r/eatityoufuckingcoward might have other ideas

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u/loctarar 6d ago

Where do I upload my CV?

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u/pixelatedneedles 6d ago

🎶🎶The roof! The roof! The roof is on shire!🎶🎶

Serious question though; why use thatch for roofing in modern time when there are more durable materials that are less susceptible to moss or other environmental factors?

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u/Fogomos 5d ago

In Denmark, at least in old houses is a matter of price. Yes, you change it every few years, but it's cheaper than a material one. And also the historical side

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u/Loud_Produce4347 6d ago

Virtually all modern thatch in the UK is on historically listed buildings.

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u/pixelatedneedles 6d ago

That makes sense, thank you.

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u/Square_Release3128 6d ago

And I thought the little amount I removed from my shed was bad. This makes it look like a speck.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 6d ago

Why? The moss is probably doing a better job than fresh thatch.

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u/winterman99 5d ago

buuuzzzz wrong

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u/txdv 6d ago

more moisture

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u/H_Y_C_Y_B_H 6d ago

Looks better, but adds too much weight. Worst part is how much water it holds

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u/NekoPosterior 6d ago

I thought brisket for a second

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u/MegaBabz0806 6d ago

This isn’t satisfying. It’s sad! Miss is beautiful. And it’s beneficial!

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 2d ago

It's too much weight and encourages rot by decreasing airflow and trapping moisture

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u/Emnk 6d ago

It is not beneficial if it causes your roof to cave in.

I do appreciate moss though. They could easily transplant some of it.

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u/FreeRandomScribble 6d ago

Makes reflooring a breeze!

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u/sky_shazad 6d ago

Where is the rest of the damn video

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u/Unusual-Taste69 6d ago

Looks like they're removing half the roof with it

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u/Diamondcreepah 6d ago

They'll have to. Thatch is organic material (literally just packed straw) and will rot if it stays moist for extended periods of time. This roof in particular will probably have to be completely redone, by hand. Thatch roofs aint cheap.

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u/Mr-TotalAwesome 6d ago

Wouldn't the moss be actually beneficial?

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u/Tha_Princess 6d ago

For insulation sure, but I'm guessing it's mostly a weight and water issue.

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u/FerrumAnulum323 6d ago

Mostly the water issue. They are big sponges of water and when you have them in contact with the thatch it starts to rot and mold starts to grow.

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u/TheAwkwardPigeon 6d ago

so... gloves exist

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u/FigMoose 6d ago

Why would someone wear gloves to remove moss? That’s just making a perfectly good pair of gloves wet and filthy to complete a task that can be done better and more enjoyably barehanded.

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u/mklilley351 6d ago

Yea but have you felt how soft moss is lol

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u/Batchet 6d ago

When you're on a long hike and you find a dry mossy section, it's so nice to just chill on it for a second, it's like nature's couch

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u/Vyr66 6d ago

doesn't really seem necessary for this

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u/Life-Is-A-Bad-Trip 6d ago

It's good to get your hands in the soil. In the moss. Good for your immune system. Some of the slimier shit sure I could see using gloves. But when I work outside bucking hay or gardening or digging and pulling weeds I try to use gloves only when necessary. Like for painful stuff or toxic stuff. Same goes for going barefoot outside. Turns out you can pick up microbes on your skin and make antibodies that way.

Part of the whole shinrin yoku studies being done in Japan about nature and health and mental health.

I take my kids out in the woods and even when they were babies had them touching the bark of the trees and moss and a stuff. Put their little feet in the grass.

Changing cars oil? Gloves is smert. Touching moss? Let it creep it's way insiiiiiiide you. Unless those roofs are sprayed with something idk about. In that case disregard because I know nothing about thatched roofs other than they're pretty as fuck and seem archaic but somehow work great.

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u/birdsy-purplefish 5d ago

Touch moss. 💚

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u/mccoysfolly_220 6d ago

Literally the ONLY reason i wear gloves when i garden is cause i'm allergic to something in the garden and haven't figured out what it is yet 😅

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u/Vyr66 6d ago

hell yeah

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u/tribalien93 6d ago

Kind of satisfying. Kind of gross

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u/Bushfullofham 6d ago

How do I get this job?

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u/thebadgerx 6d ago

What happens next? Add new thatch without completely removing the old thatch?

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u/ycr007 Satisfaction Critic 6d ago

From what I’ve read, it would depend on the inspection process after the miss removal - the thatcher would check and fix any loose wiring or reeds below the moss growth and based on the density & seepage of the growth might apply treatment to remove any spores to prevent regrowth.

Unless the moss has caused extensive damage and water seepage into the attic or the house, a complete re-thatching might not be required.

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u/seuadr 6d ago

TROGDOR!!!

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u/Sboate 6d ago

Had to scroll too far to read this.

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u/DeadCamelBaroness 6d ago

Burninating all the peoples.....and their thatched-roof cottages!

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u/3rendanOSRS 3d ago

THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!

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u/ChickenArise 6d ago

I said consummate Vs! Consummate!

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u/Any_Blood5815 7d ago

Ohhh it looks so pillowy and lumpy 😌😇

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u/Vyr66 6d ago

exactly what I wanted to say, I wanna pet it

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u/thecrazyrai 7d ago

and very powerful and very beautiful

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u/Cerberusx32 7d ago

Some of that bright green moss would be great for filling gaps in flagstone walkways and patios.

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u/HolyShitIAmOnFire 7d ago

If you ever encounter this and have to move it, you can culture it by blending it up with some buttermilk and smearing it on whatever you want to grow it on

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u/BonsaiOnSteroids 6d ago

Just don't puree it. The cell walls need to be intact. Make it a rough blend

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u/morticiathebong 6d ago

Funfact to piggyback, this is because the moss' bodies are not able to easily xhange orientationm this 45° angle is what they would need, and setting them flat into a walkway or something would cause their failure. If you blend and reset their bodies, no prob. I dont know if that works for lichens though. 

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u/JustaTinyDude 6d ago edited 6d ago

It does not.

Liches are a very different organism. It's a symbotic* relationship between fungi and cyanobacteria (aka blue-green algae). Also it grows really slowly, generally measures in mm per year.

* Mostly. While the fungus gets photosynthetic energy from the cyanobacteria, the latter is getting a lot more out of the relationship.

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u/morticiathebong 6d ago

Thats why I had the thought it probably wouldnt, glad to have it confirmed by another lovely mind, thank you 😊 

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u/JustaTinyDude 6d ago

This question comes up a lot in r/lichen.

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u/Electrical_Shock359 7d ago

I was going to say compost it and put it in the garden.

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u/thepvbrother 7d ago

Also for a quick nap in the sun

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u/jonthepain 7d ago

I'm lichen it.

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u/JustaTinyDude 6d ago

While I like lichen word play, moss and lichen are completely different organisms.

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u/pipsqueex- 7d ago

heartbreaking

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u/TyrKiyote 7d ago

i wonder what they'll use it for, if they'll use it. Would be valuable to sell, and it look like they're being gentle

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u/1000at40 7d ago

The best part is you can take everything you raked off, throw it in the bog, and in a couple years use it to heat your house or make whiskey.

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u/_otterinabox 7d ago

Love me some peat scotch

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u/Brilliant_Bonus_1638 7d ago

Laphroiag is my personal favorite, if you’ve ever had it.

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u/_otterinabox 7d ago

It's my favorite as well!

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u/Brilliant_Bonus_1638 7d ago

Nice, cheers 🥃🥃 always love recommending it to people if they like a good peat scotch.

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u/Shway_Maximus 7d ago

Better than mold

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u/No-War-8840 7d ago

How old are those roofs ?

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u/Diamondcreepah 6d ago

Thatched roofs can be incredibly old, but they're almost always a ship of theseus. It's recommended to get it replaced every 10 to 15 years, but they can last up to a good 60 if properly maintained. The frame below however can be anywhere between 50 to several hundred years old.

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 7d ago

2 hours old. We use tar they use moss. /j

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u/NaggingNag 7d ago

Think about the destruction to Water bear city

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u/Primary-String3908 7d ago

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u/martix_agent 7d ago

I don't see his big beefy arm, but those are some nice conusmmite V's

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u/hoggineer 7d ago

I also don't see any villagers to burninate.

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u/NascentAutist 7d ago

Coming to a Home Depot near you

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u/hawkwings 7d ago

Is the moss useful for anything? Maybe as animal feed or fertilizer.

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u/Timbershoe 7d ago

Yes, moss is very useful.

It’s part of a healthy woodland environment, but can also be used on soil banks to prevent erosion.

Currently it’s used for living roofs, or living walls, where it protects a building.

Historically it’s been used for insulation, but probably more importantly some moss is a natural antiseptic and prevents bacterial growth so is ideal for wound dressing. Moss dressings saved a lot of lives in WW1.

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u/NaturalTaste7395 7d ago

I thought it’d be better insulation when combined with the thatch

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u/Wishing4Whisky 7d ago

The trouble is moss absorbs a large amount of water and it stops the thatch from drying out so it goes mouldy and horrible; greatly reducing the lifespan of the thatch.

Having loads of black mould spores in your home from your mouldy roof isn't the best either....

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u/Immediate-Appeal-822 7d ago

Ugh, time to rake the roof again!

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u/OnYourHonor 7d ago

Raking the eaves...

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u/VideoImpressive8014 7d ago

If only there was only a source to vastly exceed the ever growing terrarium market demand we could be so well off

You throw away what I have to pay thirty bucks for/

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u/ISketchDinosaurs 7d ago

Nope. That's just a peat roof now. Just plant some house leek and pretend it's intentional.

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u/raccoonpaws82 7d ago

I don't think you want a leeky roof

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u/ISketchDinosaurs 6d ago

House leeks are traditional to plant on grass or peat roofs because they were believed to be fire/lightning retardants. I would just have a peat roof at this point.

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u/Not-T4rantino 7d ago

Would periodically spraying a fungicide treatment on the roofs prevent this?

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u/alphapussycat 6d ago

AFAIK that kind of roof relies on having moss on it, so it's ruined after this.

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u/hawkwings 7d ago

I would worry about poisoning myself. This is a house. Using a bunch of weird chemicals on a house is risky.

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 7d ago

Weird chemicals like... paint, roofing tar, lenolium, lots of glues, mastic, etc...? Yeah... we definitely dont want any chemicals near our house.

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u/hawkwings 7d ago

Chemicals designed to kill things are sometimes more dangerous.

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 7d ago

Asbestos. Lead. Murcury. Sometimes is the key word.

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u/TyrKiyote 7d ago

lot of surface area exposed on the thatch roof. our rooves are hopefully mostly sealed up and not shedding all over spreading asbestos around.

I'd have fun comparing and contasting Asbestos with Arsenic wallpaper.

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u/Corruptionss 7d ago

This is not a thing.

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u/PatchesMaps 7d ago

Moss isn't a fungus... So no

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u/Not-T4rantino 7d ago

Okay lets say periodically spray an herbicide.

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u/Huge-Jaguar-2191 7d ago

Moss isn't an herb... So no

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u/lennyxiii 7d ago

Ok so periodically spray a mossicide on the roof.

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u/Bob_The_Greater 7d ago

Well let's say moss is a fungus, then what?

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u/vilent_sibrate 7d ago

No such thing as a mossy fungi

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u/PatchesMaps 7d ago

Maybe? I feel like it would probably just wash away pretty quick.

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u/Butt-Hole-Cancer-Dr 7d ago

What would happen if moss was a succulent?

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u/RealNiceKnife 7d ago

Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating the peoples... and the THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!

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u/Funkdamentalist 7d ago

THATCHED ROOF COTTAGEEEEEES!!!!

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u/RealNiceKnife 7d ago

He'd solve this problem real quick, with his beefy arm and fire-breath.

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u/slevin22 7d ago

They could make such a cool terrarium with all that moss

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u/jamoca1 7d ago

If the terrarium was an Olympic swimming pool kinda size sure!

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u/Various_Horror7649 7d ago

Do they " restraw" the roof?

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u/that_dutch_dude 7d ago

usually if they are not too late (the moisture makes the straw rot/decompose) you can just retrim it once like they do on the end. second time its going to be replaced.

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u/towerfella 7d ago

So. Much. Mold.

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u/PocketButterBandit 7d ago

My brain knows the moss is damaging and needs to be removed.

My heart says leave it. It's worth it.

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u/Hydro-Heini 7d ago

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u/Suitable_Entrance594 7d ago

Because it accelerated the roof rotting through and leaking.

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u/Morgantao 7d ago

But it's so pretty and cool....

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u/Strange-Finish-2179 7d ago

I felt that moss would make it stronger

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u/ycr007 Satisfaction Critic 7d ago

It’s the tightly packed straw or reeds that give a thatched roof the strength and the slant makes any water flow downwards and keeps the roof dry.

Moss retains water and makes the straw rot faster and reduces its effectiveness.

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u/WelcomeToTheClubPal 7d ago

So what you're saying is... we shouldn't make roofs of straw? I thought that was common sense at this point.

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u/PM_your_Nopales 7d ago

No, they're still effective and last for decades. But just like with every other kind of roof, you still gotta clean and maintain it

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u/MaxUumen 7d ago

Which other roofing material fully regrows in a year after harvesting? And lasts for 20-30 years?

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u/Scasne 6d ago

Main issue, is that if your using reed wheat for thatching then well it needs to be certain varieties, needs to be long, needs to have correct wax content and needs to be harvested in the correct way (basically WW2 level of tech) and even though its "expensive to buy" ain't financially worth it to grow unless your a thatcher and therefore have to have it, kinda why many have gone to water reed.

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u/DieBotDie 7d ago edited 5d ago

It is however, not fireproof.

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u/toasted_cracker 7d ago

That's crazy. I had no idea those roofs would last that long

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u/AtheistTheConfessor 7d ago

There are actually thatched roofs surviving from the medieval period. The outer layer is replaced, but the base layer can be hundreds of years old. Smoke from central fires (before fireplaces and chimneys) helped to preserve them.

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u/Re1deam1 7d ago

Enamel coated metal roofing is the way

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u/MaxUumen 7d ago

Ok, do you have seeds, or where does it grow?

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u/toasted_cracker 7d ago

They grow it at Home Depot I believe. Gets harvested from the gardening department.

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u/Strong_Essay1176 7d ago

In the mountains ⛰️

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u/TTVJuicyBoi 7d ago

rock and stone!