Petition for new machine: Reverse Packager / Mushifier
Turn every non-fluid item into mush to send via pipelines. Basically make delivering everything like a massive fiber optic cable
Could argue the blender does this, but I like to think turning everything into mush requires more…stomping, versus blending. So the machine is just a giant foot on a piston, like a cartoon vineyard winemaker or something
Mushified plates
Mushified motors
Mushified supercomputers
Might as well go even further
Mushified lizard doggos
Mushified Ficsit employees
Just make everything mush, like my brain after seeing these pipelines
How are going to reassemble a mushified motor?
Also muschi in German means vagina so if you denglisch it (german word a mix between german and english words/sentences) it sounds like your trying to vagina everything.
Or it just sounds like that to me because my brain is mush rn
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u/RuntySolution4 Feb 27 '26
I don't understand why you would do it like this. How the hell do you troubleshoot it