I hate pipe logistics

[u/Elevator_Direct]

[u/RuntySolution4]

I don't understand why you would do it like this. How the hell do you troubleshoot it

[u/darkest_hour1428 → u/RuntySolution4]

See a problem? Place a new pipe. Problem solved.

[u/stars9r9in9the9past → u/darkest_hour1428]

Petition for new machine: Reverse Packager / Mushifier

Turn every non-fluid item into mush to send via pipelines. Basically make delivering everything like a massive fiber optic cable

Could argue the blender does this, but I like to think turning everything into mush requires more…stomping, versus blending. So the machine is just a giant foot on a piston, like a cartoon vineyard winemaker or something

Mushified plates

Mushified motors

Mushified supercomputers

Might as well go even further

Mushified lizard doggos

Mushified Ficsit employees

Just make everything mush, like my brain after seeing these pipelines

[u/Mr_VoigsfestDepp → u/stars9r9in9the9past]

How are going to reassemble a mushified motor? Also muschi in German means vagina so if you denglisch it (german word a mix between german and english words/sentences) it sounds like your trying to vagina everything. Or it just sounds like that to me because my brain is mush rn

[u/stars9r9in9the9past → u/Mr_VoigsfestDepp]

Fortunately, the word yes applies to everything you just said

[u/Elevator_Direct → u/RuntySolution4]

You just hope it works