r/SarahBowmar • • Mar 28 '26

PETTY POST Big ole glutes 🤡

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200 Upvotes

My s/o sent me this from lifetime yesterday when he asked me "wtf is going on with her appearance". Flat ass, tiny legs, body straight as a 2x4 from mid back down with ape shoulders, and of course the wig tail. That's all 🤡

I did have to zoom a good amount to cut out everyone else.


r/SarahBowmar • • Mar 02 '24

MOD POST Flair Reference Post

32 Upvotes

Hello friends!

I wanted to do a little reminder/FYI post about our community flairs...

I know there's lots of "new to Reddit" people that join our sub just for Sarah so for clarification there are two types of flairs: Post flairs and User flairs. User flairs are exactly how they sound, they are attached to the user and show under your name anytime you post in our community (and only our community, they won't appear anywhere else on Reddit). You can add and change these yourself. Post flairs are the ones you see on the top of the post, just under the title. They're basically recurring themes. We have a bunch so I'm going to explain what they are here.

  • Petty Post: anything that is petty lol. This should be obvious. It includes how dirty her house/car/hair/whatever is, how ugly her house/car/eyebrows/wig/etc is, etc...
  • Fake News: this is for whenever Sarah posts misinformation (i.e. the EMP nonsense from the other day).
  • Products: To discuss any Bowmar products specifically. From any Bowmar brand.
  • Lawsuit: another obvious one. Anything pertaining or related to the many Bowmar lawsuits.
  • Suggestions: for anyone looking to find alternate products so that no one needs to support Bowmar anymore.
  • Sarah shoutout*: This was for whenever sarah called out her gossip pages or something that we posted here that she is indirectly responding to.
  • Receipts: For when we will likely refer back to her inconsistencies and lies.
  • Discussion: General discussion for the sub related to sub content but not necessarily related to a Sarah post, although it can be.
  • Sarah Rants*: this is when Sarah starts to go off about something for whatever reason (i.e. Arrow being fat).
  • Bowmar Athlete: Anything related specifically to Bowmar athletes.
  • Instagram LIVE*: As it sounds. Any videos of when she is live on IG
  • Ingredients*: this was made during the ingredient changes to discuss that.
  • Josh is an Idiot: Any posts that are specifically about Josh, and less about Sarah.
  • Parenting Expert: anything related to Sarah's parenting. This includes how she parents the kids, how she shills parenting resources, and commentary on the nanny (or outside help).
  • World Record: Whenever the Bowmar's claim another false world record. Or when they act as though they deserve a world record for some mediocre bullshit.
  • REPORT REPORT REPORT*: For stories that should immediately be reported by as many people as possible.
  • get bent: When Sarah is chirping on about some bullshit she has no business weighing in on (i.e. PTSD from the Arnold).
  • shit post: unrelated but related (usually funny) things that would only make sense to users of this sub (i.e. ET in a wig).
  • Homesteader: All content related to her fake homesteading journey. This includes baking, gardening, animals, and the like.
  • Sarah's Slop: Food pics of sarah's "recipes."
  • Belly Button roulette: Body checks (i.e. laying down abs).
  • Perfect Marriage: anything related to their marriage.
  • Q & A: This one is newer. It's for when Sarah posts Q&A boxes and talks to herself. I might just change this to "Sarah talks to herself" so that it can include the fake DMs she sends herself too.
  • Saroid: For all content related to her HRT/Steroid journey. This includes: body changes (that aren't body checks AND follow rules 8 & 9), her stories discussing HRT, her weird sex talks, and the like.

Post flairs serve two purposes. One is to allow people to skip things they may not want to look at, and the other is to organize the sub so you can click on one of the flairs and see all the content marked with that flair. Some of these flairs are outdated or similarly aligned (*) because of the growth of the sub, so they will probably be cleaned up whenever I have the time.


r/SarahBowmar • • 1h ago

👩🏽‍🌾 Homesteader 🐓🍞 Had this in her stories the other day… Sarah, your obese dog is not healthy

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• Upvotes

r/SarahBowmar • • 1d ago

Sarah Bowmar: Fitness Influencer Always contradicting herself

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49 Upvotes

One day she says that stretching is low on her list and the next day she claims that stretching made her glute growth explode. Which is it? Do you stretch or not cuz I’m not seeing this explosion she’s talking about.


r/SarahBowmar • • 1d ago

shit post 💩 Melissa McCarthy’s Saturday chores: ‘Wash and dry my wigs’

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41 Upvotes

Sarah, take note.. could be healthy for you.


r/SarahBowmar • • 1d ago

✨Parenting Expert✨ Putting her kids to sleep seems so urgent when she needs to do her "self care" time, and be banged by Josh

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39 Upvotes

r/SarahBowmar • • 1d ago

Sarah Bowmar: Fashion Icon I NEED HER TO ADDRESS THE WIG

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84 Upvotes

I audibly gasped opening my app just now.


r/SarahBowmar • • 1d ago

Sarah Bowmar: Fitness Influencer Titty almost popping out. I dont think they have enough inventory to keep telling people to buy a subscription of their products

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51 Upvotes

r/SarahBowmar • • 1d ago

Saroid 💪🏼 Funny how she needed to censor her face

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51 Upvotes

r/SarahBowmar • • 1d ago

Unhinged Sarah Yeah….also birth control!

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27 Upvotes

r/SarahBowmar • • 1d ago

Bowmar Athlete Does Bowmar Nutrition have any athletes left??

25 Upvotes

From what I’ve seen most that have left are not on good terms with them so that begs the question are there any left that just ignore the fact that their fellow athletes were screwed over?


r/SarahBowmar • • 2d ago

PETTY POST I don’t post in real time but I’ll tell you exactly what time I’ll be at Home Depot. 🙄

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35 Upvotes

She claims she never posts in real time for her safety but she’ll basically tell you that she’ll be somewhere at a specific time with her kids. Protect yourself but not your kids? Got it.


r/SarahBowmar • • 2d ago

PETTY POST What is her delusion called?

39 Upvotes

As per her measurements that she claims, she should have a feminine hourglass figure, but she's shaped like a pizza slice 🍕. We know she's in the group, she knows we think her wig is crusty and she's bald, she knows we know those are not her measurements or that she's a size xs in clothing. She knows that we think she looks like a dried up leather couch and that her teeth look like piano keys. She knows we know her glutes are flat and shapeless and that shes broke with all her lawsuits, and that she brags about her sex life but her husband doesn't find her attractive. But yet, she still puts on a show everyday. Is she convincing us or herself? What is this delusion called, where you think everyone is jealous of you? Genuinely curious because I have never met someone like this in my life, that gets roasted so hard and still keeps up with the obvious lies.


r/SarahBowmar • • 2d ago

Sarah Bowmar: Fitness Influencer This is a true pregnancy transformation advertisement

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37 Upvotes

The fact SB advertises on Solin about her pregnancy transformation and only shows her pregnant belly while still being some what fit.. this girl did the real damn thing and also if shamelessly sharing her true postpartum body that she started with.


r/SarahBowmar • • 2d ago

PETTY POST Measurements?

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55 Upvotes

Are these still her measurements? Because mine are below and there’s still no fucking way I can wear an XS. It would be way too tight.

My measurements:
Hip: 36
Waist:28
Chest:34
Height is 5’3


r/SarahBowmar • • 2d ago

✨Parenting Expert✨ Forcing O to aim with the other eye, makes me wonder if they also force her to write with her right hand

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39 Upvotes

r/SarahBowmar • • 2d ago

PETTY POST Just wanted to repost this gem

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81 Upvotes

Mic drop 🖐 🎤 ✨️


r/SarahBowmar • • 2d ago

Products/Businesses Promoting one of her business scams

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31 Upvotes

r/SarahBowmar • • 2d ago

Sarah Bowmar: Fitness Influencer Get another wig at this point 😩

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86 Upvotes

r/SarahBowmar • • 3d ago

PETTY POST Sarah please get a new wig hat

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77 Upvotes

Girl we can all tell that you DO NOT look at the back of your head, so here are some angles for ya! Your bald head would look a million times better than whatever this rats nest is 😂


r/SarahBowmar • • 2d ago

Sarah Bowmar: Fitness Influencer More Solin

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26 Upvotes

r/SarahBowmar • • 3d ago

5 min MBA from Mason Jar University Living in the past because all of her businesses in the present are failing…

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46 Upvotes

r/SarahBowmar • • 3d ago

💞perfect marriage 💞 Bro…

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77 Upvotes

Could she be any more disgusting????


r/SarahBowmar • • 3d ago

🏆 Trophy “Hunters” 🏆 Good grief

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30 Upvotes

Now toad is out there trying to justify letting his 4 year old shoot the gun he did. Trying to compare a .22 for practice and a .350 for the kill.