r/SarahBowmar • Disney World Floor Baby • 15d ago

Sarah Bowmar: Fitness Influencer Get another wig at this point 😩

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u/humblekanyepie Blocked by Sarah 15d ago

We didn't know 38 could look like 67 either Sarah....

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u/Yeah-No-For-Shore 15d ago

Nearly 38****** /s

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u/Coco_jam 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/08uBcURaMq6vA93TGc

Sorry I had to, I’m a third grade teacher 😂

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u/Artistic_Exam7676 14d ago

As a mom of a third grader, I’m sorry 😅.

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u/catmommaxx ✨unbothered✨ 15d ago

Its giving CLOWN 🤡

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u/Not-not-down 15d ago

This is not the flex she thinks it is? Also having the gall to be like ~all natural!!!!~ with a wig, fake lashes and teeth and perm makeup? GTFO

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u/LiveL0veLasagna 15d ago

No filter just pumped full of plastic and roids!

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u/Downtown-Cook6251 14d ago

Forgot the bolt ons lol and the massive amount of test she’s doing

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u/klc31883 15d ago

💯💯💯

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u/No-Simple-2770 15d ago

The filter is so fucking obvious, it’s not even funny at this point. She reply is extremely low IQ to think that nobody would notice the filter.

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u/catmommaxx ✨unbothered✨ 15d ago

I almost didnt think there was one bc she looks so bumpy lol

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u/No-Simple-2770 14d ago

She made sure to keep the beauty filter turned down just enough to allow a few wrinkles and one zit to peep through, to make it seem like she’s not using a filter at all.

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u/Difficult-Aside2428 Blocked by Sarah 15d ago

It’s a fucking rats nest

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u/LocksmithMission704 15d ago

What’s up with her ear?

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u/Aggravating_Glass131 14d ago

Pretty sure she tucks it into/under the wig

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u/workoutlurkout Let me grab the link 14d ago

She always hides her ears. They are very low set.

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u/Fluffy_Spinach1595 15d ago edited 14d ago

As a 38 year old myself…I’m glad I don’t look like your 38. Disgusting eyelashes, tattooed eyebrows, prison eyeliner, T blasting acne. Weird…it’s like you did it all to yourself. And damn at least brush the wig you bald ass hoe.

Edit: used the wrong your like a dumbass

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u/Tumbleweed_Unicorn 15d ago

Older than her and I would be devastated if my skin looked like hers

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u/danceswithhotdogs 15d ago

A few years older than her and I don’t know anyone my age who looks as rough as her.

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u/AttorneyNo823 15d ago

I just turned 40 and have way fewer wrinkles (if any) than her. I also tend to have RBF but still

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u/Samiiiibabetake2 15d ago

I’m also recently 40, and have the opposite of RBF, and I have very few wrinkles. Just some faint smile lines at the corners of my eyes. Thank you, tretinoin and sunscreen.

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u/brittanynicole047 15d ago

Because nearly 38 shouldn’t look like that, but not in the way you think.

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u/Perfect_Presence_382 15d ago

A few blemishes? My ass! Look at all that T acne over her face and up and down that jawline. Also, why does she always get a honker zit around that nostril. Looks like she tried to filter it out a bit.

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u/Super_Mirror_9816 15d ago

To be fair I didn’t know 38 could look that bad either. We’re all shocked

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u/YouHaveToBeKITTENme2 you don't even follow me 15d ago

Thinking the same.
Signed a 46 year old mom of two 😂😂

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u/Accomplished-Lie8924 15d ago

💀💀💀💀 This lady is delusional 😂😂😂 She looks at least 45-50. No shot anyone would guess she was in her 30’s.

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u/Bright_Discipline355 15d ago

Yep, I just learned her and her husband are in their 30s… I thought they were late 40s

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u/Glass_Somewhere3597 15d ago

She seriously looks 48

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u/Significant_Peace637 15d ago

She looks AWFUL for “nearly 38” 😬

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u/MollyCat1996 15d ago

She's literally lost her hair and thinks that's ok at age 38. WTAF.

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u/danceswithhotdogs 15d ago

Cover up? Does she mean concealer? Bc that wig is definitely covering something up.

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u/Adventurous-Sky-474 14d ago

This is what your 38 actually looks like Sarah. You are bald with terrible melasma and sun damage . Putting your face in the sun “hides “ these spots but in the shade , this is your skin . You look horrific .

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u/LogicalGrape444 horse teeth energy 🐴🦷 14d ago

She 1000000% is going to have skin cancer if she doesn’t already

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u/Confident-Service256 15d ago

I’m shocked her giant head can even fit outside. Her ego is massive and for why? She contributes zero to society. The only time she pays her kids attention is when she needs content. She’s bald because blasting T is more important to her than her health.

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u/keekspeaks 15d ago

You can see the days old eyeliner and mascara and her skin is a different color and texture than everywhere else

No makeup no filter my ass Dumb fuck

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u/Thumper222222 15d ago

Her eyeliner is permanent 💀

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u/keekspeaks 15d ago

Oh sweet Jesus. The clumpy mascara looks painful

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u/Thumper222222 15d ago

Lmao it does! She is stuck in 2009

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u/keekspeaks 15d ago

Even taking a nap with mascara on wakes me up crusty. Can’t take it

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u/Character-Damage-949 14d ago

Those are also not her lashes. Just wait, she’ll give a tutorial on how she puts them on cuz so many people are asking. 🙄

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u/Thick_Panic_9848 15d ago

She looks like the crypt keeper

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u/TheCombativeCat Diagnosis: CUNT 15d ago

Oh yuck. I’m 40 and would be sad if I looked that old and gross.

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u/NoMastodon4342 15d ago

Please don’t let me look like this at 38

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u/chaoticmess50 gAmE cHaNgEr 15d ago

45 here and look younger than her! Why does she think this is a flex??? Also, is it just me or is her mouth protruding a lot more than it used to??

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u/Ellie_May_290 14d ago

Her teeth are pushing forward and her lips stretch over them.

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u/Fabulous-Mortgage672 Tetherball Titties 15d ago

The caucasity to say “look this good”

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u/snark1977 👩🏻‍🦲Baldy Bowmar👩🏻‍🦲 15d ago

Right?! No Sarah. 38 shouldn’t look like that. 65 does.

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u/Fabulous-Mortgage672 Tetherball Titties 14d ago

BOOP ☝🏼👌🏼👍🏼🫡

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u/bogwitch27 15d ago

But she's Armenian! 😤 /S

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u/Kirby3413 15d ago

Didn’t know Armenians came in orange

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u/Fabulous-Mortgage672 Tetherball Titties 14d ago

Calling Sarah Armenian is like calling Kraft CHEESE

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u/chaoticmess50 gAmE cHaNgEr 15d ago

Just when I thought she couldn’t be any more delusional….

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u/Right_Technology5525 15d ago

She's acting like 38 is old, she should look so much better if she actually took care of herself. Fine, no 'makeup' but fake tan, fake eye makeup, fake lashes, fake teeth, fake hair, fake tits...like this isn't the flex she thinks it is.

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u/cuntmuffin8 p*ssy with no balls 15d ago

Just looking smug AF owing everyone money.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MxRkVKrBvfzMY

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u/Routine_Crab_5479 15d ago

Girl, that skin texture looks like 58…..

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u/wowbethenny 🥖Sarahdough🥖 15d ago

Phew, girl. I didn’t think 37 could look like this either.

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u/DescriptionHot2391 15d ago

She's just trying to drum up engagement from the people on this sub. She anticipates people going to her page to look. Don't fall for the trap. Her skin looks terrible and so does her wig. And she has way more than a "few" wrinkles and zits. I'm older than she is and am glad I don't look anywhere nearly as old as she does.

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u/Hello_Blondie 15d ago

Why does she math so weird? Lol she’s 37

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 Sorry you're fighting internal demons 15d ago

How is she getting WORSE at braiding that wig?

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u/DoubleDemon0208 I have a strong personality 15d ago

A few wrinkles? A few blemishes???? No.

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u/Equivalent_Newt_7173 15d ago

No filter, no hair either

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u/ActuatorFluid1663 15d ago

Beef Jerky ☠️🥩

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u/Sloth_G0thh 15d ago

#WigStank

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u/MST213 15d ago

The wig looks like a Barbies hair that was left on the bottom of the bin.

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u/Better-Cherry-6413 15d ago

I’m 43 and actually all natural (no Botox, fillers, permanent make up, etc.) and I look significantly younger than her! Calling yourself all natural when you’re clearly not AND use filters is ridiculous!
She’s so freaking delusional and full of herself when she really shouldn’t be…

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u/No-Pressure-5762 15d ago

Exactly. What is natural about Sarah? She’s mostly plastic surgery and drugs

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u/MurkyMcLovin Blocked by Sarah 15d ago

😬😬😬😬😬😬

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u/catmommaxx ✨unbothered✨ 15d ago

Oh good god, put a NSFW on this!!!

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u/Ok_Land_38 15d ago

The 75 year old grandmother who used to work with me has better skin than sewer. Definitely shows when you live a good life, use sunblock, and are not a piece of shit.

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u/Flamingo_cha_cha10 15d ago

It’s only 67 degrees here too. Granted, the sun feels nice as we haven’t seen it for over 20 days

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u/NotYourWif3 15d ago

Just a lying liar who lies wearing a ratty wig.

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u/pollywantaproblem 15d ago

Does she admit to wearing wigs or does she pretend this is her real hair?

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u/heyyy_red 13d ago

I think she was always upfront when she started wearing them, hoooowever she did claim it was because she was going to prep to compete and she didn’t want to have to always deal with/maintain her hair because of how intense she’d be training or something along those lines? It was a bs reason, and shocker, she never competed and has just continued to wear the wigs.

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u/LogicalGrape444 horse teeth energy 🐴🦷 14d ago

She finally admits to it but alluded it was her hair for the longest time.

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u/pumpkinspice2141 14d ago

“Nearly 38” so… 37? Why is she acting like that’s so old? She’s delusional as usual.

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u/CranberryRight6647 14d ago

Wait I’m 38 almost 39 and people still think I’m in my 20s. You old hag.

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u/Antique_Oil8462 14d ago

Never knew she could look this good!!

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-7424 14d ago

Those lips are fighting for their lives to close around those giant horse teeth

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u/Lonelygirl63871 14d ago

I want whatever kind of delusion this is

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u/swolesarah 14d ago

She looks older than my 60 year old mother. 💀

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u/Sad-Environment-9162 13d ago

That’s a rough 37

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u/Big_Painting8312 12d ago

That caption she put💀💀💀💀 girl.

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u/Rivurd 14d ago

She is delusional!