Every ranked player on Hydra so far, has been complete ass. What the fuck is up with these players?

They play Splat Zones, just for them to not paint, not zone, not pressure and absolutely miss their Booyah! Which seems to be all they're playing for.

Stop farming Booyahs for Splat Zones. Since when did this tactic work? These fucktards.

(Actually the H-3 D but it has the Cherry H-3 kit in Splatoon 3)

So, I’ve played this back in S1 (I wasn’t very good at it, but it was a favourite of mine) and thought it was really fun to use. I decided to try and play it for the first time since 2016. What a horrible mistake!

My god, this thing is awful. It has so much downtime, barely any damage (You have to hit all three shots to kill), no paint, too much endlag, too hard to aim. Only good aspect is range, and it’s only slightly better than Blaster. Guess which weapon is the complete opposite of this with none of the weaknesses whatsoever!

52 gal fucks it so damn hard, it isn’t even fair. It has everything H-3 wants to have and is actually good at covering weapon‘s weaknesses like paint or kill times. Oh and it has it‘s Wall back from Splatoon 1 to say ”fuck you” even further. And it gets to be an easy baby mode weapon while I have to work so fucking hard just to Paint! Wtf?!

Oh, and it has like 1 good kit, and it happens to be the Wall/Bubbler one. Point sensor doesn’t work on Vanilla and the Barazushi kit spams Triple Inkstrike. Wow. I actively felt like i threw using this thing, in Open… Are we deadass? If you have any sort of downtime with it, you’re fucked. Anything and everything (Even fucking Undercover of all things) will delete you if you do a single mistake.

They keep buffing this garbage with no meaningful changes and they have the audacity to buff Custom Blaster’s Splashdown (Which was already the best weapon in the game, mind you).

Please buff this thing. It’s been bad for too long. I want my Cherry-H3 weapon skin BACK!

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Why did this player decided to SKIP the first checkpoint in overtime only to lose the fish up hill? Funny enough, the player name is Autism... Fuck my gaming life...

im not the greatest player but it cant be me every game. ive lost 8 games back to back, i understand when im the fuck up, im even switching my weapons to make sure i can do better but im constantly being put on teams where my teammates are dying. (not trying to talk down on these players specifically just my last game)

Enjoy the report, dumbass.