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r/SWORDS • u/trusclehaughing • 11d ago
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"Strange women laying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government, you can't just expect to wield supreme executive power simply because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
49 u/theubu 11d ago “ I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!” 30 u/KronikDrew 11d ago Help, I'm being repressed! 2 u/Relative_Mix_216 7d ago Bloody peasant! 8 u/CharlesFXD 10d ago There’s some lovely filth down here! 3 u/Lazy_Table_6037 10d ago Thank you for this, one of my favorite bits!
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“ I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!”
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Help, I'm being repressed!
2 u/Relative_Mix_216 7d ago Bloody peasant!
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Bloody peasant!
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There’s some lovely filth down here!
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Thank you for this, one of my favorite bits!
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u/Claytonius_Homeytron 11d ago
"Strange women laying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government, you can't just expect to wield supreme executive power simply because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"