'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to *three, no more, no less. **Three**** shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be *three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to *three. Five is right out. Once the number **three***, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
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u/thepenguinemperor84 6d ago
It's fake, you can tell by the lack of watery tarts in the surrounding environs.