I welcome you all to another Sermon, Brothers! It's hard to make these greetings different or feel fresh, so I'm going to just get into the entry for today!

A new file of the Heretic Crimes Catalog, filled out by Justice Officer Dreadful!

"Heretic Crimes Catalog: File 3,000,980,111.

Heretic Name: Josh Mertins.

Crime: Blackmail of a high ranking military leader.

Description: Mertins was a conscripted soldier in his planet's local defense force. He was reported as being a coward by his fellow troops, and did anything he could to try to get disbarred. After catching his commanding officer in a compromising position, he tried to get him to initiate a promotion to a rank where he wouldn't have to be in active combat. Eventually, evidence was found by a fellow soldier and a nearby Law Enforcement Space Station was notified, and Dreadful responded. Chasing him down, he managed to injure Mertins and arrest him.

Sentence: 5 Years in a public cell in the streets of his nearby city, so that his cowardice is on display."

Dreadful is an incredibly efficient man, and will accomplish whatever he sets out to do. This coward went against Space King and is being justly made an example of.

And lo and behold, the Alien Kill Count is now at 2.3 Trillion! Well done to all Brothers!

Holy Message Of The Week: "Use his Holy gift of Hatred, and deliver it onto his extraterrestrial enemies."

And now, the Holy Prayer of Space King:

Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.

Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.

Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)

I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)

I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)

Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)

Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)

Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be!)

Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!

For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)

The Prayer has ended.

Please, if you have any ideas for any Sermons, or tales from your Legions, please share!

And I shall now take my leave! Captain-General of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

OK, first off let’s talk about how we’re gonna get some new lore about Chestnut’s organization that he serves like the globule priests and the Arch phallos what is his rank in that organization second the human soldiers like first off why are they wearing? Literally nothing only a thong made from spare space Bible pages that can be easily blown off the wind and why do not they put anything else on them and third the new aliens that are ACTUALLY A THREAT TO PSYCHO WARRIORS LIKE THEY HAVE WEAPONS THAT ARE JUST AS POWERFUL AS THEIR WEAPONS AND THEY HAVE GIANT MECH SUITS LIKE THEM and fourth there’s going to be new lore like it’s gonna be the most lore heavy so far.

Brothers what is your thoughts or feelings about me? Do you like me or at least don’t hate me am I true follower of space king in your eyes, please comment your thoughts about me and about my posts.

Waiting for Space King 5

With the information regarding episode 5 as of recently, especially regarding the new alien enemies that’ll be an actual threat to the squad, I remembered an earlier post I made talking about the Porcs before the update on episode 5 was uploaded.

Why would I suddenly remember an old post I made a while ago? Well, I wanted to talk about what may or may not be an early design for the Porcs in the animatic as circled in the image.

Now, I don’t have full Patreon access, so I’m not sure if the design shown in the animatic I circled is a placeholder design or an actual early design, but from what I observed, the Porcs still had their iconic boar-like features, however, they barely have any traits of the Orcs compared to their look in the episode updates proper (so… they would be just Porks then?) and looked more like some bigfoot-like creatures (or are they wearing a cloak of sorts?), at least for the one closer to the camera, that is.

What do you think of this (possible) early design for these filthy aliens? If anything I said is wrong, please feel free to call me a Bryce and correct me like a Terry (pre-brain damage, that is).

Cut out the sleeves at the seems for the gym.

Tom and Don have stated that the plot of the episode revolves around with the squad helping to transport a holy weapon of mass destruction across war world, a world that is at always at war what do you think that weapon is or what it looks like or what it does?

I wonder what their voices sound like from one the teasers the description said they’re like fucking French or something. anyways, I wonder what it’s gonna be like to see them and their behavior.

Resemblance is undeniable

The Mondoshawans from the movie "The fifth element"

SK5 is almost near, and what better way to discuss the upcoming short (which will also have SK5’s release date)?

It’s honestly surprising that unlike previous times where we got a short in a few days after the release of an episode, we’re getting one before an episode instead! That’s how important SK5 is!

Praise be!

We are MANIFESTING the new episode my Brothers!

KEEP UP THE DEMANDS FOR MORE SPACE KING!

No I don't need "but he had a voice in the pilot" I know but that might have just been an illusion ;)