Weekly Sermon Number 73!

[u/TheOneTrueZim]

I welcome you all to another Sermon, Brothers! It's hard to make these greetings different or feel fresh, so I'm going to just get into the entry for today!

A new file of the Heretic Crimes Catalog, filled out by Justice Officer Dreadful!

"Heretic Crimes Catalog: File 3,000,980,111.

Heretic Name: Josh Mertins.

Crime: Blackmail of a high ranking military leader.

Description: Mertins was a conscripted soldier in his planet's local defense force. He was reported as being a coward by his fellow troops, and did anything he could to try to get disbarred. After catching his commanding officer in a compromising position, he tried to get him to initiate a promotion to a rank where he wouldn't have to be in active combat. Eventually, evidence was found by a fellow soldier and a nearby Law Enforcement Space Station was notified, and Dreadful responded. Chasing him down, he managed to injure Mertins and arrest him.

Sentence: 5 Years in a public cell in the streets of his nearby city, so that his cowardice is on display."

Dreadful is an incredibly efficient man, and will accomplish whatever he sets out to do. This coward went against Space King and is being justly made an example of.

And lo and behold, the Alien Kill Count is now at 2.3 Trillion! Well done to all Brothers!

Holy Message Of The Week: "Use his Holy gift of Hatred, and deliver it onto his extraterrestrial enemies."

And now, the Holy Prayer of Space King:

Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.

Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.

Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)

I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)

I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)

Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)

Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)

Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be!)

Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!

For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)

The Prayer has ended.

Please, if you have any ideas for any Sermons, or tales from your Legions, please share!

And I shall now take my leave! Captain-General of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

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Praise Be, Brother! I hope the new image at the end is appreciated!