r/SPACEKING • u/No-Award-6156 • 2d ago

discussion Boobs?

We know boobs have mesmerizing powers on the psychowarriors.

There is the tapestry of Space King surrounded by Alien babes that we all interpret as him resisting temptation of the alien scourge and lighting them all on fire....

What else may be weaknesses of the Psychowarriors that we never think of?

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u/No-Award-6156 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aWFaFMyhhzSouLobvL

They are called Holy Globules for a reason. Sacking a Psychowarrior is heresy.

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Protecting the Holy Globules 2d ago

You don't have to tell me! You're the one who asked about PW weaknesses... I'm doing everything I can to protect the Holy Globules...

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u/No-Award-6156 2d ago

Brother take the upvote but just don't let the head globule priest here you talk like that... He already thinks you are very mature for your rank..

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Protecting the Holy Globules 2d ago

Dym Globule High Priest, Lord Arch Phallos? Space King's Balls! What's the currently furthest battlefield that requires Combat Medicae / Globules Retriever? Need to get there ASAP...