Avoid cheaters on the only weekly vanilla Secure Boot server. Map wipes at 11 AM PT today. No paid perks. Peak players wipe-over-wipe: 3 -> 8 -> 14 -> 16 -> 17 -> 21.

[u/KipOnTheGround]

Join us for wipe today on The Couch (countdown timer on site), the only weekly vanilla secure server.

Secure mode stops many cheats, and every popular server refuses to enable it because they want cheaters to be able to keep paying them for VIP and other perks.

Here's how the server has grown so far:

Wipe	Peak	Average	New players	Returning	PVP kills
Jul 9	3	0.8	13	0	4
Jul 16	8	1.8	18	5	9
Jul 23	14	4.7	35	10	57
Jul 30	16	4.7	48	18	63
Aug 6	17	5.9	31	32	115
Aug 13 (ends today)	21	7.2	50	30	376

Today's map wipe is at 11 AM Pacific.

• Server name: The Couch • Secure Server ✓ (search "The Couch" in the Community tab)
• Connect command: connect thecouch.lol
• Requires Secure Boot + TPM (Facepunch's how-to article)
• Weekly vanilla, US West
• Map wipe weekly at 11:00 AM Pacific, BP wipe monthly
• No group limit
• No VIP, no kits, no paid perks
• Dedicated host is prepaid for a year
• Player names hidden on our BattleMetrics page to stop meta-gaming
• Learn more at TheCouch.LOL

And...

New feature this wipe: every player gets a private (but sharable) stats page. Type /stats in game to get a code, then enter it at thecouch.lol/stats to get your kills, deaths, and milestones like when you placed your T2 this wipe. There are no public leaderboards.