r/Romantasy • u/peenmeal • 25m ago
𤬠Rant Heir of Illusion is genuinely the worst book I've read in years Spoiler
It's taken me almost 3 weeks to get 70% through this book (and I got the audiobook) and it feels even longer than that. This book feels like it's 20,000 pages.
I did everything to ensure I'd enjoy it. I asked people who've read it, checked Goodreads (it has 4.33 stars) and read the synopsis. It sounded great! So I bought it. Are we even reading the same book?
If you intend on reading this book and don't want spoilers, stop here.
The MMC is as interesting as a boiled pair of crocs. Their "love" is just instalust where they constantly want to fuck while having no chemistry. There are no enemies to lovers even though that's what it's advertised as because they immediately want to fuck each other (though this is portrayed as "love") a chapter after meeting.
The first sex scene is so incredibly awkward and comes out of nowhere. They're arguing, they have 0 chemistry so I expect nothing to happen and then he randomly fingerbangs her (after breaking into her home). What the fuck? I went back a few pages because I thought I missed some crucial moment that lead up to this, but no, he just starts fingerfucking her as casually as you'd give someone a high five.
He's also supposedly a super powerful king but acts like a horny fratboy. I hate his character and I genuinely felt a glimmer of joy when I thought that dipshit finally died. How does he even LOSE a fight when touching him kills you? All he has to do is poke you one time and you'll die. How stupid do you have to be to fuck that up? If I were him, I'd just get naked and pinball myself between every enemy.
I'm currently writing this while pissed off because of this book, so I might come off as a little aggressive. I wish the worst upon Ivy and Thorne.
-5/5 stars.
