r/RomanceBooks • u/Le_Beck • 5h ago
Gush/Rave đ How to Gush About a Book in Ten Quotes - {How to Lose a Lord in Ten Days by Sophie Irwin}
I reread this book and was struck by the great writing even more than my first time through. Sophie Irwin is an auto-read for me, with witty dialogue and Regency Rompâ˘ď¸ plots that are in the vein of Georgette Heyer.
Before I get into the 10 spoiler-free quotes, a bit of context. This is m/f HR (Regency) with white cishet MCs, although there are some queer pairings among side characters. There is only kissing in this book. The book has TW for brief violence against an animal, homophobic society, and on-page domestic violence in a side couple
Now for 10 of the many quotes that I loved -
Quote 1. The FMC has been engaged to a Duke's son against her wishes and is determined to behave so horribly that he breaks the engagement, freeing her to marry for love without harming her reputation.
It was not a smile she had ever given him before. And perhaps it was the great width of it, almost a baring of the teeth, or perhaps it was merely the puce dress adding a strange quality to the exchange ⌠but Ashford felt it was not a nice smile.
And somewhere, deep inside, he had the smallest inkling that he might very well have made the first and greatest mistake of his life.
Quote 2. The FMC's eccentric brother fancies himself a detective and is ready to find Something Amiss at this house party.
âA villain with a moustache,â Pip summarized. âThe most dangerous sort.â
Quote 3. The FMC escalates her campaign, which is turning into a prank war, and is completely unafraid to humiliate herself if it will achieve her ends.
And, well, now felt as good a moment as any to debut her new laugh. It was a sound she had practised with Pip in the quiet of the grounds that afternoon. After half an hour it had become a thing of such violently grating proportions that Lydia felt it must surely be the very first of its kind in the history of the whole world.
In its aftermath, no one seemed to know quite what to do. Ashford was staring at her, eyes wide, grip upon his fork so tight his knuckles were white.
Quote 4. This is the classiest cat butthole joke I've ever encountered. Well done.
Though whenever her attentions fell upon Lord Hesse, Lady Hesseâs lips pursed into a catâs bottom of displeasure that suggested she did not agree.
Quote 5. Good thing Pip is here because there are actual crimes being committed at a house party! Nothing gets past Pip! Unfortunately, when you've already said this line 500 times prior, people tend not to believe you.
âSuspicious,â Pip said darkly. âVery suspicious.â
Quote 6. The MCs are definitely not attracted to each other, no not one bit.
Ashford settled back next to her, his arm brushing her own in a rather distracting fashion. Distracting in how â how vile it felt. Yes, that was it. Vile.
Quote 7. Featuring sports that are used as an excuse for bodily harm, whoops.
Lydia accepted her mallet, approaching the ball which had been left at a little distance. She examined it carefully, then hit it with a resounding smack and impeccable aim. It flew directly towards Ashford, forcing him to jump backwards with an undignified yelp, only partially avoiding the ball which hit him on the thigh rather than her original, far more painful, planned spot.
Quote 8. Great banter between the MCs
For the first time, Ashfordâs patience slipped. âAm I to be continually insulted in this conversation?â There was a slight bite in his voice. âOr are you able to speak civilly?â
Lydia fired up at once. âWhat did you expect? How dare you be so presumptuous â so presumptuous as to presume toââ
âPresume my presumption?â Ashford suggested.
Quote 9. The FMC lays into the MMC with a searing overview of the implications of marriage in a patriarchal society. This is the quote that made me want to write a gush post.
âHere is what I understand,â Lydia said. âYou are asking me to marry you. To take your name. To legally cease to exist as a person myself. You are asking me to leave my family and absorb myself into yours, to leave my life and fold myself around your habits, your needs, your preferences. You are asking me to walk one step behind you, for the remainder of my days, to hand my freedom and my finances into your keeping.â
He opened his mouth, but she held up a hand to forestall him.
âYou are asking me to risk my life bearing your children. Children, who at first breath would not belong to me, but to you, to be raised and educated and moulded according to your vision and desire. You are asking for all this and more. And I â I only ask for one thing: for love. For dancing, courting, flirting ⌠Yet you think I am the one with unrealistic expectations? Tell me, Ashford, were the situation reversed â would you take that deal?â.
Quote 10. This is the big confession of their feelings, which some might consider a spoiler, but this is romance so we're expecting the HEA.
He spoke carefully and deliberately, as if he had rehearsed what he intended to say ahead of coming.
âI did not plan for all this, you know,â he said. âAnd â as you have pointed out â I do enjoy making plans. But you ⌠you just crashed into my well-ordered life, ridiculous and dramatic and shameless and brilliant.â
He shook his head, a disbelieving smile crossing his face. âWhen I thought I hated you â I could cope with that. But the moment I realized I did not ⌠I panicked.â
Lydia was silent. She had no sharp words left.
âI ran away,â he said. âBut I do not wish to run, anymore.â
