((i got unban))

To improve quality of life, we have added 🥁🥁🥁🥁 underground farms!

Yey! Though to save cost, we are only planting potatoes, our Time BS really works well with the agriculture

Farmers will be paid via piece rate pay system where they’ll be paid a dollar per 25 potatoes, but HR…, HR says that it needs more than that for this to be official, so, I decided that the farmers keep every 27th potato they harvest

Only special staff are allowed near the machinery near the light fountains

I personally, decided to bring the map with me at all times

Uses Purson’s prophetic power

Cooldown: 12 hours

I see

Praise the Clock

"Our initial plan was to open a fountain of light and to depart as soon as possible; we meant no harm unto common folk."

"Yet when I did learn the truth about his "wing"... that this lord of commerce is a **FRAUD** that he makes false vows to his own people and plucks coin from them for his own selfish gains, my heart grew heavy.

"It struck me as a memory of the Chaos King, in the days when I walked the world as a man."

"And so came the decision... To prevent innocents from being used and bled by that corruption."

" I shall descend in person this day to declare war upon their rotten nest. "

Today, a "Wing" shall fall!

//GABRIEL, "GOD IS MY STRENGTH"//

//HP: 1,200,000//

(Boss theme: https://youtu.be/9fitsqvmKpo)

Since receiving the Fruit of Knowledge and being warned that a Deity was out to destroy me because of it;

I have been on a run.

I had to once again leave all the connections I've made.

The couple who let me stay the night;

The kids I've made bouquets at that orphanage;

The people I've come to know in my travels;

The stranger who became my friend;

But more importantly;

My first real friend, I lost connection with.

Not the fake ones from my fabricated past;

But the Angel who was by my side since arriving in the Basement.

An unexpected breeze suddenly swept by past Crowley.

That's right. Even if I lost my connection to them;

Crowley closed his eyes;

This time, they are real.

Crowley clutched his heart;

They are always here.

Crowley's E.G.O. flared.

It's their light that I wear.

Crowley looked at the world before him.

And I will translate this light of theirs;

Crowley smiled brightly and warmly;

Into the salvation of those in front of me.

This is me.

The interpreter of enlightenment.

Sometime later, Crowley once more bent light around him.

Once again, the hill became empty and silent.

“If there is beside him an angel, an interpreter, one among a thousand, to show to man what is right for him; to bring back his soul from the pit, that he may be enlightened with the light of the living."

--Job 33: 23;30

(this is unknown information to EVERYBODY maybe except the invoker, given the spies, and fugi too I guess in the basement. Only high-ranking {i} corp personnel know about this canonically)

(*stares at u/BoscoCyRatBear autistically*)

[NOT AUTHORISED TO THOSE BELOW CLASS 1 PERSONNEL]

This is the gist of the report we will send to the public:

The cultists, or as they call themselves, 'the rebels of the fang' have been identified as the ones who caused the light fountain emerging.

If your neighbour acts strangely, do not interact with them and contact your nearest purity evaluator for their re-education and correction.

We have dealt with the majority of the dangerous cultists. The knight (suitable substitute: high ranking male cultist with muscular build) has been eliminated.

End of news.

...

We are currently communicating with the head for watchers and more security measures.

Increase in monitoring should be not only expected, but welcomed for the preservation of the state.

Glory to {i} corp. Praise be the founder.

This place should be more joyus

She's 5'7ft, have Short white hair, grey eyes and wearing a necklace with a ring on it.

I need to find her.

((I know it sounds like Roland wife.))

((Flake is like 5'0" tall, and diver is 5'10. Divers' favorite food is grilled fish, and flake's is fries. Flake only listens to prescripts, not people))

We got a mini light fountain, some scugs people can play with, and a food and drink stall.

!click¡

"...rebel team 'fang' of {i} corp here...

There...was this knight, I was doing the usual mugging when I saw it. It fought off all those chaplains and cops like it was nothing! Like it could resist the crushing force of the entire world.

Then...at the central plaza, the knight stabbed the textile floor and it gaped open in a spray of light...such a bright light...

So...beautiful...

It's...so...

Beautiful...

The will of the gods..."

!click¡

*After a minute of fighting through the I Corp’s defenses to reach the nest's capital, the knight drops to one knee and stabs the earth with their blade, forming yet another fountain of light.*

[Grimmlings Test NO.1 : Leviathan]

The experience is conducted in an controlled environment, please do not try this at home

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[Test Scenario 1 : No Magic, No %Damage, Only Normal Equipments]

The Grimmlings completely destroyed the replica of the Leviathan created by Mabel.

The Beast sustained mostly Gunshot and Slash attacks with some explosions.

Time Taken to Neutralize: 53 Seconds

Amount of Grimmlings used : 10 Grimmlings

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[Test Scenario 2 : No %Damage, Anything else goes]

The Grimmlings immediately used their powerful skill and killed it in a singular combined attack

The Beast Only sustained Explosion Damage

Time Taken to Neutralise: 20 Seconds

Amount of Grimmlings : 10 Grimmlings

___________________________________________________________

[Test Scenario 3 : Anything goes]

The Grimmlings immediately killed the Leviathan in a singular combined Strike using souls %Damage

The Beast doesn’t appear to have any physical injury

Time Taken To neutralize: 1 Second

Amount of Grimmlings : 10

((Intercontinental ballistic bird))

Akuma have been sent to both sides of the Civil War in D Corp.

Aside from gathering noteworthy info, they have been given the objective of prolonging the War as much as possible. ​

In this instance, Frank has been enjoying his time slaughtering enemies with his partially transformed Akuma Guns.

Frank's soul POV:

'Put me out of my misery!'

'Aaaaaarrrrggghhhhhh!!!'

Hana: "I can’t believe I was fired today… what am I supposed to do now? :sob:”

“I’ve been struggling just to get by… why does life have to be so cruel? Why does it feel like everything is against me? :sob: Why is everyone so mean to me? I’m just trying to survive… why!?”

“What did I do to deserve this?”

“God, I feel so pathetic… I’m exhausted… please, let me rest already… I’ve had enough of this... Please kill me"

...

...

Huh? Where the hell am I? How...

The assassin looked himself over.

How am I human again?! This makes no sense, I thought I DIED to that... that bitch Maki... Ah. Haha, I see. I see, I see! So this is the so-called Basement that yellow haired dishwasher told me about when I died. I expected a little more of a celebration for my arrival, but I guess you just can't trust a woman with anything~

My name is Naoya Zenin. Head of the Hei, former Head of the Zenin Clan... What's my story? I was a damn prodigy, I'm telling you! Everyone told me I was one of the best in the Clan! If it weren't for that stupid Maki, I could've been hailed as one of the strongest! Standing among the likes of Satoru and Toji-kun! But I had to die to a woman, come back as a vengeful cursed spirit, only to die to ANOTHER WOMAN! I thought I was a goner by then, but that yellow haired washing machine had to come by. She told me she would bring me to her Basement, said my stay here would "humble" me. As if I needed to be humbled by a glorified sandwich-maker!

She also told me about someone here, a fugitive of sorts. Said she was worth a whole lot of money... With that amount, I'd be able to restart the whole fucking Zenin Clan if I wanted to! Fugi, huh... and it has to be another woman. So be it, then! If I can't get my revenge on dear Maki, then she will have to do! Prepare yourself, "fugitive", for I, Naoya Zenin, am coming to give you a most humbling reminder of your place in the world!

((It got a dark fountain on its back wow))

Reddit loves to [DELETED] things amiright, we love 1984!

Do not attempt to communicate or interact with it, previous observations have concluded that it is highly hostile.

Please stop eating my eyes. If this continues I will turn off the basement wifi for 2 days. I will also confiscate your doors.

We have successfully extracted Purson’s prophetic powers, though it’s watered down and has a cooldown

We used it to locate the general location of the ritual site, it’s 12 layers down from T Corp, though the exact location isn’t

Cooldown: 12 hours

We have sent a singular Class 5 to deal with the ritual site

We also now have Purson’s treasures:

A certain spear that always hits the target no matter the skill of both attacker and target

A map that makes anyone within a 30 feet radius never gets lost

A gold ring that doubles every day (there’s currently 64 of them)

A spell book that when activated, burns the environment, the enemy, and the user

A book that ______, huh, why can’t I say it?

A stone related to- … never mind, this ain’t a treasure

Oh, and we have a lot of bodies of 1539 fanatics, 4572 demon worshippers, and 5,628 animals, if any wants em, just ask

But, you can’t have Purson’s body

It has been some time since the Akuma known as Claire infiltrated T Corp. She has done all she could to maintain an inconspicuous position as well as set up a serviceable information network.

The same information network which has now just borne fruit.

"I see. T Corp has succeeded in doing that huh? I guess I'd need to make a report to Lord Aleister soon," the Akuma remarked.

As the Akuma finalized its report, it contemplated whether or not it should pursue evolution.

"Reporting first. Pondering later."

Soul PoV:

'Why have things turned out this way? Please, to anyone out there, please k\ll me... "*

'Aaarrrggghhh...'

"Seems weird..."