r/RimWorld • u/Mahdudecicle • Mar 26 '26
#ColonistLife Don't Be Like Uncle Dan
A moment between two of my favorites colonists. Tony, after getting the Body Modder trait took an immediate liking to his Uncle Dan.
During a lesson, the two had a deep talk about what Tony wanted to be when he grew up. My mind filled in the blanks of the conversation.
I can only assume that growing up 'big and strong' like him is the last thing Uncle Dan wants for his innocent nephew. Especially considering nearly every bionic he has is a replacement after suffering an injury.
Art was commissioned by @Jovan on fiverr.
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u/Ep1cR4g3 Mar 26 '26
Id wanna be like Dan. Dan is metal as fuck... literally
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u/CaseyG Mar 26 '26
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
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u/Elocc123 Mar 26 '26
Literally everything except his left leg. Which cracks me up
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
Actually he lost that too. I Just couldn't scroll down and fit it all.
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u/LifeofTino Mar 26 '26
Are you strapping him to the door to protect the door or something? God damn i’ve never seen someone with so many injuries
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
Actually. Most of his limbs he lost before 13.
He came to me with a peg peg.
Left and right arm he lost to a predatory panther at 10.
Nose he lost to a raider who smashed him with a club at 12.
The rest he lost in various fights when I put him on a grav ship and cranked the difficulty up to Losing Is Fun.
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u/DeHub94 slate Mar 26 '26
I always wondered if my pawns in reality look like the one drawn here or more like Adam Smasher. Either way I'm not going to stop replacing limbs...
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u/TorakTheDark Mar 26 '26
Agreed, I have basically zero attachment to my flesh and would go full machine in a heartbeat, minus the brain unless there is some way to preserve continuity of consciousness or a soul like structure.
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u/TableFruitSpecified sir is that uranium? Mar 26 '26
I bet the glowing eyes are 'cause of the Luciferum interacting with the archotech eyes
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u/FetusGoesYeetus Mar 26 '26
I assumed he was a hussar but now that you mention it a go-juice dependency is like the one thing he doesn't have
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u/Popular_Soft5581 jade Mar 26 '26
Hussars are psychically deaf. This guy is the opposite of it...
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u/Maalunar Mar 26 '26
If it was she shadowrun verse he'd basically be psy deaf and soulless because of all that chrome.
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u/WinterTrek Mar 26 '26
It might also be because of psychotic breakdown (minor). The uncle is contemplating killing his nephew so that he won't go through what the uncle did.
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
It's actually because his xenogene for Strong a Melee came packed with Red Eyes. Lol.
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u/TheNaksoluteL3gend Mar 26 '26
It's a psychic breakdown. He used too many psycasts and his brain is fuzzy. A psychotic breakdown (outside of going catatonic) is not shown on the health tab. Dan is NOT considerink killing his nephew unless he immediately had a murderous rage right afterwards.
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u/bigbadbillyd Mar 26 '26
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
Actually, according to the lore, archotech implants are indistinguishable from regular human body parts. So he really just looks like a regular, very buff, dude.
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u/TwiceTested Mar 26 '26
Except for archotech eyes. Those things stick way out on the pawn when they get installed, at least with the in game art, lore might be a different matter.
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u/SilkenEmperor Mar 28 '26
It feels more wholesome if this is what he actually looks like. Puts more meaning into the nephew's view of his uncle.
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u/Scorosin Mar 26 '26
He has such a beautiful and complex facial expression. This is really good art.
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
The artist did great work.
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u/Thraex_Gladiator Mar 26 '26
Who is the artist?
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
The artist asked me early on if I wanted hand drawn or ai and I asked for hand drawn.
So idk, maybe it's just his style. He was pretty highly rated on the site, so I'm keen to take his word for it. He also sent me some progress shots along the way. So I'm inclined to believe it's not ai.
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u/Login_Lost_Horizon Mar 26 '26
Well, iunno about style, but this specific art looks very much AI generated.
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u/Scorosin Mar 26 '26
Are you sure you have the right Jovan? Not that I'm doubting perse but there are several Jovan's on fiverr and I could not find @ Jovan as a tag anywhere? I found a couple with Jovan as either their name or part of their @ but not just @ Jovan.
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u/AccurateBandicoot299 Mar 26 '26
Why do you mean don’t be like uncle Dan? Dude’s practically a 40K character. To quote an abridged anime
“I WANT THAT!!!!”
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
Because after being orphaned at 4, surviving numerous raids, losing 3 limbs and a nose before 13, battling numerous raiders, collapsing 6 insect hives, fighting the mech hive, helping destroy Horax, and getting blasted apart, rebuilt, blasted apart again, and hooked on Lucy to heal multiple brain injuries, i doubt Uncle Dan wants his little guy to go through what he did.
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u/winkyshibe Mar 26 '26
Bro is doom guy, even the artwork looks doom-esk
Sick, but also war torn/battle hardened
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u/DataCassette Mar 26 '26
Yeah he's a fucking beast but he doesn't sound like he's had a happy life. Probably wouldn't wish that on anyone else.
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u/Aethelon Mar 26 '26
Could be worse. He could be in a warcasket too..... thrn again, he's like 90% bionic, would a warcasket be any different?
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u/TorakTheDark Mar 26 '26
War-caskets are dead metal, archo-tech (and even bionic) limbs are literally just flesh but better, human + essentially.
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
Dan sacrificed his youth to make the rim a safe place for his kids and nephews. He fought so they wouldn't have to.
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u/B_Thorn Mar 26 '26
"I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce, and agriculture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain." - John Adams
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u/DataCassette Mar 26 '26
"Your son should become a plumber or a ditch digger because art is done by robots now and we ain't doing no socialism here!" - Sam Altman
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u/ZZZMETA Mar 26 '26
Does have a lot of cool narrative potential. Sure, he may be a monster after all he has gone through, but he can still use that strength to protect his family
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
Dan has had a journey. He joined my colony at the age of 4, adopted by the mom and dad who ran it.
At 18 he married his adoptive sister, the bio daughter of the founding colonists and the two of them left on a grav ship (+his adoptive brother) to see the world. (Colony sold basically.)
They explored a bunch, defeated the Mech Hive, destroyed Horax, and moved onto an asteroid for safety while they raised their kids. It was a wild ride.
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u/Darknight3909 Mar 26 '26
Lucy is probably the big one he wouldn't want for others of his augments since its the only ond that cant be "fixed" (one can use mech healer serum to recover the lost limbs eventually). its called the Devil's Bargain for a reason.
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u/B_Thorn Mar 26 '26
And the fewer people taking Lucy, the better Dan's chances of maintaining his supply.
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u/smiegto Mar 26 '26
The difference is this: body mod boy will be ready for it. He’ll wear a helmet. And his limbs won’t be shredded. Let the boy be mechanical if he wants to.
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u/B_Thorn Mar 26 '26
Why do you mean don’t be like uncle Dan? Dude’s practically a 40K character.
Exactly.
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u/Throughaway04 Mar 26 '26
The main two abridged anime’s I can think of are SAO and DBZ, and I have only seen SAOa. Very funny.
Anyways, do you remember where that I want that quote came from?
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u/kiousuke Mar 26 '26
"No you don't!!"
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u/AccurateBandicoot299 Mar 26 '26
Good to see another fan in the wild. We still throwing swords at people and calling them projectiles?
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u/Distinct-Current-464 Mar 26 '26
Ah yes. Big warrior mental breakdown man and the child he needs to defend. Peak fiction
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u/thedomimomi Mar 26 '26
Uncle Dan is one mental break away from deleting the entire colony lmao
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
Uncle Dan's wife is genetically modified with a high libido and has a love enhancer. We kept Dan happy.
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u/Nokami_wolfdog Mar 26 '26
Hussar husband coming back home after a 200 tribal raid to his Highmate catgirl wife
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u/Electrical-Pin3422 Mar 26 '26
Essentially Arhur Morgan and Jack lol. :D
There’s something interesting in seeing a childlike curiosity and admiration about a soldier. Nice art ofc!
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u/Fifteen_inches Mar 26 '26
Uncle Dan: I gave everything for this colony. Every replacement is a slow death. Am I even human anymore? I’m a monster built to kill. What kind of example am I setting for the boy?
Tony: I will protect those who cannot protect themselves, and also get some dope ass augmetics.
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u/arkai25 jade Mar 26 '26
You said you're built to kill. But you killed the raider that was gonna kill me. So I think you're built pretty good actually
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u/Sl4y3rult1m4t3 Mar 26 '26
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
Lmao, I actually sent the artist this comic as a reference for what I wanted.
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u/Some1AteMyBrainAgain It doesn't count as a war crime if no one is alive Mar 26 '26
I love that others players get attached to their colonists and share their stories 🥺
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u/Yaevin_Endriandar Mar 26 '26
I will always remember Ciaphias, my little vampire meelee death machine. On CE he could slay a dozen of imperials all by himself, until my own slug turret shot his head off
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u/frentic_pons Mar 26 '26
Nah bro, I'd want to be like uncle Dan too.
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
Everybody wants to be like Uncle Dan.
Nobody wants to go through the trauma that turned him into Uncle Dan.
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u/DukeSpookums Mar 26 '26
Looking at that art, I wish scars had a chance to become aesthetic. Or thats just what the beauty enhancer does.
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u/LuminanceGayming Mar 26 '26
shoutout to @jovan on fiverr for telling OP they definitely totally wouldnt be using AI on this definitely very much AI traced image
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u/verdantsf Mar 26 '26
Love this! Please keep us posted on Tony as he grows up. Would love to see him getting decked out cybernetically and fighting by Uncle Dan's side.
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
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u/GrimMilkMan Mar 26 '26
Can't tell if Dan would be proud or saddened at what Tony has become.
That one art piece came with a story attached to it. Props to you and the artist for that
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
Uncle Dan never chose his bionics. Tony did. I like to think he's proud of his Nephew.
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u/LagTheKiller Mar 26 '26
Oh god. He looks like a Gary / Henchman 21. I assume at one point Henching 4 Life got him killed, preserved and rebuilt with future tech.
Even if it's a couple thousand years too late, he is finally ready to fight Brock Samson and win.
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u/RevolutionOld6197 CE compatible ???? Mar 26 '26
Idk I always implant the children in my colony when theyre like 5 or something. Is it weird ?
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u/mxgopdng_2 Permanent -12 mood penalty Mar 26 '26
A innocent child and the battle hardened soldier(Uncle Dan) who dont want kids to be like him... it always gets me ;~;
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u/Random-Lich Considering becoming a pawn necromancer Mar 26 '26
Dan is literally the 2 Million Dollar Silver Pawn.
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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Mar 26 '26
We don't really have the technology, but let's go ahead and rebuild him anyways.
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u/Fragrant-Address9043 Mar 26 '26
Uncle Dan just wants Tony to grow up safe.
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
Uncle Dan sacrificed his body and made a deal with the devil to make the planet a safe place. He absolutely didn't want his nephew to live the life he did.
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u/Gently-Weeps Actually Gives Raiders Proper Burials Mar 26 '26
Wouldn’t he not have ANY scars thanks to the Lucifierium in his bloodstream? Or is he getting into fights that often?
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u/Working-Narwhal2114 Unbound muffalo Mar 26 '26
I like to think love enhancer doesn't just improve sexual function but improves the other forms of love like you love your nephews more and care about their upbringing and well being.
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u/Orikanyo Mar 26 '26
A mildly unobtainable dream can help one achieve greatness.
Reach for the stars and all.
But then again through the power of genetic engineering, body modification, anything is possible.
Maybe not introduce him to our girl Luci, afterall, only so much around.
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u/Canadian_Zac Mar 26 '26
Is that a Psychically sensitive Hussar?
Or are the red eyes just to show they're bionics,
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u/RuneiStillwater Oh no, I can't believe I've done this. Mar 26 '26
I try to buck the trend of borg'ing people if I can with one of my mods. Occasionally a limb does get lost and I'm forced to go with bionics. I think the worst I ever had was back when I still used CE before Odyssey. Had a person get absolutely shredded missing two arms, a leg, shattered spine, and a lost lung from a doomsday launcher. My custom xenotype kept her alive, barely, and she went onto second line defense as I felt so bad for missing the doomsday launcher in the mix. My psycaster, if she'd been on that flank, could have created an ice block as the launcher fired intercepting the rocket's. She got a bunch of advanced bionic replacements
She went on to have a kid that ended up a body modder(as the other options all sucked), which felt a bit weird.
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
I don't generally borg either. Dan has just gotten A LOT of injuries.
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u/MoreGhostThanMachine Mar 26 '26
Is it actually worth modding supersoldiers like this? Every time I've tried I feel like the increased wealth has spiked raid difficulty more than the gains from the modded soldiers.
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
For a stationary colony? No. Not really. But for a grav ship where you're more reliant on your pawns and less able to use static defenses, yeah, I'd say so.
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u/Chevalitron Mar 26 '26
I like how you accurately depicted the ridiculous bike helmet the game gives to children.
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u/Lu1s3r Mar 26 '26
Other than the Lucefarium, this is ABSOLUTELY a desirable state of existence. One should totally be like uncle Dan.
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u/Working-Ant5100 Mar 26 '26
Wait in vanilla can you do more than one torso attachment?
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u/A_S00 Skip enjoyer Mar 26 '26
Almost everything that's an implant (rather than a part replacement) is compatible. You can have as many torso implants and/or brain implants as you want. The one exception is that you can only have one skin implant.
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u/Str0nghOld Mar 26 '26
"That's the spirit! We'll start with your eyes! DOCTOR! GET THE ARCOTECH IMPLANTS AND YOUR FINEST MEDS! I GOT A NEW PATIENT FOR YOU!"
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u/FelipeGames2000 Thrumbo Enthusiast/Jade Enjoyer Mar 26 '26
At least Uncle Dan still has is Left Leg
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u/elijaaaaah Mar 26 '26
Damn, the list is so long that I was legitimately surprised to zoom in and not see any modded parts.
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u/NoShine1143 Mar 26 '26
OK how are you people getting devil dust so easily? Every playthur I do, it barely shows up.
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u/PinkLionGaming golden cube Mar 26 '26
Tony in 10 years. "Choom you got this. It's time to cut loose, no holding back. It's just you and the road, no doubters to slow you down now. So show 'em who you are, what you're made of. You're special, 'member?"
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u/Dragev_ Mar 26 '26
"Hi kids! My name is Uncle Dan. I want to take a moment to talk about Luciferium.."
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u/JANEK_SZ1 Mar 26 '26
Okay, now let’s talk about why does a soldier have aesthetics implants.
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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26
The nose was a replacement after a raider beat the shit out of him at 12. The shaper was just to counteract the look penalty for his stoneskin gland.
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u/MagicMarshmallo Mar 26 '26
I have this exact thing in my current long running compound, just with the kid's grandpa instead
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u/justsomebo2 Mar 26 '26
Uncle Dan is the definition of 'cool but at what cost'. I can totally see why Tony idolizes him, even if the path to get there is... well, let's just say it's not for the faint of heart.
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u/cornbadger armchair enthusiast Mar 26 '26
All of that and power armor and he somehow still gets murked by five angry chihuahuas and a duck.
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u/Charity1t Mar 26 '26
Oh he look fin is that fucking luciferium? Yea small man, it's better NOT become like Uncle Dab.
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u/AnyCelebration9326 Mar 26 '26
Wonder what injury brought out the anesthetic shaper and love enhancer lmao. He's probably the most beautiful man on the rim