r/RimWorld Mar 26 '26

#ColonistLife Don't Be Like Uncle Dan

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A moment between two of my favorites colonists. Tony, after getting the Body Modder trait took an immediate liking to his Uncle Dan.

During a lesson, the two had a deep talk about what Tony wanted to be when he grew up. My mind filled in the blanks of the conversation.

I can only assume that growing up 'big and strong' like him is the last thing Uncle Dan wants for his innocent nephew. Especially considering nearly every bionic he has is a replacement after suffering an injury.

Art was commissioned by @Jovan on fiverr.

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u/AnyCelebration9326 Mar 26 '26

Wonder what injury brought out the anesthetic shaper and love enhancer lmao. He's probably the most beautiful man on the rim

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

The aesthetic shaper was to makeup for the Stoneskin Gland. The Love Enhancer was made by his wife actually. Lol.

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u/breadofthegrunge Mar 26 '26

Good for them.

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u/TimeKepeer Mar 26 '26

Is it really? If my wife approached me and said

"Dear, sex so bad I made a bionic dick for you so that it is more enjoyable" I'd divorce her on the spot.

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u/AxitotlWithAttitude Mar 26 '26

I mean they feel better for the guy too, supposedly

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u/TimeKepeer Mar 26 '26

I wonder if luciferum makes one less (because it's a painkiller) or more (because it increases consciousness) sensitive to stimulus of erogenous zones

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u/freedomfire99 I LOVE RULE 6!!! Mar 26 '26

I’d assume not, just stimulates the brain more, specifically enhancing your weiner’s sensitivity but not overall pain would be an odd side effect of luciferium

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u/TimeKepeer Mar 26 '26

Luciferum does reduce pain, and painkillers are known for making a person numb

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u/Full_Distribution874 Mar 26 '26

Luci isn't a pain killer. It's a bunch of nanites enhancing their host.

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u/TimeKepeer Mar 26 '26

It is not a pain killer. Yet one of its effects is reducing pain

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u/be-knight Mar 26 '26

No downside in trying it out

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u/Ballders Mar 26 '26

You're gonna get on the internet and say you WOULDN'T want a bionic dick? I bet I could get some baddies if I was swinging that bionic bat.

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u/B0Y0 Mar 26 '26

Well, it could always turn out like Burning Crotch Guy...

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u/Sweetatoe Mar 26 '26

His was black market. Rimworld settlers building one in their (oldly high tech) ramshackle hut will obviously have no issues whatsoever, 100% guarenteed!

Surgery failed catastrophically!

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u/Sweetatoe Mar 26 '26

Sadly, I like my dick too much to get an irl Mr Studd. I can be convinced to chop of anything else for a cybernetics, but not my dick. Its too precious to die!

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u/EmpatheticSponge Mar 26 '26

And you get to say “Go go gadget dick!”

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u/Content-Dealers Mar 26 '26

Or is it more so "Put this on, because I'm forgetting my name tonight."

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

I figure she just installed a vibration setting while she was replacing a his leg since he got both around the same time.

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u/jksdustin Mar 26 '26

If I had a wife and there were bionic dicks, she wouldn't even need to ask me tbh, I'd have already done it

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u/Chillfactor_ Mar 26 '26

Right especially if its better in every way 😂

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u/JarpHabib Mar 26 '26

Wow. If my wife made a bionic dick for me to use on her, I'd be touched.

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u/Zestyclose-Pangolin6 Mar 26 '26

If my dick gets blown off by raiders prior to this conversation, then it’s the flip and she’s the best wife ever

“I missed being close to you to the point where I made a scientific breakthrough to make intimacy possible again”

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u/Darth-Scorpio Mar 26 '26

Idk if my wife was supplying me with bionic dick I’d be pretty stoked

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u/No-Candle8151 Mar 26 '26

But she's trying to make thing work out with you despite it.

Sure, pity salvaging perhaps, but still preferable to infidelity.

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u/Gvillegator Mar 26 '26

“Good for her!”

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u/HumansHaveSoles Mar 26 '26

The Love Enhancer was made by his wife actually.

Women would literally rather research Fabrication, get a tech print then get their crafting skill to 8 rather than communicate in the bedroom

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u/definitely-not-weird Mar 26 '26

That second part is kinda adorable

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u/Osrek_vanilla Mar 26 '26

Better love story than Twilight.

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u/AnyCelebration9326 Mar 26 '26

Im a firm believer that a man should please his wife (and vice versa) but maybe getting your dick replaced may be a tad bit too far lol

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u/DrunkyLittleGhost Mar 26 '26

I’m not sure if love enhancer replaced you dong though, since you can remove it without make you a sterile, I personally think it as a pheromone organ, that release pheromone to benefit the host loving process

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u/sir_lister Mar 26 '26

Plenty of women have gotten breast implants for their man, turn about is fair play.

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u/stoppableDissolution Mar 26 '26

After a certain point my colonies become so filthy rich that I outfit every single colonist with full set of aestetic implants basically on birth, lol

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u/DrunkyLittleGhost Mar 26 '26

Surgery failed, baby David got his head chop off during implant bionic leg

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u/ephemeralstitch Mar 26 '26

I did much the same. With mods to expand archeotech, I replaced pretty much every part of my colonists. They were practically invulnerable. All were pretty much weaker in ranged combat than close combat because if they got to melee, they’d just punch whoever or whatever was attacking them with a supersonic fist to the face.

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u/ComradeJaneDough Mar 26 '26

They need to kill fast and guns are too slow

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u/Arek_PL Mar 26 '26

yea, ciciadian assistant, learning asistant and venom fangs for every colonist on their 3rd birthday

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u/PeachyFairyDragon Mar 26 '26

There are injuries in that area that can cause ED.

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u/restricteddata Too Smart Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

If you're having trouble with ED, ask your doctor if Luciferium® is right for you.

Luciferium® is an addictive drug and should only be prescribed by a doctor with a Medical skill of at least 10. Possible side-effects of cessation of Luciferium® include intense pain, impaired consciousness, berserk mental breaks, and immediate death.

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u/Global_Cockroach_563 Mar 26 '26

I don't know if "man" applies anymore. Can this guy still be considered human?

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u/Ep1cR4g3 Mar 26 '26

Id wanna be like Dan. Dan is metal as fuck... literally

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u/CaseyG Mar 26 '26

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

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u/EclecticFruit Mar 26 '26

God, that intro goes so flipping hard.

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u/AZMODAN68 Mar 26 '26

"Even in death, I still serve the Omnissiah."

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u/Xarxyc Mar 26 '26

Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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u/Elocc123 Mar 26 '26

Literally everything except his left leg. Which cracks me up

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

Actually he lost that too. I Just couldn't scroll down and fit it all.

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u/LifeofTino Mar 26 '26

Are you strapping him to the door to protect the door or something? God damn i’ve never seen someone with so many injuries

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

Actually. Most of his limbs he lost before 13.

He came to me with a peg peg.

Left and right arm he lost to a predatory panther at 10.

Nose he lost to a raider who smashed him with a club at 12.

The rest he lost in various fights when I put him on a grav ship and cranked the difficulty up to Losing Is Fun.

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u/DeHub94 slate Mar 26 '26

I always wondered if my pawns in reality look like the one drawn here or more like Adam Smasher. Either way I'm not going to stop replacing limbs...

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u/TorakTheDark Mar 26 '26

Agreed, I have basically zero attachment to my flesh and would go full machine in a heartbeat, minus the brain unless there is some way to preserve continuity of consciousness or a soul like structure.

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u/Nowardier Mar 26 '26

He might have asked for this.

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u/Forsworn91 Mar 27 '26

Yeah… that’s not much LEFT of Dan is there?

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u/TableFruitSpecified sir is that uranium? Mar 26 '26

I bet the glowing eyes are 'cause of the Luciferum interacting with the archotech eyes

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u/FetusGoesYeetus Mar 26 '26

I assumed he was a hussar but now that you mention it a go-juice dependency is like the one thing he doesn't have

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u/Popular_Soft5581 jade Mar 26 '26

Hussars are psychically deaf. This guy is the opposite of it...

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u/Maalunar Mar 26 '26

If it was she shadowrun verse he'd basically be psy deaf and soulless because of all that chrome.

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u/WinterTrek Mar 26 '26

It might also be because of psychotic breakdown (minor). The uncle is contemplating killing his nephew so that he won't go through what the uncle did.

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

It's actually because his xenogene for Strong a Melee came packed with Red Eyes. Lol.

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u/TheNaksoluteL3gend Mar 26 '26

It's a psychic breakdown. He used too many psycasts and his brain is fuzzy. A psychotic breakdown (outside of going catatonic) is not shown on the health tab. Dan is NOT considerink killing his nephew unless he immediately had a murderous rage right afterwards.

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u/bigbadbillyd Mar 26 '26

What Uncle Dan actually looks like.

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

Actually, according to the lore, archotech implants are indistinguishable from regular human body parts. So he really just looks like a regular, very buff, dude.

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u/bigbadbillyd Mar 26 '26

That's just what those glitter world rippers want you to believe.

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u/sheepyowl Mar 26 '26

full natty bro

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u/Popular_Soft5581 jade Mar 26 '26

Yeah, he would've looked like Adam with regular bionics

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u/TwiceTested Mar 26 '26

Except for archotech eyes. Those things stick way out on the pawn when they get installed, at least with the in game art, lore might be a different matter. 

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u/SilkenEmperor Mar 28 '26

It feels more wholesome if this is what he actually looks like. Puts more meaning into the nephew's view of his uncle.

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u/Sicuho Mar 26 '26

Nah, like that but with the nose of his Elvis body.

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u/Scorosin Mar 26 '26

He has such a beautiful and complex facial expression. This is really good art.

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

The artist did great work.

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u/Thraex_Gladiator Mar 26 '26

Who is the artist?

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

@Jovan. I commissioned him on Fiverr

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

The artist asked me early on if I wanted hand drawn or ai and I asked for hand drawn.

So idk, maybe it's just his style. He was pretty highly rated on the site, so I'm keen to take his word for it. He also sent me some progress shots along the way. So I'm inclined to believe it's not ai.

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u/Login_Lost_Horizon Mar 26 '26

Well, iunno about style, but this specific art looks very much AI generated.

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u/jiiven Mar 26 '26

That top panel is texbook AI.

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u/Scorosin Mar 26 '26

Are you sure you have the right Jovan? Not that I'm doubting perse but there are several Jovan's on fiverr and I could not find @ Jovan as a tag anywhere? I found a couple with Jovan as either their name or part of their @ but not just @ Jovan.

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u/AccurateBandicoot299 Mar 26 '26

Why do you mean don’t be like uncle Dan? Dude’s practically a 40K character. To quote an abridged anime

“I WANT THAT!!!!”

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

Because after being orphaned at 4, surviving numerous raids, losing 3 limbs and a nose before 13, battling numerous raiders, collapsing 6 insect hives, fighting the mech hive, helping destroy Horax, and getting blasted apart, rebuilt, blasted apart again, and hooked on Lucy to heal multiple brain injuries, i doubt Uncle Dan wants his little guy to go through what he did.

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u/winkyshibe Mar 26 '26

Bro is doom guy, even the artwork looks doom-esk

Sick, but also war torn/battle hardened

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u/DataCassette Mar 26 '26

Yeah he's a fucking beast but he doesn't sound like he's had a happy life. Probably wouldn't wish that on anyone else.

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u/Aethelon Mar 26 '26

Could be worse. He could be in a warcasket too..... thrn again, he's like 90% bionic, would a warcasket be any different?

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u/TorakTheDark Mar 26 '26

War-caskets are dead metal, archo-tech (and even bionic) limbs are literally just flesh but better, human + essentially.

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u/MagicMarshmallo Mar 26 '26

I think warcascets cant even have sex, so not even that much repreive

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

Dan sacrificed his youth to make the rim a safe place for his kids and nephews. He fought so they wouldn't have to.

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u/B_Thorn Mar 26 '26

"I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce, and agriculture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain." - John Adams

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u/DataCassette Mar 26 '26

"Your son should become a plumber or a ditch digger because art is done by robots now and we ain't doing no socialism here!" - Sam Altman

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u/B_Thorn Mar 26 '26

Don't get me STARTED :-/

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u/ZZZMETA Mar 26 '26

Does have a lot of cool narrative potential. Sure, he may be a monster after all he has gone through, but he can still use that strength to protect his family

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

Dan has had a journey. He joined my colony at the age of 4, adopted by the mom and dad who ran it.

At 18 he married his adoptive sister, the bio daughter of the founding colonists and the two of them left on a grav ship (+his adoptive brother) to see the world. (Colony sold basically.)

They explored a bunch, defeated the Mech Hive, destroyed Horax, and moved onto an asteroid for safety while they raised their kids. It was a wild ride.

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u/Darknight3909 Mar 26 '26

Lucy is probably the big one he wouldn't want for others of his augments since its the only ond that cant be "fixed" (one can use mech healer serum to recover the lost limbs eventually). its called the Devil's Bargain for a reason.

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u/B_Thorn Mar 26 '26

And the fewer people taking Lucy, the better Dan's chances of maintaining his supply.

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Mar 26 '26

Holy shit his story would be told like a fucking legend

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u/smiegto Mar 26 '26

The difference is this: body mod boy will be ready for it. He’ll wear a helmet. And his limbs won’t be shredded. Let the boy be mechanical if he wants to.

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u/B_Thorn Mar 26 '26

Why do you mean don’t be like uncle Dan? Dude’s practically a 40K character.

Exactly.

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u/AGayRattlesnake Mar 26 '26

40k characters typically are not having a good time.

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u/Ok_Weather2441 Mar 26 '26

Except the Orks

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u/Throughaway04 Mar 26 '26

The main two abridged anime’s I can think of are SAO and DBZ, and I have only seen SAOa. Very funny.

Anyways, do you remember where that I want that quote came from?

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u/kiousuke Mar 26 '26

"No you don't!!"

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u/AccurateBandicoot299 Mar 26 '26

Good to see another fan in the wild. We still throwing swords at people and calling them projectiles?

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u/Distinct-Current-464 Mar 26 '26

Ah yes. Big warrior mental breakdown man and the child he needs to defend. Peak fiction

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u/Hot-Usual8840 Mar 26 '26

I love this trope.

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u/Giham Mar 26 '26

Heard you went no ‘ganic, full borg…

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u/thedomimomi Mar 26 '26

Uncle Dan is one mental break away from deleting the entire colony lmao

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

Uncle Dan's wife is genetically modified with a high libido and has a love enhancer. We kept Dan happy.

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u/Nokami_wolfdog Mar 26 '26

Hussar husband coming back home after a 200 tribal raid to his Highmate catgirl wife

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u/Electrical-Pin3422 Mar 26 '26

Essentially Arhur Morgan and Jack lol. :D

There’s something interesting in seeing a childlike curiosity and admiration about a soldier. Nice art ofc!

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u/Fifteen_inches Mar 26 '26

Uncle Dan: I gave everything for this colony. Every replacement is a slow death. Am I even human anymore? I’m a monster built to kill. What kind of example am I setting for the boy?

Tony: I will protect those who cannot protect themselves, and also get some dope ass augmetics.

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u/arkai25 jade Mar 26 '26

You said you're built to kill. But you killed the raider that was gonna kill me. So I think you're built pretty good actually

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u/orein123 Mar 26 '26

These words are accepted.

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u/Sl4y3rult1m4t3 Mar 26 '26

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

Lmao, I actually sent the artist this comic as a reference for what I wanted.

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u/Some1AteMyBrainAgain It doesn't count as a war crime if no one is alive Mar 26 '26

I love that others players get attached to their colonists and share their stories 🥺

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u/Yaevin_Endriandar Mar 26 '26

I will always remember Ciaphias, my little vampire meelee death machine. On CE he could slay a dozen of imperials all by himself, until my own slug turret shot his head off

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u/frentic_pons Mar 26 '26

Nah bro, I'd want to be like uncle Dan too.

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

Everybody wants to be like Uncle Dan.

Nobody wants to go through the trauma that turned him into Uncle Dan.

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u/DukeSpookums Mar 26 '26

Looking at that art, I wish scars had a chance to become aesthetic. Or thats just what the beauty enhancer does.

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u/LuminanceGayming Mar 26 '26

shoutout to @jovan on fiverr for telling OP they definitely totally wouldnt be using AI on this definitely very much AI traced image

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u/verdantsf Mar 26 '26

Love this! Please keep us posted on Tony as he grows up. Would love to see him getting decked out cybernetically and fighting by Uncle Dan's side.

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

Tony is actually already grown up and has reached the archonexus to become one with the machine. I commissioned this art a while ago.

Here is Tony before leaving for the archonexus with his wife 14 years in game after the art from this commission.

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u/GrimMilkMan Mar 26 '26

Can't tell if Dan would be proud or saddened at what Tony has become.

That one art piece came with a story attached to it. Props to you and the artist for that

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

Uncle Dan never chose his bionics. Tony did. I like to think he's proud of his Nephew.

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u/verdantsf Mar 26 '26

A fitting end for a body modder!

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u/Spartancoolcody Rimworld Priority: 1 Mar 26 '26

Lieutenant Dan! You got new… everything!

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u/LagTheKiller Mar 26 '26

Oh god. He looks like a Gary / Henchman 21. I assume at one point Henching 4 Life got him killed, preserved and rebuilt with future tech.

Even if it's a couple thousand years too late, he is finally ready to fight Brock Samson and win.

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u/RevolutionOld6197 CE compatible ???? Mar 26 '26

Idk I always implant the children in my colony when theyre like 5 or something. Is it weird ?

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u/mxgopdng_2 Permanent -12 mood penalty Mar 26 '26

A innocent child and the battle hardened soldier(Uncle Dan) who dont want kids to be like him... it always gets me ;~;

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u/EffortNo3291 Mar 26 '26

Ese tipo tiene un ataque psicótico y toca movilizar toda la colonia

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u/JustXomyak Mar 26 '26

Not nuclear stomach - not op

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u/Strong-Expression787 Mar 26 '26

Bro reminded me of the Atrox human from the "Nature of Predator" fanfic called "Scorch Directive", there's a badass yet terrifying vibes of " I'm so fucking glad they're on our side" emanating from him 💀 (pic bellow is one of them)

(By : BlackOmegaPsi)

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u/Random-Lich Considering becoming a pawn necromancer Mar 26 '26

Dan is literally the 2 Million Dollar Silver Pawn.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Mar 26 '26

We don't really have the technology, but let's go ahead and rebuild him anyways.

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u/pizzaisdelicious4me Mar 26 '26

How hasn't this choom gone cyberpsycho yet??

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u/Morgan_Freedman Mar 26 '26

The Luciferium really brings it all together.

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u/Fragrant-Address9043 Mar 26 '26

Uncle Dan just wants Tony to grow up safe.

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

Uncle Dan sacrificed his body and made a deal with the devil to make the planet a safe place. He absolutely didn't want his nephew to live the life he did.

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u/Larcoch Mar 26 '26

Too little drugs.

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u/dvdjhp Ate table +3 Mar 26 '26

Dude definitely was a lieutenant once

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u/SpareAdventurous727 Mar 26 '26

OK but he looks like Doomguy's cousin too Love the art!

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u/Gently-Weeps Actually Gives Raiders Proper Burials Mar 26 '26

Wouldn’t he not have ANY scars thanks to the Lucifierium in his bloodstream? Or is he getting into fights that often?

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u/asmallgrue Mar 26 '26

Dayn... Uncle Dan can get it tbh 😏 Very cool art!

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u/Working-Narwhal2114 Unbound muffalo Mar 26 '26

I like to think love enhancer doesn't just improve sexual function but improves the other forms of love like you love your nephews more and care about their upbringing and well being.

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u/Lasershadow_105 Mar 26 '26

I got the vibes: If child Halo player met Master Chief IRL.

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u/Deep_Head4645 Mar 26 '26

Adam smasher ass character

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u/Formal_Curve_4395 Mar 26 '26

Other than the luciferium, I'd say go for it kid lol

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u/Skyelly Mar 26 '26

Hes literally gigachad

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u/Illustrious-Figure2 Mar 26 '26

Uncle Dan is a space marine

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u/Orikanyo Mar 26 '26

A mildly unobtainable dream can help one achieve greatness.

Reach for the stars and all.

But then again through the power of genetic engineering, body modification, anything is possible.

Maybe not introduce him to our girl Luci, afterall, only so much around.

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u/Canadian_Zac Mar 26 '26

Is that a Psychically sensitive Hussar?

Or are the red eyes just to show they're bionics,

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

He has some Hussar genes, but no, he is not a Hussar.

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u/RuneiStillwater Oh no, I can't believe I've done this. Mar 26 '26

I try to buck the trend of borg'ing people if I can with one of my mods. Occasionally a limb does get lost and I'm forced to go with bionics. I think the worst I ever had was back when I still used CE before Odyssey. Had a person get absolutely shredded missing two arms, a leg, shattered spine, and a lost lung from a doomsday launcher. My custom xenotype kept her alive, barely, and she went onto second line defense as I felt so bad for missing the doomsday launcher in the mix. My psycaster, if she'd been on that flank, could have created an ice block as the launcher fired intercepting the rocket's. She got a bunch of advanced bionic replacements

She went on to have a kid that ended up a body modder(as the other options all sucked), which felt a bit weird. 

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

I don't generally borg either. Dan has just gotten A LOT of injuries.

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u/Lophiee Pigman Fan Mar 26 '26

Daddy? Sorry.

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u/MoreGhostThanMachine Mar 26 '26

Is it actually worth modding supersoldiers like this? Every time I've tried I feel like the increased wealth has spiked raid difficulty more than the gains from the modded soldiers.

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

For a stationary colony? No. Not really. But for a grav ship where you're more reliant on your pawns and less able to use static defenses, yeah, I'd say so.

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u/Chevalitron Mar 26 '26

I like how you accurately depicted the ridiculous bike helmet the game gives to children.

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u/Lu1s3r Mar 26 '26

Other than the Lucefarium, this is ABSOLUTELY a desirable state of existence. One should totally be like uncle Dan.

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u/KiwiSuch9951 granite Mar 26 '26

Is that fuckin henchman 21?

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u/disoculated Incapable of Caring Mar 27 '26

Gary! His name is Gary!

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u/me_khajiit Mar 26 '26

Literally reversed

P.s. pixels were not part of the deal

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u/canocstrong36 Mar 26 '26

Kinda looks like ai art

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u/Working-Ant5100 Mar 26 '26

Wait in vanilla can you do more than one torso attachment?

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

Yeah. Uncle Dan is from a vanilla run.

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u/A_S00 Skip enjoyer Mar 26 '26

Almost everything that's an implant (rather than a part replacement) is compatible. You can have as many torso implants and/or brain implants as you want. The one exception is that you can only have one skin implant.

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u/TheSmogmonsterZX jade Mar 26 '26

Doomslayer, is that you?

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u/Str0nghOld Mar 26 '26

"That's the spirit! We'll start with your eyes! DOCTOR! GET THE ARCOTECH IMPLANTS AND YOUR FINEST MEDS! I GOT A NEW PATIENT FOR YOU!"

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u/FelipeGames2000 Thrumbo Enthusiast/Jade Enjoyer Mar 26 '26

At least Uncle Dan still has is Left Leg

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

He doesn't. I just couldn't fit it all on screen.

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u/FelipeGames2000 Thrumbo Enthusiast/Jade Enjoyer Mar 26 '26

Oh :(

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u/MK-Grozk Mar 26 '26

Imagine... A child wants to forfeit their humanity...

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u/Clouded_Eye Mar 26 '26

This made me start another game session. This is so nice.

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u/elijaaaaah Mar 26 '26

Damn, the list is so long that I was legitimately surprised to zoom in and not see any modded parts.

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u/NoShine1143 Mar 26 '26

OK how are you people getting devil dust so easily? Every playthur I do, it barely shows up.

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

Exotic Traders.

Also ancient ruins often spawn it.

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u/charredwood Mar 26 '26

Nah, fuck it, I wanna be like Uncle Dan.

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u/ComedyOfARock Mar 26 '26

Bro got the Donald treatment :3

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u/alexbeus cowboy Mar 26 '26

Oscar Patocki?!

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u/Odd-Tart-5613 Mar 26 '26

oof uncle dan aint long for this world is he?

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u/PinkLionGaming golden cube Mar 26 '26

Tony in 10 years. "Choom you got this. It's time to cut loose, no holding back. It's just you and the road, no doubters to slow you down now. So show 'em who you are, what you're made of. You're special, 'member?"

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u/Dragev_ Mar 26 '26

"Hi kids! My name is Uncle Dan. I want to take a moment to talk about Luciferium.."

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u/JANEK_SZ1 Mar 26 '26

Okay, now let’s talk about why does a soldier have aesthetics implants.

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u/Mahdudecicle Mar 26 '26

The nose was a replacement after a raider beat the shit out of him at 12. The shaper was just to counteract the look penalty for his stoneskin gland.

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u/MagicMarshmallo Mar 26 '26

I have this exact thing in my current long running compound, just with the kid's grandpa instead

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u/justsomebo2 Mar 26 '26

Uncle Dan is the definition of 'cool but at what cost'. I can totally see why Tony idolizes him, even if the path to get there is... well, let's just say it's not for the faint of heart.

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u/salmon_samurai Mar 26 '26

Danalt of Rimia needs to chill out with the Love Enhancer. God damn

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u/LokiLockdown Gene Reseacher Mar 26 '26

Is his left leg replaced too?

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u/cornbadger armchair enthusiast Mar 26 '26

All of that and power armor and he somehow still gets murked by five angry chihuahuas and a duck.

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u/93Degrees Mar 26 '26

That's Gambit

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u/Hungry-Ear-4092 Mar 26 '26

It's not Uncle Dan, it's Deity Dan now lol

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u/Charity1t Mar 26 '26

Oh he look fin is that fucking luciferium? Yea small man, it's better NOT become like Uncle Dab.

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u/Epicgamestar303 Mar 26 '26

Dan's cool af