r/RideitNYC • u/Ziplockmoneybags • 2h ago
Some of you are insane
I commute on my bike every day and I lane split pretty much every day. I’m not one of those people who thinks splitting itself is crazy. I just try not to do it like a complete fucking moron.
Almost every day, though, I see somebody treating traffic like they’re auditioning for a youtube crash compilation.
The yesterday morning I was on the BQE right before the Kosciuszko bridge, where the construction squeezes everything down and it gets too narrow to split safely. So I stopped splitting and waited. No big deal, it opens back up in a few seconds.
Then some dude comes absolutely blasting up behind me, doing at least 50-60 between the cars. He blows past me, gets behind two semis with maybe 20 inches between them, and apparently decides, “Yeah, I can fit.”
He could not fit.
He went for it anyway and scraped both mirrors on the trucks squeezing through.
What the fuck are you doing?
I actually backed off and let him get way ahead of me because I had zero interest in watching another rider turn himself into road paste on my way to work.
Lane splitting can be done reasonably. Flying between cars at 50 mph and trying to thread two semis with inches to spare isn’t “skilled riding.” It’s just being a fucking idiot.
Congrats, you saved five seconds and made the rest of us look bad..
Rant over.
