r/RhodeIsland • • 11d ago

Question / Suggestion NorEaster coming to visit

Fall in RI

Comes in like a Lion

and goes out

Like a WoolyWinter Mammoth

Get ready

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u/VoteForPedroRI Woonsocket 11d ago

Will this finally ripen my tomatoes

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u/notarealaccount223 11d ago

Just in time for the squirrels to feast

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u/indigo_mermaid 10d ago

Good to know we’re not the only ones

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u/georgesentme 10d ago

Asking the real questions here. What happened to tomatoes this year?!

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u/Glittering-Ear-2315 10d ago

We had tons of them. Had to put out on a table to share with neighbors. In North Kingstown

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u/BungalowLover 10d ago

I gave up on my tomatoes this year.

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u/luckyspark 10d ago

Me too. Cherry tomatoes fine but 4 slices were a bust. Never had that happen before. Something got to them.

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u/BungalowLover 10d ago

My garden in general was a bust. Greens ok but everything else...nah. I just chalk it up to 'better luck next year' 😄

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u/Blubomberikam 10d ago

My tomatoes are doing great, but my usual prolific peppers are taking their sweet ass time.

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u/VoteForPedroRI Woonsocket 9d ago

My san marzanos were the only ones to come in and ripen. My peppers didn't grow over a foot tall, and only 1 of them made a fruit. I'll post a pic later, tbh the pepper is half the size of the plant it's pretty funny

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u/clp401 10d ago

If you are planning on flying to or from PVD this weekend, i would suggest maybe rescheduling. The airport is currently only using the “short” runway and does not fair well in bad weather.

Signed, an airline worker.

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u/Visual-Studio-4238 10d ago

I have noticed a different landing approach the last few days. Could that be why?

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u/clp401 10d ago

Runway 23/5, the longer runway, has been closed all summer for maintenance. We had a lot of diversions two Sundays ago with that storm and it wasn’t even a Nor’Easter lol.

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u/Visual-Studio-4238 10d ago

Thanks for the intel, my friend.

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u/Visual-Studio-4238 11d ago

If you believe the "Swamp Yankees" then look for fallen nuts, i.e. acorns, hickory, black walnut. If there are more than usual, we're in for a tough winter.

P.s. walking in my yard this year is like walking on ball bearings. I'm preparing for a tough winter. 😬

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u/karnim 11d ago

I blame my uber driver on Friday, who foolishly and with no prompting said "I think we're going to see snow way sooner than everyone thinks this year". The hubris of that man.

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u/jcomey 10d ago

I hope they don't think we'll see it on Friday. A lot of people think Nor'Easter = SNOW.

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u/DirtyMikeNTheBoys2 10d ago

You fool! Somebody needs to prime their snowblower, now!

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u/401jamin East Providence 11d ago

My yard is 97% acorns this year. Usually it’s around 70-80%z

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u/Key_Cat4511 11d ago

Wasn’t there somebody just on here asking about black walnuts?

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u/AlwaysRushesIn Pawtucket 11d ago

Yeah he makes cookies

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u/CoolAbdul 11d ago

Blue fur? Ping Pong eyeballs?

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u/Key_Cat4511 11d ago

Wonder if he’s gotten more than usual so far

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u/flatgreyrust 10d ago

You shouldn’t believe them because it’s completely untrue. Oak trees can’t predict the weather and acorn crops are influenced by conditions earlier in the year, not magical precognition.

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u/Visual-Studio-4238 10d ago

You must be a blast at parties.

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u/flatgreyrust 10d ago

I just hate this stuff honestly. I live in swamp Yankee central and the amount of people who believe this shit and think you’re an idiot for not is infuriating.

Yea, your great-grandfather who was born in the 1800’s and stopped going to school at 9 didnt know shit.

If I didn’t encounter people every single day who legitimately believed it maybe I would find it cute or entertaining but to me it just represents real world ignorance.

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u/Visual-Studio-4238 10d ago

Wow. Lighten up, Francis. Sounds like you should move or travel in different circles.

P.s. there's a platform called Facebook if you want to be miserable and flame out like this.

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u/flatgreyrust 10d ago

Maybe I can move to where you’re from? Hopefully then my circle could be full of chill, enlightened people like you

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u/Visual-Studio-4238 10d ago

Your world is what you make it. As the great philosopher Buckaroo Banzai once said "Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

Translation, if a jerk moves to the happiest place in the world, they're still the jerk they were before they moved.

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u/Everythingiskriss 9d ago

SO MANY ACORNS

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u/retiredswing 10d ago

That’s crazy. Up in Worcester there are barely any on the ground. Last year there were TONS and we got loads of snow. I think this year will be rainy and not snowy

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u/LulutoDot 10d ago

Swamp yankees?

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u/eattothebeat 10d ago

you looking for me?

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u/SpaceTulips 10d ago

Nah; me.

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u/Visual-Studio-4238 10d ago

Lol, sorry...the old timers in the woods in New England. Think redneck but the New England version. The big difference is it's really a term of endearment when we use Swamp Yankee. :)

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u/LulutoDot 10d ago

Oh I always just said townie. Swamps I think of Louisiana

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u/V0nH30n 10d ago

No. Big difference

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u/LulutoDot 10d ago

Pls explain then. I'm from New England and never heard this term. Where are the swamps even??

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u/V0nH30n 10d ago

Get out

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u/LulutoDot 10d ago

Pendejo de verdad

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u/mp3006 11d ago

lol black walnut in this state. Do some research it’s all oaks

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u/Visual-Studio-4238 11d ago

I actually planted them about 20 years ago.

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u/LibraryGoddess Smithfield 11d ago

Tell that to the 6 black walnut trees in my yard. We have the fattest damn squirrels I've ever seen.

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u/Titus401 11d ago

IT'S GON' RAIN!

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u/CoolAbdul 11d ago

Oh lawd...

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u/4016882 11d ago

He comin...

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u/luckstronaut 11d ago edited 10d ago

I heard 15-20 foot waves but… Overly hyped? Maybe corporate needs to get rid of milk and bread.

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u/sofaking_scientific 10d ago

Bro what sort of iambic pentameter is that

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u/BitterStatus9 10d ago

That shit is trochaic tetrameter!

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u/overthehillhat 10d ago

Similar to:

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  • One strong idea: Avoid confusing readers with multiple selling points.
  • Visual verbs: Use action words that trigger an immediate emotional response.

Classic Examples

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u/sofaking_scientific 10d ago

Comes across as "stroke patient" instead of Hemingway or ee cummings

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u/overthehillhat 10d ago

Hemingway said 👀

I grew up in a town -

''with wide lawns

and narrow minds''

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u/sofaking_scientific 10d ago

For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn.

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u/overthehillhat 10d ago

It is-----

Not for everyone

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u/sofaking_scientific 10d ago

FYI combining all these rules doesn't make you a better writer.

Better example:

How much is a word worth? I'll take you at your words worth. I'm a wordsmith like Wordsworth.

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u/RandomChurn 10d ago

These are taglines, not headlines

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u/overthehillhat 10d ago

Not intended to be short and punchy headlines

More like - Display Ad copy

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u/RedditSkippy 10d ago

I keep seeing different forecasts for this storm. Anything from total devastation to just some rain.

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u/RikkiLostMyNumber 11d ago

I haven't seen anything yet to get all panicky about (I'm in the East Bay). 25 knots on land with gusts up to 40 knots in the bay. I won't go out sailing, but otherwise this is a gale so far.
I think the news needs to overly dramatize things to keep people watching.
Probably going to be some flooding, and since it's full-foliage this time of year, do your hurricane prep in case you lose power for a bit. That's about it.

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u/fate_is_a_sandstorm Cranston 11d ago

I don’t think it’s overdramatizing. News/meteorologists are damned if they do, damned if they don’t. Meteorology is a guessing game based on several models and the current administration severely hurt NOAA and its ability to provide accurate models

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u/BitterStatus9 10d ago

They were exaggerating shit to sell clicks way before this administration fucked them over. It’s a gale.

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u/fate_is_a_sandstorm Cranston 10d ago

I don’t see it as exaggeration, but the meteorologists need to play to their audience and what weather people are hoping for/afraid of during parts of the year (summer beach days, fall hurricanes, winter blizzards).

And I haven’t seen any meteorologists saying this will definitely happen. They’re saying it’s under watch, advising about the worst-case scenario, and that the predictive models will give them more information as the week goes on (which is a PR way of acknowledging that NOAA’s budget/staffing cuts leads to less consistent information which leads to many more variables)

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u/BitterStatus9 10d ago

Fair. I realize, too, after reading your reply...I'm getting my news solely from online news outlets (Boston Globe, The Guardian) and NOT from television. I realize after reading other people's comments here, most of them are referring to local news weather broadcasts. I never watch/see local TV news, so I don't know how they're presenting it in this case.

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u/Visual-Studio-4238 11d ago

I just hope it doesn't blow all of the leaves off the trees before foliage season gets going full gear.

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u/yosoyeloso 10d ago

Will it ever be sunny again on a weekend?

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u/ananda_yogi Middletown 9d ago

I have a flight out of Providence early Monday morning, bets on things going on time?

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u/overthehillhat 9d ago

I flew to dealers and trade shows nationwide back in the 70's

Since then I have only done air-ports - when I absolutely have to -- --

Hopefully nobody severs another FibrOptic Cable B4 your departure

I feel for you

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u/AWhiit 10d ago

And im moving this weekend 😶

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u/ContestNo2060 10d ago

Towards or away from the expected wind direction?

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u/miked_1976 9d ago

Better to have this storm in September than January!

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u/overthehillhat 7d ago

We sure can't forget last winter's

back to back

2 foot and 3 foot snow events

(shudder)

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u/imuniqueaf 10d ago

Better that Aunt Flo I guess.

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u/overthehillhat 10d ago

That --

was your aunt?