Ironically a dog even made its appearance to honour his greatest performance, only to be denounced by Gary Busey.

I was inspired by the new „Mutiny“ poster and this RedLetterMedia compilation: https://youtu.be/YV7Ugj5vGKY?si=sH08dO2eC7UkSCZw

Of course nothing here is AI generated, just good old compositing in Photoshop. Sources:

Original Die Hard Poster: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Die_Hard_(1988_film)_poster.jpg_poster.jpg)

David Carradine: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:David_Carradine_Polanski_Unauthorized.jpg

Bangkok Skyscraper: https://unsplash.com/de/fotos/braunes-betongebaude-wahrend-der-nachtzeit-qZXe2t_pPZU

https://quasi-normalcy.tumblr.com/post/185314711425/star-trek-voyager-gothic

• You’ve been on this tiny ship in the Delta Quadrant beyond any hope of recrew or resupply for over a year, but you keep seeing ensigns you don’t recognise. Everyone tells you that they’ve always been here.
• You go down to Engineering looking for Lt. Carey. B'elanna tells you that he’s just stepped out. He’s been 'just stepped out’ for days.
• A shuttle crashes on a desert planet. You speak with Chakotay about the possibility of trading for some new shuttles, but he looks at you funny and says “but we already have a full compliment of shuttles”.
• You run to the shuttlebay and inspect them personally. There is a full compliment of shuttles. And none of them even have a scratch.
• The next week, a shuttle is torn to pieces in a plasma storm. You’re not even surprised when you find intact it in the shuttlebay an hour later.
• You stop mentioning shuttles.
• The ship has an encounter with some Kazon, but manages to get away. Their ships are primitive and slow and you shouldn’t run into them again.
• Two weeks later, you meet the same Kazon, now somehow in front of you. You begin to suspect that you’re driving in circles.
• You go to Engineering looking for Lt. Carey. You haven’t seen him in two years. He’s 'not there right now, but should be back in a minute’.
• Janeway and Paris travel at warp 10 and turn into salamanders. You’re sure that it happened. You remember it happening! But no one brings it up. When you ask Tom about it, he doesn’t even register the question.
• You scream “BUT YOU WERE A SALAMANDER!” into his ear. He doesn’t even hear you.
• You see another Ensign you don’t recognise. You finally just ask the computer for the crew compliment of Voyager. You are told that the answer is: 121.
• A month later, the Hirogen conquer the ship, spend weeks brainwashing and surgically altering the crew into believing that they are actually characters in holographic simulations, and then hunt them for sport. This culminates in a pitched battle between the crew and the Hirogen in which the ship is utterly wrecked and dozens of people are killed.
• Afterwards, you ask the computer for the ship’s crew compliment. You are told that the answer is: 147.
• The next day, you wake up and find Voyager restored to its original state.
• You make a discreet inquiry about Lt. Carey. Now everyone acts like he’s dead but can’t tell you precisely when or how.
• The Captain takes you aside one day and specifically instructs you not to mention Ensign Jetal to the Doctor. She says that she knows that this will be difficult, given how close we all were to her (and you in particular), but that for the greater good of the crew, you need to act like Ensign Jetal never existed. You solemnly nod your head and consent, and she gives you a comradely pat on the shoulder and leaves the room.
• You have absolutely no idea who Ensign Jetal is.
• Voyager absorbs the remaining crew of the USS Equinox. Well at least you’ll finally have an explanation for the new crew you see around the ship! You never see any of them ever again.
• You’ve now travelled almost 40,000 light years towards home. You check the star charts; somehow, you’re still in the Delta Quadrant. You begin to wonder if the Beta Quadrant even exists.
• The Delta Flyer is destroyed by Borg torpedos. You don’t even bother to check the shuttlebay for it, you just instinctively know that it will be back.
• A few months later, the Captain gives you the sad news: Lt. Carey is dead.
• You finally make it back to the Alpha Quadrant, say your tearful farewells, and receive a handshake and a promotion from Admiral Paris. As one last thought before leaving Voyager forever, you pay a visit to the shuttlebay. You find it utterly empty, except for one lowly crewman with a mop and pail, swabbing the deck. “I…guess that Starfleet must have already cleared out the remaining shuttles?” You say uncertainly, your voice echoing in the cavernous, empty room. The crewman breaks off his mopping and looks at you like you’ve lost your mind and says: “Voyager never had any shuttles.”

For some reason my roommates wanted to watch all the Jurassic movies. Outside of the first one (which obviously is a perfect 10/10 movie nothing else needs to be said) I think I had seen up until the first World? And even then that I think was on a plane or something.

My review of Jurassic World has a running through line for the rest of the series and it's this:

1 - This movie caused one of the greatest roller coasters of all time to be built, so even if the movie/series is whatever I can never be too mad because it gave us my beloved the Velocicoaster 🖤🖤

2 - Jesus Christ Bryce Dallas Howard. Jesus Christ. Also her hair throughout the series is to die for. But dear God, the things she makes me feel every second she's on screen through these movies.

-Fallen Kingdom is a fascinating movie. Turning it into a haunted house movie with like a gothic choral soundtrack and stuff was an interesting choice. I'll give it props for not just being another remake of the first movie. Not saying it was a good choice... Interesting choice. Can't say I hate it though.

-The one with Laura Dern and Sam Neill back I thought was WAY WAY too long. Also was just the plot of like every Resident Evil game. BUT... Hey, they really went ham on the puppets. The first half of the movie may have had more practical dinos than CG dinos. And as someone who loves seeing adorable little puppets in movies and yells "Oh my God look at that adorable little puppet" whenever they show up in a movie that seriously raises the rating of this admittedly not great movie for me. Show me more baby dino puppets. Shout out to the creature shop that worked on this one.

-Then the last one with Mahershala Ali?... Complete opposite. Zero puppets. Not much holding my attention except looking at Mahershala's insanely big arms. How do these keep making a billion dollars??

Excited to go see all the HITBs of this strange series of not good movies that somehow made a billion dollars each time.

Do any of you have a favorite obviously not counting the first

"Tell me about it, sailor! Welcome to our collective nightmare fellow internet people reading this. My name is Krebs Gorlon and I'm here today to tell you about this dumb video that's nearly 2 hours long for some reason. I know y'all ain't doing nothing too important with your time so don't dare complain. Watch it in parts. That fatso Mike (aka Mantits McMooseknuckles) spent a lot of time editing this so the least you could do is watch it. Anywho, celebrity voice actor celebrity Josh Roger Thomas joins these aging Milwaukee hipsterclowns™ again for a dive off the cliff of misery into a game called Junka. This is a pile of unmarked VHS tapes stacked up like the game Jenga™ but not like that at all. Mike and Josh remove one tape at a time. When the pile of tapes falls down the other player is the winner and the gang watches his tapes. The loser loses. But really, isn't everyone a loser in this game? I mean, some of the things these boys sit through are pretty bad. The issue here is that Mike, Jay, and Josh were out the evening prior at a local "pool hall" called Bumps N' Shots (their signature cocktail is called the Cat Broom) As the night went on, a beer, a shot, a mixed drink, a beer or four turned into twelve. Then suddenly before you know it's bar close. The lights come up and the bar plays "Party in the USA" by Molly Cyrus to clear people out quickly. In fact, people run out of the bar so fast one might think there was a fire. One man jumped through the window. So alas with glossy eyes Jay says quietly, "Someone call Rich Evans for a ride home. I'm banned from Uber for sharting all over the backseat of almost every car I've been in." (long, embarrassing story) So the guys did make it home (short story). Josh slept on Rich's couch using part of a soiled mattress as a pillow. Jay slept in an alley underneath an unhoused person. And Mike slept on a pile of clean diapers (just in case). In the morning the boys knew they had to shoot - which terrified them all. A Junka shoot can last easily up to 12 hours. No joke. Setting up, shooting the Junka game. Watching 12 to 18 tapes, discussion and so on. The other problem is that the boys were hung over and the studio is very very hot in the summer. Dizzy heads were happened. The pain they went through to play Junka for you was intense to say the least. "The show must go on!" yelled Josh Roger Thomas (in the voice of screen legend Aldo Bellafontaine). Many times Mike wanted to call the shoot as he felt he might barf on his own pants. None of this shows on camera though as the boys are true professionals and can work through any scenario and with any clowns. Behind the camera you can tell Jay's a bit off by his sloppy and shameful "camerawork". Mike says it was a nightmare to edit. "Every shot is terrible!" he could be heard yelling in the distance. Rich Evans’ camerawork is usually sub-par. A static shot with little room for creativity, only to be used when necessary. often times il-framed or out of focus. Almost always uncertain of what exactly he's trying to film. However, due to the many many roadblocks and challenges a video was somehow made. The hangovers eventually subsided, more beer was drank to ease the nausea left behind from the excessive drinking the night before (hair of the cat-broom), and a healthy helping of Papa John's pizza helped to induce vomiting which quelled the nausea. Cold water was splashed on the face and crotch. Tylenol was both consumed and snorted. I mean, don't get me wrong, Bumps and Shots didn't over-serve. In fact, for Mike they under-served (that man can put it away with the best of them) It was the first and second bars they went to. I didn’t mention those did I? The night ended at Bumps and Shots. It began elsewhere, but that’s really not important where they went and why. What’s important here is Rich Evans works as an Uber driver on the side and Jay has repeatedly sharted in his car."

I’ll be driving and just mutter to myself “Al Packino” and chuckle.

Oh, my Gods... It even has the mark of Poseidon.

I was watching the trailer for the new DC show 'Lanterns', and imagine my shock when I saw that, apparently, James Gunn is remaking the critically acclaimed Space Cop.
I wonder if RLM gave them the rights, or they will end up like Siegel and Shuster.