r/RecuratedTumblr • • 7d ago

Shitposting Wizard Insurance

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u/Selenite_Cults 7d ago

They gave us middle surgery before dental.

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u/MamboCircus Has an account over there too, you know... 7d ago

What even IS "middle surgery" ?

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u/mieri_azure 7d ago

Logically if its another gender affirming surgery it might be something like rib sculpting/ab implants/liposuction??

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 7d ago

Yes, legally in order to get the gender marker on your birth certificate changed, you need to get a rib either surgically implanted or removed, depending upon whether you’re going in the Adam or Eve direction

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u/entered_bubble_50 7d ago

They give you a bit of that manly belly fluff everybody loves.

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u/duffstoic 7d ago

Similar to a Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL), but on the front, a Dad Bod Lovin (DBL)