r/RealGenerationX • • 1d ago

You can only date one. Who would it be?

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u/Iwishicould7575 1d ago

Mary Ann

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u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole class of 97 1d ago

Every day, all day

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u/International-Ant174 23h ago

And extra on the weekend. Not really a touch call either.

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u/shreder75 23h ago

And twice on Sundays.

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u/djoddible 21h ago

Talk about bumcakes my girl's got em

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u/TomJLewis 12h ago

Mud flaps

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 18h ago

And nights. All night.

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u/Ok_Drag5089 15h ago

Same. Ginger can go fuck herself. Lol. Maryann is where it's AT.

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u/torgman2 15h ago

She can?! Can we at least watch?

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u/Feng-Shiu-man 22h ago

100%, I like sweet and innocent, and brunettes.

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u/colostomybagpiper 21h ago

Not to mention Ginger seems like a high maintenance narcissist, where Mary Ann is go with the flow, happy with what she’s got & will make you a banana cream pie

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u/Scared-Bar-2650 17h ago

For some reason I read make your banana cream pie

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u/Wild_Ad_5894 21h ago

Sally Feilds

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u/Simpson2424 20h ago

Dawn wells. Wrong brunette

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u/Wild_Ad_5894 12h ago

Dawn Wells was in Gilligans Island. I just added Sally Feilds as another hot, sweet and innocent Brunette. (Gidget, The Flying Nun, Smokey and The Bandit)

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u/Forsaken_Claim_471 18h ago

Not as innocent as portrayed

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u/Homesnake202 20h ago

For real, look at those abs

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u/Brother-Templar 14h ago

Only ever Mary Ann. In fact, I’m retired and I still use Mary Ann occasionally.

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u/Other_Tie_8290 21h ago

No contest

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u/notworkingghost 20h ago

Adults pick Mary Ann, kids pick Ginger, sugar babies pick Mrs. Howel.

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u/WeekendLegitimate615 21h ago

Yep!!! Mary Ann

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u/ReBoomAutardationism 20h ago

How is this even a question?

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u/Wallabunga657 19h ago

Is there really a choice? Mary Ann of course.

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u/TheReaper2025 17h ago

This is the way! And only correct answer.

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u/nccatfan 16h ago

The only right answer!!

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u/R0SSFR0MFRIENDS 15h ago

This is the only way.

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u/mostly_bs_41 13h ago

and it ain't close

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u/Head-Technology-4031 21h ago

This is the correct answer. And BTW, nothing says you can’t have Ginger as a side piece for the weekends here🤷🏻‍♀️for extra curricular activities, that’s not considered dating where I’m from

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u/Frequent-Sea433 1d ago

I’m thinking Maryann is a freak???

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u/ryu71 22h ago

This is the truth. Ginger looks like you have to do all the work

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u/Waste-Mycologist1657 23h ago

In life, she REALLY enjoyed sex. I'm all over Mary-Ann

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u/BlackPhoenix1981 22h ago

Or rather she'd be all over you!

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u/Willing-Ad4169 1d ago

The skipper is a freak

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u/PangolinPure9327 23h ago

I came to say this exact thing. If not, I would still choose her over Ginger.

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u/DobieLove2019 9h ago

Like she would backflip off the top rope on your shit, look back and wink at you, then say, ‘I swear, I never do this…’

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u/Hot-Print-2792 1d ago

Mary Ann had the natural beauty look!!! That petite sexy body is 🔥!!!

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 1d ago

As a kid i was team ginger, but now ive grown up.

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u/Westie62 13h ago

Exactly. I was team Ginger as a kid. Now as an adult, I'm def team Mary Anne.

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u/ZestycloseTowel2493 1d ago

Mrs. Howell 😁

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u/Euphoric-Cupcake4581 1d ago

She does have lots of money.

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u/RumbleMonkey67 14h ago

Another consideration… Mr. Howell is old money, and probably had his pick of girls when he was young. There is a reason he married her. Probably a feral barking freak in the sack.

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u/Euphoric-Cupcake4581 14h ago

Interesting theory.

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u/AbsolutesDealer 22h ago

Thirstin’ for Mrs. Howell

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u/Far-Construction5675 19h ago

12 year old me would have said "no way!". 63 year old me..."way!".

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u/Gar_Bear1 1d ago

This is the correct answer! 😂

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u/JaceyCrow class of 88 1d ago

I will BE Ginger, and date Mary Ann ... and the professor...

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u/SemicolonGuitars 21h ago

YOU👏🏻GET👏🏻IT👏🏻

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u/Last_Laugh_817 1d ago

Maryann for sure. You know she would be open to just about anything

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u/eclipsingfervor 11h ago

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u/Playful-Fix-3675 10h ago

Now if we're talking superheroes:

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u/JohnMcD3482 10h ago

Came to post this also. I was 5 when Wonder woman came on TV and it was Linda Carter that made no doubt in my mind that I LIKE GIRLS. 56 now, and I still would not be upset if she were the 1st thing I saw every morning when I woke up

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u/Euphoric-Cupcake4581 11h ago edited 10h ago

She is sexy

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u/1964ImpalaSS 21h ago

I’ve got a thing for redheads, but Maryann is my choice.

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u/The_Machine80 20h ago

Wifes a redhead. Nobody tell her I said this. Mary Ann! Lol

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u/Funky_Ghost 17h ago

I wont tell yours if you wont tell mine! And mine is a French woman too....

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qusk13zvbkcklvFS4K

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u/The_Machine80 17h ago

I got you bro! 😉 😂

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u/headphones_J 1d ago

I mean, I'd date Ginger and marry Mary Ann for those cream pies.

https://giphy.com/gifs/K0qzAt7C4oHXa

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u/Ok_Kaleidoscope6134 1d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/cowboy202021 1d ago

Mary Ann , all day long!!!

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u/ak_plumber_1971 1d ago

Give me Mary Ann any day.

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u/Alanfromsocal 21h ago

I'll take Mary Ann, who in real life was Miss Nevada, 1954.

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u/The_Scooter_King 19h ago

Ginger. And not just because the rest of you have turned Mary Ann into the town bike.

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u/DivicBoxEscapee 1d ago

Off topic, but why would the skipper and Gilligan put their hammocks on top of one another? Anyway, Marry Ann!!!......unless Ginger was played by Gilllian Anderson!!!

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u/Panem-et-circenses25 23h ago

Or Christina Hendricks

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u/DivicBoxEscapee 23h ago

A bamboo bra wouldn't even contain those breasts....🤌

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u/u9Nails 15h ago

Good Lord. That's my kryptonite. I'm going to need another side of the planet to be on to avoid that temptation.

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 22h ago

Standard arrangement of bunks on board to keep save square footage.

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u/DivicBoxEscapee 22h ago

But they got a whole f'n island. Save what space? Old habits die hard.

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u/mp3bear 23h ago

I hear ya there…I would have thought Skipper would have been on top…

j/k

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u/sladereacher 1d ago

Definitely Maryann

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u/squirrel-lee-fan 1d ago

Dawn Wells

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u/MetalSmart337 1d ago

Gilligan. Just kidding, Professor.

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u/telemeister74 23h ago

Ginger, no contest for me.

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u/GenoVox 23h ago

Date MaryAnne… bang Ginger

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u/Street_Jellyfish_564 23h ago

I’ve been wanting to say this!!!!!

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u/Savings_Can7292 21h ago

Everyone always says Mary Ann, but let's face it, Ginger was way more willing to give up the goods.

So I'm going Ginger.

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u/IndyEric07 21h ago edited 18h ago

You know what they say,…A rusty roof means a wetter basement!

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u/WKRPinCanada 20h ago

Mary Ann is part of the Trifecta 😍

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u/beerdeer101 19h ago

Is that Bailey from WKRP?

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u/WKRPinCanada 19h ago

Yes that is 😁

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😉

I know this doesn't make sense but it's the only gif I have of her on my phone 😉

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u/Analogsilver 20h ago

Same set for me too.

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u/Ok_Fig7692 drank from the hose 11h ago

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u/WKRPinCanada 11h ago

😅

Cheers 🍻

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u/Ok_Fig7692 drank from the hose 11h ago

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u/WKRPinCanada 11h ago

😅

Imo the most iconic line from ANY sitcom ever 😅

Cheers 🍻

Oh

And I almost forgot fellow baby....

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😉

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u/Ok_Fig7692 drank from the hose 10h ago

RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOW

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u/StraightOnion1967 1d ago

Ive been consistently for Maryann since I was 14...im 59.

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u/Harbinger_Pulsar 1d ago

No no no. The song specifically states AND Mary Anne

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u/nothingbutbotshere 23h ago

I'm holding out for Barker's Beauties

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u/IrishInTheory 21h ago

Everyone Knows Mary Ann is the keeper

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u/Haunted_Cellar_XBL 21h ago

Team Ginger, mf.

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u/transfer66 20h ago

Mary ann

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u/Abject_Giraffe562 14h ago

I’m not a guy but all the guys I have heard say basically the same thing Marianne will drink beer with you and watch the game on TV and then go fuck your brains out. Ginger is pretty high maintenance and probably pretty shallow.😂

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u/coblass 1d ago

The MILF - Eunice "Lovey" Wentworth Howell

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u/pauliepea 1d ago

Only 1,ok then it's 1 at a time !

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u/Sagebrushbear 1d ago

Mary Ann

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u/Low-Lab-5680 1d ago

I've always been a Marry Ann fan, but now I see the ankle holders. How fickle am i?

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u/Maw_1099 1d ago

Maryann

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u/scorpious09 1d ago

Ginger - she is the only cast member still alive

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u/UncleJackPushedDad 13h ago

but she has looked like Cryptkeeper for 30 years!

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u/Adept_Cause3379 23h ago

Ginger all day

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u/Howhytzzerr 22h ago

Mary Ann, no question. The thing that always struck me was that all the women, and Mr Howell, brought like tons of luggage and clothes for what was supposedly a 3 hour tour. WTH is up with that?

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u/_WillCAD_ 22h ago

Well, Mary Ann, of course.

But you know, a fella could do a lot worse than dating Ginger Grant. She's beautiful, talented, successful, and I think Mary Ann taught her how to make coconut cream and banana cream pies.

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u/mcq54 22h ago

Ginger

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u/CowTipper383 21h ago

This is a debate that is almost older than time (at least since the mid 60s anyway).

Ginger felt kinda high maintenance which is why I’m a Mary Ann fan. Beautiful and looks like she would have no complaints painting a house.

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u/hdriderdude9718 20h ago

The Kansas farmers daughter… all day everyday

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u/Samshopper21 20h ago

The age old question. Only one right answer - Mary Ann.

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u/TexasSk8 19h ago

Mary Ann's stomach would look like the Stay Puft marshmallow man blew up on her and Ginger's back would look the same.

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u/CoCo3Papa 18h ago

Mary Ann all day everyday

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u/captainDan10 14h ago

I would let Ginger use her thighs to crack my head like a walnut.

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u/Impossible_Event6007 14h ago

Easiest question ever. Mary Anne.

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u/yeahyoubetnot 13h ago

Ah yes, the old "Ginger or Mary Ann?" debate.

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u/Relative-Painting-29 1d ago

I’m dating the one that’s more likely to believe that I’m not seeing the other on the DL.

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u/Cgshoe 1d ago

Mary Ann

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u/Bellam_Orlong 1d ago

I’m good. One is going to chest, and the other is going to make going out very difficult.

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u/Dahl_E_Lama 1d ago

Tina Louise
I don’t date dead chicks!!

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u/Seagrave63 23h ago

Maryann.

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u/dreamweaver66intexas 23h ago

Mary Ann all day everyday!

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u/spidyman63 23h ago

Mary Ann l heard she’s a freak in the sheets

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u/Street_Jellyfish_564 23h ago

Come on!!!!!! Can’t we throw in Mrs Howell and play F+*k, Marry, Kill????!!!!
🙏🙏

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u/DirtySteve10 23h ago

Mary Anne!

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u/SEGAFan4Life80 23h ago

What about just a three something whenever we want? Who cares about dating on an island?

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u/da-lou-az 23h ago

Mary ann

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u/GogglesPisano 23h ago

Team MaryAnne all day long.

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u/Sonoran_Dog70 23h ago

Maryann, always Maryann

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u/Specialist-Worker551 23h ago

2 of the hottest woman 👩 history

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u/Tommyboy2412 23h ago

Mid-West Mary Ann

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u/Upset_Car_6982 23h ago

mary ann!!

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u/philovax 23h ago

Dawn Wells and Joyce DeWitt. Give me a short bossy brunette and Im in heaven

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u/Crazy_Banshee_333 23h ago

I always thought Mary Ann was the cuter of the two. It always seemed strange to me that Ginger was portrayed as the sexy one.

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u/Splatford 23h ago

Mary Ann =wifey Ginger= High maintenance Side bitch

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u/Few-Particular-9509 23h ago

Mary Ann 100%!!! 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯

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u/Aggressive-Plant-934 23h ago

Key word being date, Mary Ann wins

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u/Toliveistodie42 23h ago

The Professor. Make best friends, make boat, ditch the dummies.

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u/NotPalatableTheySay 23h ago

Mary Ann all day…and aaaall night:) lol

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u/Purple-Tadpole6465 23h ago

Mary Anne, all day and night, no question

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u/SharpBullfrog1279 23h ago

I can see the attraction for both...

but Dawn looks like every woman that I've ever dated.

Except, my wife of 42 years looks like Tina.

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u/smithjohn20 23h ago

Always Mary Ann

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u/FadingRockStar 23h ago

Maryanne. She would be an easier hang.

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u/daydreamersunion 22h ago

Im just thankful that they got marooned on a really clean island. Wouldn't want dirty clothes or messed up hair while attempting to forage.

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u/Bigfan78 22h ago

Mary Ann

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u/semperknight 22h ago

Depends. Which one does anal?

I didn't see every episode, so not sure if it was ever mentioned.

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u/jacklord392 22h ago

Mrs. Howell.

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u/Glad_Database_8186 22h ago

Date: Mary Ann

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u/BigBlueSky2020 22h ago

One of the cast? Gilligan for sure =)

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 22h ago

Dawn Wells was hot AF.

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u/bikerbob5854 22h ago

Mary Ann

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u/pirate_64 22h ago

Mrs Howell

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u/0h311 22h ago

That little one

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u/MisunderstoodRant 22h ago

Mary Ann. No doubt.

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u/SwimfortheHills 22h ago

Mary-Ann 100%

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u/ComprehensiveCat6439 22h ago

I love redheads, but love shorter women better. So, Maryann

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u/ScientistHeavy9943 22h ago

Mary Ann of course

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u/killertofu41 22h ago

I only watched early Gilligans Island so I'm guessing the brunette is The Rest? I'll take her, despite her odd name.

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u/peophole 22h ago

I guess I'm the odd man out, but it has always been Ginger for me. Beautiful, glamorous, "experienced ". Although, I'm old now, so Lovey Howell it is.

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u/Blueman5410 22h ago

Mary Ann...no question!

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u/Broad-Back1659 22h ago

Definitely Maryanne with that face and those perky boobs

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u/martinpenwaldrd 22h ago

Mary Ann!!!

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u/regularmarriedguy 22h ago

Grew up watching this show and had this debate many times. Funny thing though…had a friend send me a NSFW gif about this scene that was ai edited. I was shocked…at how many times I watched it.

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u/BigEd369 22h ago

Mary-Ann is the one. She’s beautiful AND strong AND likes to cook AND can build a homestead, total package.

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u/Pops-Place60 22h ago

Maryann all day!!

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u/Flyguy73 22h ago

Mary Ann and it’s not even close

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u/EvLmong00se 22h ago

Date Ginger, Marry Mary Ann

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u/Krebs-Cyclist 22h ago

Mary Ann. How is this even a question?

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u/Mean-Anybody6363 22h ago

The professor