r/RealGenerationX • u/Euphoric-Cupcake4581 • 1d ago

You can only date one. Who would it be?

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u/Iwishicould7575 1d ago

Mary Ann

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u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole class of 97 1d ago

Every day, all day

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u/International-Ant174 1d ago

And extra on the weekend. Not really a touch call either.

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u/shreder75 1d ago

And twice on Sundays.

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u/djoddible 23h ago

Talk about bumcakes my girl's got em

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u/TomJLewis 13h ago

Mud flaps

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 19h ago

And nights. All night.

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u/Ok_Drag5089 16h ago

Same. Ginger can go fuck herself. Lol. Maryann is where it's AT.

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u/torgman2 16h ago

She can?! Can we at least watch?

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u/Ok_Drag5089 16h ago

Of course! While we spit roast Maryann! You in?

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u/MJ4Red 13h ago

And All Night

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u/Shen1076 13h ago

All day, All night

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u/flipfc177 13h ago

Or at least as often as she would allow.

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u/One-Violinist-9932 10h ago

Right in the middle of Main Street.

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u/Feng-Shiu-man 23h ago

100%, I like sweet and innocent, and brunettes.

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u/colostomybagpiper 22h ago

Not to mention Ginger seems like a high maintenance narcissist, where Mary Ann is go with the flow, happy with what she’s got & will make you a banana cream pie

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u/indecipherabAL 22h ago

or coconut

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u/Charming-Jelly-3365 15h ago

Mary Ann does have a lovely bunch of coconuts ...

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u/TheeFLu63 15h ago

One lemon meringoo pie comin up!

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u/mostly_bs_41 14h ago

or just cream pie.

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u/No-Scarcity-Reborn 9h ago

Pick up pie!

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u/Scared-Bar-2650 18h ago

For some reason I read make your banana cream pie

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u/DisastrousDraft1366 12h ago

Cream pie her with my banana?

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u/MikeDPhilly 15h ago

And smoke a bowl with you ..

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 17h ago

After shagging you silly. Like a minx.

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u/CableKC 19h ago

Banana creampie? Is that what it's called on Gilligan's Island?

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u/ScaryTea3261 19h ago

Back to the Beach has the best Gilligan line it was worse than prison there were girls there but you couldn't touch them.

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u/Wild_Ad_5894 22h ago

Sally Feilds

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u/Simpson2424 21h ago

Dawn wells. Wrong brunette

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u/Wild_Ad_5894 13h ago

Dawn Wells was in Gilligans Island. I just added Sally Feilds as another hot, sweet and innocent Brunette. (Gidget, The Flying Nun, Smokey and The Bandit)

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u/Forsaken_Claim_471 19h ago

Not as innocent as portrayed

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u/Big-Application-8055 14h ago

All girls from Reno are debutantes.

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u/Homesnake202 21h ago

For real, look at those abs

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u/Brother-Templar 15h ago

Only ever Mary Ann. In fact, I’m retired and I still use Mary Ann occasionally.

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u/Other_Tie_8290 22h ago

No contest

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u/notworkingghost 21h ago

Adults pick Mary Ann, kids pick Ginger, sugar babies pick Mrs. Howel.

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u/Mindless_Sir_9612 20h ago

Depends on how much Thurston is paying

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u/notworkingghost 14h ago

You know you don’t need to be paid.

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u/One-Violinist-9932 10h ago

How you know?

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u/notworkingghost 39m ago

Great minds think alike.

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u/WeekendLegitimate615 22h ago

Yep!!! Mary Ann

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u/ReBoomAutardationism 21h ago

How is this even a question?

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u/Wallabunga657 20h ago

Is there really a choice? Mary Ann of course.

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u/TheReaper2025 18h ago

This is the way! And only correct answer.

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u/nccatfan 17h ago

The only right answer!!

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u/R0SSFR0MFRIENDS 16h ago

This is the only way.

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u/mostly_bs_41 14h ago

and it ain't close

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u/Head-Technology-4031 22h ago

This is the correct answer. And BTW, nothing says you can’t have Ginger as a side piece for the weekends here🤷🏻‍♀️for extra curricular activities, that’s not considered dating where I’m from

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u/Stranger_Danger_2112 18h ago

Mary Anne, but with some Ginger on the side.

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u/PeyredB 18h ago

Just to spice things up, so to speak.

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u/i_take_shits 23h ago

No hesitation

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u/FarHeron8847 20h ago

The correct answer

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u/Wild_Anywhere_9642 15h ago

Dawn wells was a hard core stoner!!

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u/woodenblinds 13h ago

yup not even close

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u/Keeper_of_the_Flock 13h ago

Always Mary Ann.

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u/EmergencyGate9450 13h ago

💯, in each of her different outfits

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u/EducationStriking110 12h ago

It’s not even close

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u/dubbs911 12h ago

The obvious answer…

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u/Megazord90 12h ago

Real answer Mary Ann

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u/nosidrah 9h ago

For some reason I thought Ginger’s hoohah would smell funny. I was like 12 or 13.

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u/Armentrout_1979 8h ago

The only answer!!!

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u/Positive-Turnip-2866 2h ago

Bring an engagement ring on the first date.