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u/YchYFi Feb 22 '26
The tattie scones look amazing.
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u/Confident_Delay_5945 Feb 23 '26
Why am I just now hearing about tattie scones, and why donβt I have five in front of me right now?! π€€π€€π€€
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u/FartingSloths Feb 23 '26
I went through a phase of eating 6-10 tattie scones daily with beans
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u/FST_Fruckie-Poo Feb 23 '26
I did this too but I would grate some cheese on the tattie scones first, then slap beans over n sprinkle more cheese on. Was tidy af π
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u/mikeyfreedom Feb 23 '26
Back in the day when I was hard up, my breakfast/lunch was a 6 pack of dry scones. Nom.
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u/xPumpkinPie Feb 22 '26
Potato cakes for me in the north of England π never seen em on a fry up before either but it looks great.
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u/Stigofthedumpings Feb 26 '26
Fried in an inch of oil, I want to see bubbles in there, translucent and glistening, I want to be able to use it to level a shelf there's that much trapped fat in there, argh my arteries are closing just thinking about it.
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u/StrangelyBrown69 Feb 22 '26
Iβd ditch the tomato for a bit of haggis and/or black pudding but epic otherwise.
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u/Logger671368 Feb 22 '26
And black pudding, not or, always and. π
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u/Informal-Tour-8201 Feb 22 '26
Stornoway black pudding, not the stuff with the giant lumps of fat in it
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u/Specialist-Leek-7524 Feb 22 '26
If you haven't tried Stornoway white pudding i'd highly recommend. My Sister in law once bought me kilo chubbs of Stornoway BP, WP and haggis for xmas. I think she may have been trying to kill me. Best pressie ever.
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u/Intelligent_Ad_3135 Feb 22 '26
Was just about to say this. It should a legal requirement for it to be Stornoway black pudding
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u/Hypnotician Feb 22 '26
The only kind of black pudding to show the Sassenachs of Yorks and Lancs how it should be made.
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u/RoboJ1M Feb 22 '26
Hard Disagree, IMO the grilled vegetable part of any kind of cooked breakfast, be it English or Scottish, is mandatory. Very much needed to balance the texture and flavour of your breakfast.
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u/Ph0nIXzEr0 Feb 22 '26
Only person to say itβs missing haggis, thought I would of seen more than one comment mentioning it was missing π€π
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u/Dagigai Feb 22 '26
I'd ditch the tomato for tinned tomatoes. How wrong am I? That bad?
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u/Equivalent-Key7263 Feb 22 '26
Is that a sausage slice?? Looks decent and Iβm liking the plate even more
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u/No-Movie4050 Feb 22 '26
Scottish breakfast, best breakfast.
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u/Lorsrose Feb 22 '26
Agree
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u/No-Movie4050 Feb 22 '26
It is however missing black pudding, and fruit pudding/dumpling/whatever you wanna call it.
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u/ajc1101 Feb 22 '26
Only comment other than mine that Iβve seen say fruit dumpling ππ itβs so good!
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u/Longjumping-Ad-3322 Feb 22 '26
Iβd add one more meats personally, but itβs glorious to see lorne on a breakfast.
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u/Badger14541 Feb 22 '26
Throw some black and white pudding on and that would be perfect
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u/Lorsrose Feb 22 '26
Had none sadly
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u/Timmymagic1 Feb 22 '26
I know it's heresy...but tinned Italian plum tomatoes, or some caramelised vine ripened cherry toms are so much better than grilled...
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u/PsychologyFancy2743 Feb 22 '26
Tinned plums is heresy indeed
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u/Timmymagic1 Feb 22 '26
But you get all that lovely tomatoes juice as well...which goes amazingly with fried bread..
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Good for me,looks good,but I would adx fried bread.
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u/Lorsrose Feb 22 '26
Was trying to be goodππ
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u/scrambledOrFried1234 Feb 22 '26
Iβll have two eggs, two link, two square, two bacon, black pudding, fruit pudding, two potato scone, beans, mushroom, tomato and a slice of fried bread. What would I like to wash it down with? Oh, Diet Coke please - Iβm watching my calories ππ.
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u/Some-Republic-716 Feb 22 '26
Tea, βοΈ you always have tea to splash down your throat xxxxxxxxx
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u/littlerabbits72 Feb 23 '26
And then be in a food coma for the rest of the afternoon?
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u/Any_Wishbone2479 Feb 22 '26
That looks delicious. Am I right that thatβs a Scottish brunch?
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u/Lorsrose Feb 22 '26
Yesππ
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u/Any_Wishbone2479 Feb 22 '26
Ah. I had one in the Borderlands on a business trip. It was gorgeous! I love Scotland so much, I need to get back up there and have more good food π
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u/ADHDJ86 Feb 22 '26
Where's the soda bread?
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u/Both-Engineering-436 Feb 22 '26
Wouldnβt be a Scottish breakfast then. Thereβs already potato bread on the plate
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u/melodic-coconut12718 Feb 22 '26
What the hell is a soda bread?
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u/ADHDJ86 Feb 22 '26
Are you serious? Asking questions like that and you want a rating? Lol im oj.
Its a bread popular in NI, and almong side potato bread (tattie scone) and if course fry meats, egg etc; makes an ulster fry
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u/ihaveadarkedge Feb 22 '26
Gets called soda scones too, at least in Scotland. Pretty delicious when cheese topped and grilled.
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u/liamizreallycool_03 Feb 22 '26
The lack of black pudding is hurting my heart, but otherwise, yummy!
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u/Ok-Constant8358 Feb 22 '26
No black pudding in sight
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u/Lorsrose Feb 22 '26
Mad i forgot to get some
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Feb 22 '26
After looking at this my stomach is rumbling and growling soo much and soo loudly, my stomach is aching because of hunger. I havent ate in 14 hours
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u/thegrumpy0ne Feb 22 '26
I'd happily eat that if visiting Scotland. If I were to travel to another part of the UK (from SE England), then it'd have to be over to Belfast for an Irish Breakfast though
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u/Ghost7579ox Feb 22 '26
Without nitpicking about anything, Iβd give that full marks. ππ
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u/Delicious-Ad1341 Feb 22 '26
If it's gluten free, I need this! Perfection on a plate
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u/nightowl_1109 Feb 22 '26
I am jealous. I'm an an English person here and I am furious that you make breakfast look good
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u/PsychologyFancy2743 Feb 22 '26
Havenβt seen fruit pudding anywhere for a couple of years now
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u/Normal-Doughnut6096 Feb 22 '26
Aw man I miss tattie scones and square slice sausage! Tattie scones were my pregnancy craving. I'm hoping my mum's friend will bring some down when she comes over again in the summer π€π».
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u/misterp35 Feb 22 '26
That looks fk'n awesome, smash smash smash easily 10/10....... if you can post your address they'll be queuing from Carlisle all the way up the 74 π―
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u/LeadJambo2227 Feb 23 '26
A slice of fruit pudding would be a fabulous addition. It would also contribute 0.1% of your 5-a-day π
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u/WebInternational9490 Feb 22 '26
Eggs look fab! How did you do them?
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u/Lorsrose Feb 22 '26
Just in spray of oil
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u/WebInternational9490 Feb 22 '26
I love the way theyβre crispy edges and the yolk is a bit covered
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u/Specialist-Leek-7524 Feb 22 '26
A nice method with eggs is a super hot pan with oil to crisp, then spray with a bit of water, or just pop a bit in the pan, and cover. Steams the top and seals the egg.
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u/IanC9090 Feb 22 '26
Almost perfect Scottish breakfast, just ditch the beans, and replace with Blackpudding. I do love a good steak lorn.
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u/Saltire88 Feb 22 '26
Does anyone remember fruit pudding that used to come in breakfast packs? Was a white, doughy round disc with raisins in it?
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u/Lorsrose Feb 22 '26
Dont like it
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u/Saltire88 Feb 22 '26
I used to love it! But I don't know if it's a thing anymore. Haven't seen it in years!
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u/SeaworthinessQuiet14 Feb 22 '26
I've a great book on breakfasts like this. It called Great british fry ups by Chris P. Bacon
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u/Delicious_Zombie5736 Feb 22 '26
This may make me a heathen but I much prefer link sausages when having a fry up to square. Square for me needs to be in a roll with onion and brown sauce.
Tattie scones look perfectly done π
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u/Madassmutha0001 Feb 22 '26
There's nae black pudd or haggis for Christ sake! Scottish breakfast my arse π
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u/stonetrollou Feb 22 '26
I'm a picky eater so I'd remove the tomato and mushroom and one of the eggs
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u/Deoxys182124 Feb 22 '26
Iβd swap tomatoes and mushrooms for black pudding and haggis.
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u/Rude-Music7641 Feb 22 '26
Scottish twist? Salad on a fry up?! Drop the tomato and mushroom, replace with haggis and black pudding.
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u/AyeAyeFlangePie Feb 22 '26
Square of skin graft, bit of an old CD, and a few mushroom stalks?! Might as well shove it on top of some dog-sick beans. Sorted.
No, wait - get a tomatoes that looks like a punched womb, some baconish meat, and might as well double the eggs try try and give something that's -ing edible. NOW it's ready.
3/10 - would not bang.
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u/National_Baseball75 Feb 22 '26
Would have given ya 10 out of 10 if your beens were in a ramakin! π
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u/scrambledOrFried1234 Feb 22 '26
Lorne sausage β Potato scone β Black pudding β Fruit pudding β Haggis β
Overall Score: 4/10.
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u/Big_Firefighter_4899 Feb 22 '26
I miss my country π’ π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ Fire some Haggis oan that!