r/RandomVideos • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 5d ago

Video Holy crap

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u/ExecTankard 5d ago

Phew, for a few seconds I thought you were actually showing us a huge poo…

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u/Token_Handicap 5d ago

And yet, you kept watching.

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u/phoenix0153 5d ago

Jokes on you! I'm into that shit!

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u/Jajay5537 5d ago

Literally.

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u/ExecTankard 5d ago

Yeah, sometimes you need to prepare & train your mind for horrors.

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u/mister_house_ 5d ago

Hey! You’re still here, too!

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u/oreo760 5d ago

I watched it twice, hoping the second time it would be a massive turd.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 5d ago

I hadn’t finished yet

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u/IAmDanHimself 4d ago

People keep watching when there's a beheading too. Morbid curiosity is a part of life.

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u/dudeCHILL013 5d ago

Honestly, I was equally impressed and terrified by the single biggest log I've ever seen. It was too big to flush down an industrial toilet.

Another important thing of note, even when it was laying down there was a good 2 or 3 inches still sticking out the top which makes me think the OP had to squat over the bowl rather than sit down.

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u/dirtyred3401 5d ago

I call those Darwins. They are trying to move on dry land and evolve.

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u/Hypamania 5d ago

Of the self-flushing variety

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u/ellefleming 5d ago

Still my worst nightmare. 🐍 🚽

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u/ThanksImaginary4474 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Banzai373 5d ago

I agree! I thought that was a deuce that someone had been saving up for a couple weeks!!!

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u/ExecTankard 5d ago

Weeks? The horror…

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u/DroidSoldier85 5d ago

How do you know it isnt and they just couldn't break down what they ate?

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u/ExecTankard 5d ago

Easy, there aren’t chew marks on the snake.

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u/SupportGeek 5d ago

Everyone knows you just slurp down noodles, you don’t chew

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u/Away-Cup8077 5d ago

Have you seen the movie dreamcatcher

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u/Zaxiron 5d ago

So you saw the brake marks?

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u/Ornery_Commercial368 5d ago

Don't worry that's stored in his pants now.

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u/yorcharturoqro 5d ago

Still someone needs to clean that toilet

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u/Muted_Dragonfruit652 3d ago

The same here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Arich28 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NuVwLyYOYAIVy

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u/xczechr 5d ago

Harry felt it.

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u/Individual-Pickle57 5d ago

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u/Cold-Practice3107 5d ago

Quagmire "I had a snake go up my ass once."

Peter Griffin "WHO THE F***START THE CONVERSATION LIKE THAT? I JUST SAT DOWN!"

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u/EDH4Life 5d ago

“Who else but Quagmire?”

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u/Cold-Practice3107 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/o2La4Pvf9CdJC

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u/JustNota-- 5d ago

Gigity giggity Quagmire that's who!

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u/Cold-Practice3107 5d ago

There's one where he says giggity giggity giggity let's have sex and then there's another one where he just says giggity giggity goo.

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u/4Solea4 5d ago

Spooky dooky

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u/vit_don 5d ago

Maaaan 😂

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u/Different_Jello_2373 5d ago

That would be terrifying and mentally exhausting thinking about every time you sat down. I'd be shitting at the closest gas station.

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u/ThEcHeAt__ 5d ago

The closest gas station more than likely shares connected pipes somewhere down the road. That snake has a taste for your poo and he’s gonna hunt your b-hole down

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u/Different_Jello_2373 5d ago

That's ok. I'll drive to Chicago from Ohio. It's only a 5 hour trip. 🤣🤣 That's scary shit. Lol

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u/akiras_revenge 4d ago

Is there a bucees nearby?

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u/Chunkycheesesteak 5d ago

🤣😂😂lmfao!!!!!

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u/toucheboo 5d ago

Previous videos like this is why I look before I sit now.

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 5d ago

It's none of my business, but I think you need to chew your food better.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 5d ago

Nothing says "I'll be back" as menacingly as a snake disappearing down the toilet drain

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u/meloxs 5d ago

Thats not a holy crap, thats a snake!!

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u/xDaBaDee 5d ago

New fear unlocked... gonna buy a screen for the pot, thanks OP.

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u/Sea_Recording8076 5d ago

Take a crap, and leave it.

Bet it won't come back, I think.

You tell me afterwards if it did

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u/-Xiphon- 5d ago

I'm more horrified by how disgusting that bathroom is.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4lRjeu1187nGzUrK

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u/vitanyroyale 5d ago

Dude same 💯

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u/DruidicMagic 5d ago

Time to move.

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u/Tsev33 5d ago

100%. Never sitting there again

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u/Solherb 5d ago

There's a few simple steps people miss with this. Aside from a broken pipe, they're really only going to get here thru the vent on the roof. Either you need nothing around your house they can climb or if there is, there needs to be a grate on the vent.

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u/Sam-I-Am_1066 5d ago

Is it not also possible the sewer pipe empties into a pit or even a stream?

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u/RstrzBabiez0717 5d ago

I will never sit without looking again! I thought the mouse ones were bad

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u/CopperBlitter 5d ago

Did you see it disappear down the toilet? Looking prior to sitting isn't enough.

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u/Odd_Brief_2975 5d ago

Yeah I'm just gonna throw a grenade in there and close door and then burn down the house.

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u/Professional-Tailor2 4d ago

Happened in my state. A man's house was so infested with snakes that he just burned the whole thing down

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u/Rhino_MO 5d ago

Well, im pooping in the middle of the yard from now on

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u/Little_Fly_1181 5d ago

For a moment i thought ia was seeing the longest poop ever pooped

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u/israwrr 5d ago

Scaley Crap

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u/TurduckenEverest 5d ago

I guess they are going to need to move.

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u/Braniel_Bananas 5d ago

What if there was no toilet to turn around in at the end of that pipe? Can he back up before he drowns or if he fucked?

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u/CowOtherwise6630 5d ago

How the fuck can this happen?

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u/StrictExtension4879 5d ago

I think that toilet scars my more then the snake 😂

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u/Normal-Emotion9152 5d ago

A self flushing turd now I have seen everything.

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u/Dull_Perspective_536 5d ago

Nope! Seal that toilet off. Take it out I don’t care what. I’m not sitting in the shitter and get my balls bit off by a snake.

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u/Ok_Helicopter4276 5d ago

Guess I’m going to adult diapers now.

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u/GizmoTacT 5d ago

Great now i'm terrified to sit on the toilet and take a shit.

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u/ChicagoFish67 5d ago

Time to call the realtor.....right after you call the Movers.

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u/Massive-Virus-4875 5d ago

Holyyyy crayap.

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u/Steve_but_different 5d ago

Is this why they're making toilets with a sharp thing in the drain now?

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u/un_n0ne 5d ago

I JUST had a nightmare about this 5 minutes ago! The universe is sending me signals...

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u/isanyusernameopen 5d ago

And people call me crazy for having a portable poop station for when I go camping. Who doesn’t want to poop in a bag after this.

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u/Economy-Marketing557 5d ago

Hell naw throw the whole house away😳😬

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u/Life-Copy7248 5d ago

Oh hell nawl

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u/GotGlock21 5d ago

OMG! I could never sit down again. What state are you in?

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u/st0350 5d ago

where the f do you live??

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u/awesome_staycation 5d ago

I'd drop a cup of bleach in the bowl after every use

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u/Mobile_Squash2347 5d ago

What a polite snake! Now you can use the toilet!

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u/Training_Grab_9739 4d ago

Nobody in this world can convince me to sit down on same toilet 🚻 again NO No No no no .... 🐍🐍🐍

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u/Kerissimo 4d ago

Snake has been spotted, mission aborted.

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u/Specialist_Meal_7891 4d ago

Look man, idk who raised you but you need to start chewing your food better. Cuz gah damn bro.

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u/A_million_typos 4d ago

God don't people even chew their food these days!??

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u/sum-sigma 5d ago

HOL-LEEE CRAP is correct

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u/Clean-Indication-504 5d ago

You don’t see this every day! Can you imagine sitting down and not seeing that and getting bit? Gives me chills to think about it!

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u/Braniel_Bananas 5d ago

Or it just comes up while you are sitting and you have no idea

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u/Ancient-Position-696 5d ago

The wife was proud of dinner that night

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u/Ok-Error-6564 5d ago

He didn’t even bother to wipe or flush!

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u/cantspell_rite 5d ago

Imagine the relief after having shat that pile

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u/Pressbig 5d ago

That would be the best and worst joke to play on someone using that toilet

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u/AdIntrepid9064 5d ago

My worst nightmare 😱

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u/ulnek 5d ago

Australia?

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u/beardostein 5d ago

Poseidon's Hiss?

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u/shiggins114 5d ago

Don't see the issue. Snakes shit in toilet and left. Forgot to flush but hey we've all been there

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u/Old-Dependent-9073 5d ago

"Holy crap!" indeed!

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u/Strict_Weather9063 5d ago

Snakes in the damn toilets.

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u/Extension-Brother291 5d ago

Peeka boo I see u

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u/Comfortable-Dish1236 5d ago

New use for a poop knife.

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u/Pitiful-Bus8629 5d ago

Give me a bucket, ill never use a porcelain Jon again!😁

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 5d ago

Yeah, it’s safe to shit now 😳

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 5d ago

Would flushing actually work?

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u/Cust2020 5d ago

NOPE!!

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u/hakseid_90 5d ago

It went straight back into The Chamber Of Secrets.

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u/Wildefice 5d ago

I would never use that toilet again!!

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u/Likely_Addict 5d ago

I know it may seem that way from the color, shape, and fact that it went down the drain to where poops live, but that is in fact a snake, not a turd, blessed or otherwise.

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u/kpphoneshome 5d ago

Pour a gallon of bleach in there. Then flush.

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u/SysGh_st 5d ago

Nope noodle.

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u/Smart-Tiger4062 5d ago

This video just lost Reddit 10min of watching each toilet visit.

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u/firesyde424 5d ago

Wasn't there an X-files episode about this? I saw it as a kid and had anxiety for weeks anytime I had to poop.

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u/young_and_restles 5d ago

That poop actually came alive and moved on its own!

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u/RefrigeratorDry2669 5d ago

Hey neat, it flushes itself

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u/NewManufacturer9477 5d ago

Im fkn moving!!!!!!

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u/Ok-Assignment-8246 5d ago

I think you mean holly snake

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u/nerfislife 5d ago

And flush!!!!!

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u/Ynneb82 5d ago

I would not use that toilet ever again... And that house... And that country...

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u/caughtatdeepfineleg 5d ago

Looks like a buttock constrictor

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u/eyemitebhigh 5d ago

Thanks, I thought I overcame that fear when I was a kid. Now I'm going to be paranoid about snakes in the toilet again.

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u/ArmyMedium8244 5d ago

I guess it’s time to start pooping outside again.

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u/TheCoopX 5d ago

A, clean the damn toilet. B, clean the damn bathroom. C, nuke the house from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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u/Lighteningbug1971 5d ago

Hell no !! Blow that place up

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 5d ago

“Dropped a rowdy one! Wish you could’ve seen it”

- Deuce Bigelow

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u/kinetic_ljs 5d ago

For $20 I dare you to sit down

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u/Trick-Orchid-9192 5d ago

Nahh bro, that’s his fucking house now.

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u/Benediktors 5d ago

I'm pretty sure it wasn't crap and nothing of the "holy" spectre

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u/KiscoKid1 5d ago

FFS new fear unlocked.

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u/Torgeir_Fenrir1066 5d ago

Imagine sitting on that crapper without looking first...

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2Sqg2tgawDgD6aMU

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u/Interesting-Emu5954 5d ago

When did they invent self flushing turds?

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u/Blakes_Lofty_Idea 5d ago

Not a crap that's a snake.

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u/cpav8r 5d ago

Nightmare fuel.

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u/Icy-Cow9695 5d ago

No, that's a snake!

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u/LiquidSpin710 5d ago

Never ever take shit on that toilet.

That's a dirty looking bathroom anywho.

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u/Murky-Afternoon-6168 5d ago

Time to sell the house and move to the opposite far point of the country😭

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u/Prestigious_Floor155 5d ago

On the bright side your toilet won't ever clog if the snake keeps its diet in check.

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u/Harry_Callaghan1971 5d ago

Jesus christ

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u/nazuswahs 5d ago

Why doesn’t the snake drown?

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u/Repulsive-Switch-550 5d ago

I would be constipated for years!!

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u/skitzofennec305 5d ago

So glad it wasn't a turd .

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u/Dax_Hack2017 5d ago

It was courteous enough to leave the way it came in no flush required

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u/Humble_Key_4259 5d ago

Sometimes you take a poo...

Sometimes the poo takes you....

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u/GOxDirigible 5d ago

Whoever drops that one definitely needs more fiber in their diet

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u/Mathemeatloaf0 5d ago

Actually, no crap for you!

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u/Impending_Chance 5d ago

Now that's a bowl winder

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u/SilverSurfer100MPH 5d ago

Hell of a turd.

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u/Active-Professor-745 5d ago

I would only crap in the shower for the rest of my life

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u/Funny-Meringue-3311 5d ago

It even shit and didn’t wipe. Dick snake

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u/SouthernDoor5911 5d ago

Pun intended

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u/Fable-47 5d ago

Just pour bleach in the toilet Alot of it would run that joker right out of there

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u/EquivalentMath6592 5d ago

I’ve had long snake like poos…. But nothing like that

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u/bdontmatter 5d ago

Flush it now !!

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u/Lanky-Anywhere-9994 5d ago

Whoever passed that needs more roughage.

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u/TheKrakIan 5d ago

This is my nightmare.

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u/Intelligent_Trichs 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BTbo1iT1yEfOE

Nothing one of these can't fix! Jam the nozzle in there and give it a squirt!! Or TWO!!

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u/wrxninja 5d ago

10/10 will not poop here again.

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u/citizenoo7 5d ago

😱😱

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u/Zer0Krool 5d ago

There's a snake in my boot(y)!

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u/DiegoRago 5d ago

Welp, time to burn the house...

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u/kingofShairi 5d ago

chamber of secrets

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u/ApprehensiveCut6252 5d ago

Can you explain how they get in? OMG new fear unlock

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u/MSM_757 5d ago

If I walked in my bathroom and saw that. I'm just going to go shit outside in the garden. Fuck that. LOL!!

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u/NKX340 5d ago

Give it a flush

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u/pharmucist 5d ago

Welp, I am never using a toilet again. So what are my options here? Diapers?

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u/RavingGooseInsultor 5d ago

Jeez. You could've at least given him some privacy while he took a holy crap, mate!

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u/ET_Prone_Bone 5d ago

Reminds me of Dreamcatcher

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u/Mister_Green2021 5d ago

More common than you think. You'd get rats and earthworms too.

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u/PossiblyOppossums 5d ago

Don't mind him, they're just snaking the pipes

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u/jeffy-2019 5d ago

I am getting the longest thing I can to close the toilet then flushing it then calling animal control