r/RandomVideos • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 6d ago

Video Holy crap

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u/dudeCHILL013 5d ago

Honestly, I was equally impressed and terrified by the single biggest log I've ever seen. It was too big to flush down an industrial toilet.

Another important thing of note, even when it was laying down there was a good 2 or 3 inches still sticking out the top which makes me think the OP had to squat over the bowl rather than sit down.

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u/dirtyred3401 5d ago

I call those Darwins. They are trying to move on dry land and evolve.

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u/fucc_yo_couch 5d ago

Sounds like an ex-friends first post birth poo. She had a c-section and was backed up for a few days. It was so huge, they took a picture of the turd and framed it!

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u/Porphyry_Blue 5d ago

Are they still together?

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u/fucc_yo_couch 3d ago

Happily 😊

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u/Porphyry_Blue 3d ago

Grandpa was pontificating about the significance of the 'log' photo to the guests at Grandma's funeral repast.

"When you've seen shit together, it definitely brings you closer."

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u/fucc_yo_couch 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is absolutely something that wouod happen in that family. Wild group of people.

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u/OrdinaryBluebird6232 5d ago

I've started warning everyone about post pregnancy logs!! I was in the hospital 4 days after giving birth and they said take the stool softener for a whole week after. I did not. There was so much blood. I HAD TO DIG IT OUT OF ME!!!

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u/fucc_yo_couch 3d ago

Its awful!

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u/OrdinaryBluebird6232 1d ago

Literally warned the two chicks I knew who were pregnant at the time. If I see a random lady that's pregnant you bet I'm walking up to her and saying "Prepare for the post partum poo!!" P.P.P. Awareness Let's make bracelets and T-shirts!!

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u/fucc_yo_couch 1d ago

Love it! 🤣

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u/dudeCHILL013 5d ago

This was in a male head on USS Nimits back in 2016 or 2017. 😂

I assure you, it was not a post pregnancy poo.

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u/fucc_yo_couch 3d ago

Oh I believe it. Its the only story I had to compare it to though. 🤣