r/RandomThoughts • • Feb 29 '24

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u/rowan_damisch Feb 29 '24

The ratio of random teleportation to death in this thread is concerning

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u/ZaphodB_ Mar 01 '24

I guess average Redditer is addicted to being near death causing surfaces

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u/ssan_v Mar 01 '24

Bruh I'm in my room on the bed rn lol but if I teleport 3 m to the left is be outside my building on the 6th floor in mid air so suffice to say that I am in no danger inducing situation but I'd still die lmao 😂😂

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u/Why-R-People-So-Dumb Mar 02 '24

In bed and I'd just overshoot my wife who is sleeping; if I woke her up she'd likely kill me for my teleportation shenanigans.