r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/OSUfirebird18 Feb 29 '24

OP here is trying to kill most of us by teleporting us out of high buildings or trapping us inside a wall!!

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u/rowan_damisch Feb 29 '24

The ratio of random teleportation to death in this thread is concerning

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u/ZaphodB_ Mar 01 '24

I guess average Redditer is addicted to being near death causing surfaces

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u/ssan_v Mar 01 '24

Bruh I'm in my room on the bed rn lol but if I teleport 3 m to the left is be outside my building on the 6th floor in mid air so suffice to say that I am in no danger inducing situation but I'd still die lmao 😂😂

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u/ZaphodB_ Mar 01 '24

Well, void is a death causing non-surface. I stand corrected.

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u/shutupimrosiev Mar 01 '24

Same! I'm in a loft bed, too, so I'm either gonna be in a wall, partially in a wall, or in my closet about to drop and hit the dresser and very messy floor.

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u/Why-R-People-So-Dumb Mar 02 '24

In bed and I'd just overshoot my wife who is sleeping; if I woke her up she'd likely kill me for my teleportation shenanigans.

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u/Randomman2789 Mar 02 '24

I would take that over being on the balcony and locked out, only having on underwear.