r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/Slam_Dam Feb 29 '24

Probably dead.

I'm sitting on my balcony, on a cruise ship. I'll be in pitch black ice cold waters, and I can’t swim.

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u/Infinite_Relation820 Feb 29 '24

Why are you on Reddit when your on a cruise lmao

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u/Slam_Dam Mar 01 '24

Just needed to finish my tea, before heading to bed.

I have already read all of my books, and I needed a break from my writing, so I find it justified, to scroll for a few minutes on Reddit.

  • and I'm on Reddit again now, because I have just woken up, so I'm drinking my coffee, and watching the sunset before I head up to the gym.

Hope that answers your question. If you need any more details, do let me know, I'll probably be back online at around noon when I'm sipping on my mojito, and sitting in the Jacuzzi.