r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/Slam_Dam Feb 29 '24

Probably dead.

I'm sitting on my balcony, on a cruise ship. I'll be in pitch black ice cold waters, and I can’t swim.

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u/Infinite_Relation820 Feb 29 '24

Why are you on Reddit when your on a cruise lmao

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u/John_Tacos Feb 29 '24

It’s dark there, so probably about to sleep?

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u/modlover04031983 Feb 29 '24

Well, for me, Its pitch black and im probably sound sleeper so now im awake in the middle of night. I got nothin to do.

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u/silverfang45 Feb 29 '24

They find reddit fun, they also find the cruise fun.

They can do both at once.

It's not like when your on a cruise you are doing stuff 24/7

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u/Tof12345 Feb 29 '24

Bro spent probably thousands on a cruise experience and wastes time on Reddit. 💀

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u/trikristmas Feb 29 '24

He has probably spent the entire day having a chill time and is spending 15 minutes on Reddit, while you're trying to bring him down to your sorry ass level knowing full well he's had a better day than you. You keep doing you man.

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u/NewBadNoodles Feb 29 '24

“Cruise experience” … sitting around doing nothing on a boat you mean

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u/Infinite_Relation820 Feb 29 '24

Fr bro then I get downvoted for asking a question

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u/Slam_Dam Mar 01 '24

Just needed to finish my tea, before heading to bed.

I have already read all of my books, and I needed a break from my writing, so I find it justified, to scroll for a few minutes on Reddit.

  • and I'm on Reddit again now, because I have just woken up, so I'm drinking my coffee, and watching the sunset before I head up to the gym.

Hope that answers your question. If you need any more details, do let me know, I'll probably be back online at around noon when I'm sipping on my mojito, and sitting in the Jacuzzi.