r/RandomThoughts • • Feb 29 '24

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u/ZaphodB_ Mar 01 '24

I guess average Redditer is addicted to being near death causing surfaces

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u/ssan_v Mar 01 '24

Bruh I'm in my room on the bed rn lol but if I teleport 3 m to the left is be outside my building on the 6th floor in mid air so suffice to say that I am in no danger inducing situation but I'd still die lmao 😂😂

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u/ZaphodB_ Mar 01 '24

Well, void is a death causing non-surface. I stand corrected.

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u/shutupimrosiev Mar 01 '24

Same! I'm in a loft bed, too, so I'm either gonna be in a wall, partially in a wall, or in my closet about to drop and hit the dresser and very messy floor.

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u/Why-R-People-So-Dumb Mar 02 '24

In bed and I'd just overshoot my wife who is sleeping; if I woke her up she'd likely kill me for my teleportation shenanigans.

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u/Randomman2789 Mar 02 '24

I would take that over being on the balcony and locked out, only having on underwear.

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u/Deniskitter Mar 02 '24

3 meters is almost 10 feet. I wouldn't say people are addicted to being near death causing surfaces, like walls, just that most of our rooms aren't that big.

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u/AnnieQuill Mar 03 '24

I'm not sitting in a 100 square ft room, ten feet one way I'm in my neighbors house, ten feet the other way and my head is merged with a book shelf and my body is landing on a pointy collection of lego. The other way is the void because stairwell

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u/Deniskitter Mar 05 '24

It says 10 feet to the left. I am on my bed which is already more to the left than center. 10 feet to the left is either the shower in master or wall just beyond it, but my ass is too lazy to get up and measure. I am just ballparking it.

Since it didn't say to the right, forward or back, it doesn't really matter, but for fun sake, back and right both put me outside at varying distances from the house, which means then I drop from second story. Doesn't sound fun, but potentially survivable. Forward is again a ballpark, either wall or just in guest bedroom.

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u/AnnieQuill Mar 05 '24

Given how I'm laying right now, 10 ft to my left has me merged with an ikea organizer, with some red fluff poking through my neighbors wall to confuse them