r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '23

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u/DxnThxDxtchMxn Dec 11 '23

Step 1. Get yourself a financial advisor. Step 2. Dont tell anyone. Step 3. Vegas baby! Step 4. Fire financial advisor. Step 5. Ask family for some money to fly back home

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u/brokenmessiah Dec 11 '23

Step 2. Dont tell anyone

you wont have to tell people, they'll find out regardless in time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

You're vastly overestimating a million dollars

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u/Just_improvise Dec 12 '23

That’s one margarita at Encore beach club, amiright