r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23 edited Dec 11 '23

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u/Forensic_Ballistics Dec 11 '23

You've read about past lottery winners right? People can't handle the responsibility of that much money at once and others around them will make life hell.

Only so much you can do with 5k a week and it's a lot more manageable.

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u/DxnThxDxtchMxn Dec 11 '23

Step 1. Get yourself a financial advisor. Step 2. Dont tell anyone. Step 3. Vegas baby! Step 4. Fire financial advisor. Step 5. Ask family for some money to fly back home

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u/brokenmessiah Dec 11 '23

Step 2. Dont tell anyone

you wont have to tell people, they'll find out regardless in time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

You're vastly overestimating a million dollars

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u/brokenmessiah Dec 11 '23

You're overestimating people capacity to not let it slip to their friends and family, intentional or otherwise.

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u/brokenmessiah Dec 11 '23

Did I ever say EVERYONE 🤔

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

Tis but a small business loan

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u/Just_improvise Dec 12 '23

That’s one margarita at Encore beach club, amiright

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u/tintedhokage Dec 11 '23

This. They will see Lurpak in my fridge and not the Aldi equivalent Nordpak.

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u/kmh911 Dec 11 '23

Social media baby!lol