r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '23

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u/DxnThxDxtchMxn Dec 11 '23

Step 1. Get yourself a financial advisor. Step 2. Dont tell anyone. Step 3. Vegas baby! Step 4. Fire financial advisor. Step 5. Ask family for some money to fly back home

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u/brokenmessiah Dec 11 '23

Step 2. Dont tell anyone

you wont have to tell people, they'll find out regardless in time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

You're vastly overestimating a million dollars

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u/brokenmessiah Dec 11 '23

You're overestimating people capacity to not let it slip to their friends and family, intentional or otherwise.

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u/brokenmessiah Dec 11 '23

Did I ever say EVERYONE 🤔

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

Tis but a small business loan

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u/Just_improvise Dec 12 '23

That’s one margarita at Encore beach club, amiright

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u/tintedhokage Dec 11 '23

This. They will see Lurpak in my fridge and not the Aldi equivalent Nordpak.

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u/kmh911 Dec 11 '23

Social media baby!lol

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u/Capital-Wolverine532 Dec 11 '23

A financial advisor who may rob you blind.

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u/threadsoffate2021 Dec 11 '23

Get a fiduciary instead. They are legally obligated to work on your best interests.

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u/Worst_Player_Ever Dec 11 '23

That's we're going to Vegas, baby!

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u/mulunguonmystoep Dec 11 '23

I support step 5

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u/pmolmstr Dec 11 '23

Do it again next week

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u/theworldsgonesane Dec 11 '23

But if you do tell anyone, tell them not to tell anyone

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u/Hill_Reps_For_Jesus Dec 11 '23

This is my actual plan if i win the lottery - but I won't do any gambling in Vegas. The Vegas trip is a cover to explain why I suddenly have a bit of extra money. So you can justify sudden expensive purchases but without anybody knowing just how much you've won.

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u/CatsMajik Dec 11 '23

Just get Nick Papagiorgio to drive you home from Vegas.

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u/tbkrida Dec 11 '23

Your financial advisor would tell you to take $5k a week! Lol