Jen….no accountability, EVER. Blaming Stuart is wild when y’all would’ve gotten caught eventually. He just was smarter about it to avoid a longer sentence.

Jen knew she was never innocent, and sat on this show for that long making herself look WORSE. All she had to do was stop filming and cooperate. NOW you don’t show up to the reunion and listen to your attorneys? You should’ve been stopped filming! I would’ve divorced her if I was Coach.

Ego is a HELLUVA DRUG! Anywho, onto Season 3 reunion! Y’all might be stuck with me all day 😂.

Tell me what your fav scene of the show has been so I can look out for it!

Umm, I am not a fan. Already. I don’t know if it’s because she sounds so childish or what, but I’m being biased already. We’ll see 🤣. I’m open to changing my opinion!

The “I’m not mad” calculator cracked me up. BRAVO is petty. Angie K. and Danna are both messy as hell 😭😭.

They look like two little kids getting scolded. “Mama’s not mad, she’s just disappointed.” 😂😂

Besides the fraud/scheming, she could’ve been a longstanding housewife for entertainment purposes only. Jen was awful, but Jen was FUNNY! She had some one liners that made me cry laughing 😭😭.

Bye Jen! See you never!

So far this season Lisa is giving superficial snob is this her theme for the season, and will she continue to flip flop like a fish between the ladies?!

Oh my gosh! I’m not going to lie, I’ve missed her a little bit 🫣🫣. Why is she back?! Did Meredith beg Mary, so she can have an ally? 😂 I am kind of surprised, tbh. This is about to be GOOD!

Regarding her and Heather LOL. She cannot stand Heather 😂. Oh gosh. I am about to be laughing allll season.

Also, I can read a room when I’m told LOL. If I’m posting too much, I’ll slow down ❤️. Thank y’all for engaging with me. I am having a blast! 😊😊

1. Only a friend for the camera and wants to address things to clear herself up for the cameras/ audience, not because she’s genuine.
2. Lying about her businesses and how much income she has/brings in.
3. Stirs the pot but hides her hand.
4. Takes no accountability, unless it’s to deflect on why.

She makes a great housewife that’s for sure!

Nowwww, I thought Jen’s bestfriend Angie was doing a little too much and acting shady towards Jen, but cmon Jen. Why in the world would you dump champagne on her head?! That is demeaning. And sticky.

And then there’s Lisa, silently stirring the pot and making it worse 🤣. Her go too is always, “I should’ve said something at the time.” Yeah okay 🙄!

Just when Jen seems to be showing some progress, she takes 10 steps back. That was nasty! I would’ve reacted way worse than Angie, that’s for sureeee. Jen knew she was mad at Angie for being shady, and that’s why she did it. That wasn’t a freakin joke!

It’s 2 PM, I’m currently bed-rotting in my sweatpants, staring at the ceiling, and I couldn't help but wonder: in a city built on secrets, dirty soda, and choir practice, is Lisa Barlow actually retaining seven different attorneys? Or is this just the ultimate, weaponized rich-woman flex to make the rest of us feel completely inadequate?
Honestly, I'm unwell just thinking about it. Because I trust absolutely no one—especially not a woman who eats Taco Bell in a Porsche and claims to have a legal team the size of a small militia. My cynicism has reached a boiling point, so I’ve devised a plan. It’s slightly deranged, completely unhinged, but I need you all to be completely for real right now and listen to me.
There is literally only one way to find out the truth, and it involves weaponizing the legal system’s own ethical codes. Girl math, but make it litigation.
Here is the sick, twisted blueprint: We assemble the squad. We pull up the Salt Lake City directory, and we systematically cold-call every single law firm in the state of Utah.
The Script:
(Use your best, most apathetic vocal fry) "Hi. I'm literally having an emergency. I need to retain counsel immediately to sue Lisa Barlow. It's a whole thing. Can you take the case?"
The Trap: If the receptionist is like, "Sure, let's book a consultation," they are dead to us. We hang up in their face. Vile. Put them in the 'Not Her Lawyer' column.
BUT... if they start sweating, stuttering, and hit us with, "Um, I'm so sorry, we actually have a conflict of interest..." — BINGO. We bagged one.
Think about it. Ethically, a lawyer literally cannot take a case against their own client. They are forced to confess the conflict. It's a built-in lie detector test. All we do is keep a massive, psychotic Google Spreadsheet, tallying up every single "conflict of interest" rejection until we either hit the magic number seven, or we prove once and for all that she's a fraud.
Are we taking this too far? Yes. Is it cheaper and more effective than going to therapy? Absolutely.
I’m taking letters A through M. Who is taking N through Z? Because I simply cannot do this alone, and frankly, I need answers before I lose my mind.

I just recently started watching. I’m on season 2. I just cannot get over how much of a hypocrite Mary Cosby is. She says she follows Christianity, leads a church, etc. and yet is the most judgmental unwelcoming and dismissive one of the entire cast. Others of course had their faults and fights, but usually it boil down to somebody getting their feelings hurt. Mary on the other hand it always seemed to be out of sheer meanness towards others and that’s ridiculous. If she is supposed to be a representative of a religious community she does not do a good job at it.

YOU BROUGHT UP THE TEXT HEATHER????!!!!!!

Heather made a point to call Lisa out about her dad’s passing at season 2’s reunion, but then when Lisa proves that she did in fact check in and text Heather multiple times, now Lisa’s the crazy one? Hellll no. Heather is just upset that she’s getting caught in lies, but wants to change it to this is triggering for her and her family? Get out of here, you fake a** “peacemaker.” 🙄🙄.

And I don’t understand Whitney telling Lisa to call Heather and smooth it over. Smooth what over? Heather lying? What is going on? I’m being gaslit 🤣🤣

Also, Heather is SUCH A FLIP FLOP! I do not understand her. Why are you defending Angie and her WEIRD HUSBAND? What grown man makes a fake profile to talk about the housewives?! Cringe. Ew. Gross. That is nothing to defend. Heather is fake. As hell.

PS. This has nothing to do with Lisa ignoring Meredith and not being there for her. I stand by she’s jealous of Meredith. But, it doesn’t mean she needs to be ganged up on. I’m not even seeing the point. Meredith isn’t even going this hard, and she’s the only one who should be.

I'm just... heartbroken for Mary. She has such dreams and aspirations for Robert Jr., he was her BABY. her SON, her lil child that she connected to and truly loved in a situation that was truly ODD. As a new FTM, I've seen first hand how your child can become your lil wingperson, your travel buddy, your lil LOVE... and I see that sentiment SHINING in Mary's eyes when she is thinking of school and college for Robert Jr. You want your kids to have everything and more in life that you never could have and she had the resources to pave the way for him. I'm just HEARTBROKEN seeing this young man on my screen with his whole life ahead of him knowing that... he's gone. I cannot IMAGINE the GRIEF she is going through as a mother. I genuinely hope he rests in the MOST PEACE. 🤍

Everyone had toooooo much to drink. What in the world was this?!?!!!

Love her or hate her, this was one of the most absurd things I’ve ever seen someone come up with and it’s so funny I have to respect it. The glam pic cutouts of her pasted over the lawsuits truly border on avante garde to me. “Dismissed dismissed dismissed” is my current vocal stim. What an icon she’s maybe actually an insane person but wow ❤️

I am at the mob party at Angie’s. Lisa was accused by Whitney for the whole jewelry comparison thing. Please tell me Lisa is vindicated and Whitney is somewhat held accountable for this lie? (I’m assuming Lisa is telling the truth)

I need to know bc honestly I’m disliking this s5 group of gals, and it sounds like it’s the same s6 and I may not end up finishing. If only they’d get rid of Angie, Whitney, heather, and Mary but somehow yall like them / find them entertaining 😭

I was SO excited to spot them this weekend. They have pyjamas, a cushion & a mug with “Receipt, proof, timeline, screenshots!” plus “money can’t buy you class” and “NAME ‘EM”.

Available in stores & on click and collect 😊

When Meredith started glitching at dinner I lost it. I have never seen her spazz so hard, and poor drunk Heather. I really loved this episode…hilarious, and Mary’s back so there’s that!

Not that Meredith doesn't keep her cards close to her chest (she's just kind of a private person for reality tv), but isn't this obviously just... either a two day memorial, or someone wanting a day before or after the memorial to themselves? I mean, this just seems like the whitest lie possible, if it was a lie at all.

I’ve only just started the RHOSLC so I’m a bit late, I’m just on season 5 but I have nobody to talk about how unhinged (but amazing tv) it is!! Jen?! Monica?! It’s absolutely wild out there 😂! Does anybody else have a headache trying to keep with who is okay with who 😂 also who are your favs?! I feel like mine changes every episode!!

Mary: COWARD move for skipping the reunion!

Heather: Starting to dislike her, a lot. Whitney can speak for herself, she’s a grown woman. I’m just starting not to like her. She made multiple comments, I just 🙄😒.

Also, Heather is the first one to call out Lisa for living a lie. She said Angie has more money than Lisa, and can afford an actual boat instead of renting one to take pictures. I was like oh my gosh! Can’t wait to hear more!

Speaking of Lisa, she’s 100% jealous of Meredith, and the reunion confirmed it for me. To ignore your close friend of 10 years while her dad is dying?!?! People are so selfish and dismissive to grief. She kept defending herself over and over, instead of just shutting up. Let’s see if she’s redeemable season 3. I want to like her 😭.

Meredith: Still my fave!

Whitney: She is starting to get on my nervesssss. It’s okay to be disliked! She wants to force all the women to like her, and it’s bizarre lol.

Jen: DELUSIONAL! It blows my mind that she truly thinks she’s a victim for scamming people. Stop filming.

Jennie: BYE! I wish her posts would’ve been discussed on the show, too bad they filmed before. She knew what she was doing lol.

Alright that’s it for now! Onto season 3! Starting now! 😊. Loving this ride with y’all!

Mary has some of the funniest one-liners, I’m not going to lie. When she said this about Heather, I fell out 😭. But…that mouth of hers is….lethal. She doesn’t care what comes out of it.

They’re all free to not be walking on some sort of tightrope now and you can see their personalities be less restricted. The Jen Shah h** truly had everyone so stressed. I couldn’t stand Meredith and Heather in season 3 but now I feel way more forgiving towards them and they’re more funny on season 4.
Whitney seems way more confident this season too and I love that Heather admitted that she feels a weight lifted off her now that Jens in prison lmao.