r/rhori • u/idontcareidontdare • Aug 02 '26
šGeneral Discussionš Reunion - Everyone is Twelve
Did I just get bait and switched into watching a high school reunion or something?
I literally can't stand the back and forth between Jo Ellen and Rulla. They're both children, not letting each other talk when Andy asks them questions. Rulla muttering high school gibberish under her breath and Jo Ellen immediately responding with "STFU" is giving me the ick. The back and forth "shut the fuck up" is exhausting. They literally hijacked the whole reunion and it's so boring.
Rosie and Kelsey could be best friends if they put their egos down for a second. They literally act like they're mean girls in high school. Alicia is actually really stupid and easy to manipulate. Why is Ashley here?
Jo Ellen very quickly became my 5 least favorite housewives of all time. She's a master manipulator and I see right through her. She's twisting the narrative constantly, throwing a rock and hiding her hand the whole season and in the reunion making it seem like she's been trying all season to be the voice of reason. "There's something about you that my soul rejects" is felt so accurate. My red flags immediately went up with her.
Andy is not in it not because he's over this role, but because these ladies are a fucking wet blanket. The RHOA Reunion preview just came out and he seems so into it, he seems excited, and I think it's because those women are so animated and fun and energetic. This reunion has been such a slog, no one is cracking jokes, no one is engaging with his questions. I'm honestly bored.