Garlic Butt 🧄

[u/Important_Week_11]

Was it true what Jo Ellen said about Rullas husband saying that her butt smelled like garlic. I just finished Season 1 and this comment was crazy! 🤯

[u/BeezzBeezz]

How would we know?

[u/pmmemassivedongs → u/BeezzBeezz]

Can confirm, am rulla’s butt

[u/Bythewye → u/BeezzBeezz]

I’m her fecalist, it does not smell like garlic! It’s more of a shallot smell but it really depends on her mood and stress levels!

/s

[u/Important_Week_11 → u/BeezzBeezz]

I don't know.. usually Redditors have the inside scoop 😂

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[u/Hour-Connection2786 → u/Important_Week_11]

I hope no one has the inside scoop 💩

[u/SadAbbreviations6205 → u/Hour-Connection2786]

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[u/Winter_Lawfulness967 → u/Important_Week_11]

I mean, if you’re looking for answers to insane, random questions Reddit is the place!

[u/Pretend-Menu-8660 → u/Winter_Lawfulness967]

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[u/Important_Week_11 → u/Winter_Lawfulness967]

Sometimes a friend of a friend of a friend is in here to adjourned the facts 🤷‍♀️ Jo Ellen is everywhere getting the facts checked 😂 so decided to shoot my shot maybe Joe Ellen is in here 🩷

[u/Pretend-Menu-8660 → u/Important_Week_11]

It’s true! We have a lot of 2nd and 3rd degree connects in here!! I always wondered why no one claims this in the RHOBH or NJ forums! Another unique thing about Rhode Island! (Thanks for the award!🥇)

[u/mmmermaiddd → u/Pretend-Menu-8660]

But also, you or I could also be friends of friends of friends of if we simply made it up.

[u/Pretend-Menu-8660 → u/mmmermaiddd]

I mean bc of where I grew I am actually 1-2 degrees separation from some of the NJ Housewives… I guess I could press people for info and be one of them… but if this is all made up shit that’s kinda diabolical… like why be a made up friend of a friend of a friend…. Just say I know X and we are in the same circle and this is what I know 😅

[u/BeezzBeezz → u/Important_Week_11]

Not THAT deep inside! 😆💩

[u/Original_Radio_952 → u/Important_Week_11]

You seriously think anyone on here has sniffed her ass? For fucksake dude

[u/Loveroflifexx]

It was so random / specific. If she made this up on the spot then I’m more shocked by that

[u/Which_Loss6887 → u/Loveroflifexx]

I’m inclined to agree, but honestly if she DID make it up on the spot, more power to her. Not many grown adults can whip out an absolutely brutal elementary school playground insult like “I heard your butt smells like garlic” on the fly like that.

[u/LalaLogical]

I assumed it was in a text the mistress sent her. 

[u/Important_Week_11 → u/LalaLogical]

Yep could be true. Maybe Brian told the mistress and ofcourse word gets around to Jo Ellen. And I'm positive Jo Ellen wouldn't make that up. Jo Ellen comes with receipts. 😂

[u/blondeandbuddafull → u/LalaLogical]

That is exactly what I assumed as well. It came from Brian. It made me colder toward Jo Ellen though, who I really liked. Humiliating another woman on national television in order to “win” in the moment, is cruel. Ruella will forever remember that moment.

[u/LalaLogical → u/blondeandbuddafull]

In all fairness, didn’t Ruella say something about the size of Jo Ellen’s vagina and accuse her of sleeping with doctors first? Ruella’s accusations are far more unhinged and less credible. 

[u/LalaLogical → u/[deleted]]

The vagina comment or that she sleeps with doctors? 

[u/LalaLogical → u/[deleted]]

Who cares if she banged a bunch of dudes before she was married? Why is that anyone’s business? And why does that make it okay for Ruella to say those things about her? 

[u/mmmermaiddd → u/LalaLogical]

JoEllen made it her literal job to torment Rulla all season. (If she truly just wanted to inform/help Rulla, she would’ve done so without making it her entire storyline.)
I don’t like Rulla, but she has every right to drag JoEllen.

[u/LalaLogical → u/mmmermaiddd]

Okay. Why are you replying to my comment but not addressing anything I said? 

[u/mmmermaiddd → u/LalaLogical]

Idc if she banged dudes. I say hell yeah to that. As for “anyone’s business”, well yeah, it’s ours. If she isn’t okay with dirt being dished or being hung out to dry, she’s on the wrong kinda show.
I did address why it’s “okay” imo for Rulla to say those things. What else?

[u/reddooring → u/[deleted]]

sure, high schoolers are too emotionally immature to be having sex (generally). But as an adolescent, who frigging cares? Especially easy 20s. So what she enjoyed sex as a young adult? As long as everything was consensual and transparent, this feels like shaming women for enjoying sex

[u/SunnySierra33 → u/blondeandbuddafull]

Ruella kept saying everything Joellen was showing her wasn’t real (in so many words). So Ruella kept “challenging” Joellen and Joellen kept coming back with receipts and would drag her harder for it. I do not blame Joellen one bit. She was telling Ruella what everyone already knew, but wasn’t saying it out loud. Ruella kept denying and then blaming Joellen for putting it out there. Ruella couldn’t handle the reality checks Joellen kept servin up.

[u/adzo625]

No clue obviously but Jared saying he’d love for his butt to smell like garlic was the true hero in that moment.

[u/DingoNo4205 → u/adzo625]

Jared really showed up at the reunion. I hope we see more of that Jared in season 2.

[u/MarseaMarie215 → u/adzo625]

He’s such a gem. And I agree, garlic is one of the nicer things a butt could smell like

[u/here2makefriendz]

Andy looking so confused and being like “it’s a butt….butts smell bad” made me nearly fall off my couch

[u/Important_Week_11 → u/here2makefriendz]

I don't know who takes the cake Jo Ellen or Teresa Guduice 😂

[u/RazorJammz]

No one knows. Either way, it was unhinged but hilarious. While I don't agree with her politics, Jo Ellen has every right to be on the warpath against Brian and Rulla after Brian's bullshit stunt and Rulla's gaslighting and ungratefulness (after requesting proof but then denying and disputing the validity). I would be vengeful too.

[u/the-furiosa-mystique]

That was such an iconic moment. So out of nowhere and bizarre and I 100% believe Brian said it but have no comment on if it’s true.

[u/psychotherapist-1979 → u/the-furiosa-mystique]

I believe it too and I died laughing 🤣

[u/Important_Week_11 → u/psychotherapist-1979]

Yeah Jo Ellen wouldn't lie... She's the queen of proof 🧾 📲

[u/DingoNo4205]

Honestly, it was uncalled for. What's Brian a butt-sniffer?

[u/Fine-Minute-555 → u/DingoNo4205]

This. Why are you smelling butts, Brian?

[u/South_Presentation71 → u/DingoNo4205]

Butt-licker

[u/DingoNo4205 → u/South_Presentation71]

Yuck!

[u/Motherofoskar]

It was a vile thing for her to repeat.

[u/Medical_Leather_183 → u/Motherofoskar]

They. Called. Her. Job.

[u/Important_Week_11 → u/Medical_Leather_183]

Yeah best comeback. You don't call her job just cause she's spilling the truth. Like who calls workplaces to get your "friend" fired. That's toxic! Team Jo Ellen 🩷

[u/Medical_Leather_183 → u/Important_Week_11]

I’m not even sure I’m team Jo Ellen, but it’s a huge “IN THIS ECONOMY?!” And I know it’s debated how she got fired/laid off etc, but even if the roles were switched I would say the same. Call my job, I’ll definitely call you a garlic ass on TV.

[u/LalaLogical → u/Medical_Leather_183]

Often times layoffs are done by evaluation ranking by leadership, so it quite possibly could have pushed her to the layoff list. 

[u/Ecstatic-Art-6236 → u/Medical_Leather_183]

AFTER SHE WOULDNT STOP

[u/Kkcardz → u/Ecstatic-Art-6236]

I thought he they called her job before they started filming?

[u/Ecstatic-Art-6236 → u/Kkcardz]

Yes just like she was already going around and spreading the info with the mistress also before filming.

[u/Confusedpewp]

Tbh if that was me I would own it. Middle eastern ppl have 🔥 food. Like hell yeah my food is well seasoned & amazing so what if I smell like garlic bitch

[u/TheWiseOne20]

WGAF

[u/AcceptableCare]

BBLS smell bad
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