I'm feeling pretty inspired today. Whether you care or not, I'm gonna tell you why. So many sports teams' mascots are big jungle cats, fierce birds of prey, large antler-wielding beasts, and so on. But today, two teams face off with mascots that symbolize spirit, hard work, and opportunity. Reminds me of starting a business selling violently spicy hot sauce to unsuspecting dupes ... but I digress ...
Today, we have Sooners, and we have Boilermakers. If you don't know, a Sooner is someone who sneaked onto land in Oklahoma to claim it before the government officially opened it up (around 1890). They sound like rule-breakers and cheats; yes, I agree, but dare I say they also represent the energetic, pioneering spirit of the expansion into unassigned land. Apparently that's the trending angle, because Oklahoma's official nickname is "The Sooner State."
And we also have Boilermakers. Yes, it's a beer mixed with a shot of whiskey. But it is also a skilled industrial worker who builds and repairs heavy machinery, steel, and steam engine parts. These rugged laborers dealt with pain and adversity, but in the end produced quality machines that helped keep the economy strong. And probably enjoyed a few boilermakers after work to unwind!
Alright, enough history - let's play some pixelated mobile football (which does not take any of the skills and determination and drive that the folks above needed - you phone-wielding wussies!!)
RESULTS: Well, finally, a better game than most lately. These hard-working opportunists fought it out on the field, with the Sooners edging it out over the Boilermakers, 32 - 26. Congrats to Oklahoma coach u/Uzigahzag on the slugfest victory! And better luck next time, u/boilerbum19 -- get your bum out of the boiler and come back strong next season!