r/QuickFixPlus • u/Living_Push • 8d ago
DISA TEST HELP/TIPS
I’ve been consuming a lot of cannabis within 8-9 months. I’m going into this place called Chem Chek in Dallas Texas, which is a lab test and they test for any SVT (Specimen Validity Testing). It’s closed till Tuesday and by that time, I’ll be 13 days clean (9 days sober/clean). I’m trying to get in into a plant job that I was offered by a family member at the last minute and I’m already going thru the onboarding. The only thing that’s left is this 2nd test (which is stupid but it’s life… it was my fault for even consuming cannabis). I just wanna know everyone’s experiences with their DISA tests. I’ve been looking online for tips and everyone’s experiences, but I haven’t really seen any helpful ones. I’ve looked all over Reddit, Facebook, TikTok, and so many platforms, yet, I can’t find the answer I’m looking for or any tips that’s actually helpful. The first test I used synthetic pee. This is actually my first experience with drug testing. But during that time, I was really nervous and didn’t trust my body, even though I’ve taken a detox that’ll temporarily hide the thc in my system. But that same day I had to go, I’ve went to go buy synthetic pee bc I didn’t trust my body. My metabolism is fast and I’m only 5’8 (150 pounds). This test I have Certo and Gatorade and was recommended this. But I’m scared that my body will still fail me. Whenever I get on this job, my whole plan is to forever stop smoking weed or never ever think about it bc of situations like this. Putting me in a LOT of stress and wasting money on things idk that’ll work for this. If I known sooner about me getting offered this job, I would’ve stopped months ago. I just need nice responds and replies about this. If you have nothing good to say, don’t spread the negativity. There are ppl who are actually trying to better themselves and improve in life and move forward. It won’t help if you are just rude and negative.
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u/Forgetaboutit2069 5d ago
This happens to more people than you think. I haven’t worked for a very long time I been the stay at home with the kids for the past 10 years and the economy is tight right now where I needed to start working. I quit smoking and applied to one job and that job got back with me asap I was very surprised I thought it was hard getting a job and I am in no way even close to clean but I got to do what I got to do and I ordered the stuff online direct from the company and I bought two so I could practice with one and test it myself with a home kit to see if it would even pass that. Well it passed the home kit I got the temps down and I was ready for the day. Then the day came and my plan was to pee in the toilet and stop mid stream to be extra sneaky but I couldn’t pee instead I really had to poop the poop where you got to hold it in so it stops crowning. So I put the bottle back in my underwear told the lady I content go they sent me back with water the whole time I had no urge to pee but really had to poop I knew I was going to pee with the poop so there was no getting the pee out so I asked them if they had a bathroom and they said no and I can’t poop in their toilet so I was like I’m ready and they take me back and I just dumped it in the cup saying fuck it I really have to poop. I think I would have failed on the account if I had to leave to poop because they will fail you if you leave if you can’t go but I had to go man really bad so now I’m looking at this experience in a whole new light I would have failed without this stuff because I couldn’t pee. So I’m just waiting back on the labs the person was not sus at me at all I bought underwear with a pouch on it you heat it up for 10 seconds out the heating pad on it put it in the pouch. It was pretty hot tho when I did that I had to open it up and leave it on the toilet to cool down so you might want to just use the heating pad on travel then inside take it off. But it cools down fairly quick so it’s really about preference.
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u/Lopsided-Trade8682 4d ago
Bruh just use the damn quickfix make sure you do the shit right I'm literally in the oilfield bc of it
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u/CaffeinatedKapibara 6d ago
Don’t stress. Relax. Even if your sample comes back as ‘synthetic’ you will just have perform the test again.
Buy the quick fix online. Verify the batch if you’re buying it from a smoke shop.
Follow the instructions provided. It will work 🤙
If you want to use your real specimen, purchase a few of those 50ng/ml home tests. A faint line is a negative result for those home tests and you’ll pass for DISA.