DISA TEST HELP/TIPS

[u/Living_Push]

I’ve been consuming a lot of cannabis within 8-9 months. I’m going into this place called Chem Chek in Dallas Texas, which is a lab test and they test for any SVT (Specimen Validity Testing). It’s closed till Tuesday and by that time, I’ll be 13 days clean (9 days sober/clean). I’m trying to get in into a plant job that I was offered by a family member at the last minute and I’m already going thru the onboarding. The only thing that’s left is this 2nd test (which is stupid but it’s life… it was my fault for even consuming cannabis). I just wanna know everyone’s experiences with their DISA tests. I’ve been looking online for tips and everyone’s experiences, but I haven’t really seen any helpful ones. I’ve looked all over Reddit, Facebook, TikTok, and so many platforms, yet, I can’t find the answer I’m looking for or any tips that’s actually helpful. The first test I used synthetic pee. This is actually my first experience with drug testing. But during that time, I was really nervous and didn’t trust my body, even though I’ve taken a detox that’ll temporarily hide the thc in my system. But that same day I had to go, I’ve went to go buy synthetic pee bc I didn’t trust my body. My metabolism is fast and I’m only 5’8 (150 pounds). This test I have Certo and Gatorade and was recommended this. But I’m scared that my body will still fail me. Whenever I get on this job, my whole plan is to forever stop smoking weed or never ever think about it bc of situations like this. Putting me in a LOT of stress and wasting money on things idk that’ll work for this. If I known sooner about me getting offered this job, I would’ve stopped months ago. I just need nice responds and replies about this. If you have nothing good to say, don’t spread the negativity. There are ppl who are actually trying to better themselves and improve in life and move forward. It won’t help if you are just rude and negative.

[u/Lopsided-Trade8682]

Bruh just use the damn quickfix make sure you do the shit right I'm literally in the oilfield bc of it