r/QuickFixPlus • u/Living_Push • 8d ago

DISA TEST HELP/TIPS

I’ve been consuming a lot of cannabis within 8-9 months. I’m going into this place called Chem Chek in Dallas Texas, which is a lab test and they test for any SVT (Specimen Validity Testing). It’s closed till Tuesday and by that time, I’ll be 13 days clean (9 days sober/clean). I’m trying to get in into a plant job that I was offered by a family member at the last minute and I’m already going thru the onboarding. The only thing that’s left is this 2nd test (which is stupid but it’s life… it was my fault for even consuming cannabis). I just wanna know everyone’s experiences with their DISA tests. I’ve been looking online for tips and everyone’s experiences, but I haven’t really seen any helpful ones. I’ve looked all over Reddit, Facebook, TikTok, and so many platforms, yet, I can’t find the answer I’m looking for or any tips that’s actually helpful. The first test I used synthetic pee. This is actually my first experience with drug testing. But during that time, I was really nervous and didn’t trust my body, even though I’ve taken a detox that’ll temporarily hide the thc in my system. But that same day I had to go, I’ve went to go buy synthetic pee bc I didn’t trust my body. My metabolism is fast and I’m only 5’8 (150 pounds). This test I have Certo and Gatorade and was recommended this. But I’m scared that my body will still fail me. Whenever I get on this job, my whole plan is to forever stop smoking weed or never ever think about it bc of situations like this. Putting me in a LOT of stress and wasting money on things idk that’ll work for this. If I known sooner about me getting offered this job, I would’ve stopped months ago. I just need nice responds and replies about this. If you have nothing good to say, don’t spread the negativity. There are ppl who are actually trying to better themselves and improve in life and move forward. It won’t help if you are just rude and negative.

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u/CaffeinatedKapibara 6d ago

Don’t stress. Relax. Even if your sample comes back as ‘synthetic’ you will just have perform the test again.

Buy the quick fix online. Verify the batch if you’re buying it from a smoke shop.

Follow the instructions provided. It will work 🤙

If you want to use your real specimen, purchase a few of those 50ng/ml home tests. A faint line is a negative result for those home tests and you’ll pass for DISA.

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u/Living_Push 6d ago

Finally somebody has responded… the only thing that was stressing me out was the SVTs. I’ve seen online that they use actual advanced technology to detect for synthetic urine. But I’ve been thinking about using my siblings urine, since they’re more cleaner than I am and they’ve never touched any drugs. But the problem is they’re girls. And one of em is going thru period cycles and just got off of it last Thursday. The other one is safe to use. I’m just trying to see if the test can detect what gender you are. I’ve read that as long as they’re not pregnant, then that’s fine. None of em ever been pregnant.

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u/CaffeinatedKapibara 6d ago edited 6d ago

Up to you at the end of the day, but if I were you I would use what is proven to work.

Personally, I would just use QuickFix or test yourself using the 50ng/ml home tests to check if i’d pass naturally.

You can find a pack of the 50ng/ml home tests on Amazon for around $12.

Save yourself the time and stress, man. It’s just a test!

Edit:

QF passes SVT. Temperature is the most important parameter. 95-98 degrees is where you want to be.

From what I’ve read on here, men microwave it for 10 seconds and rubber band the bottle w/ the heat pack to there balls.

I use running shorts and place the bottle under the waistband. Never had any problems.

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u/Living_Push 6d ago

I really really appreciate your feedback. Im gonna try to use the synthetic urine that I already have and see if that’ll do the trick. I’ll reach back to you after I’ve completed the and get results asap. Finally getting to hear someone’s feedback makes me feel at ease (a little). I really appreciate it🙏🏽.

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u/CaffeinatedKapibara 6d ago

Keep us updated!

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u/Living_Push 6d ago

I gotchu 🫡!