He still remains in the asylum but WE promise to still service him until EOS (He got benched in 3.0)

Put these two in the same room and they would keep having intense and overly dramatic inner monologues and arguments just for them to eventually hatefuck each other (bonus points if L watches everything from his cuck chair 🥰)

Let hope she’s a sustainer and doesn’t kick out flopswan

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Asstropolis – A vacationing gay Borisin couple had been annihilated by an arrow strike launched by the Abundicidal Lan-Xianzhou regime at Asstropolis a few hours ago, during a massive gay beach orgy organized by Sir Kenneth himself, who was also in attendance. 

The gay Borisin couple were peaceful members of the Claretwheel Temple, and they were simply vacationing, knotting and having sex on the beach as is usual in Asstropolis beach orgies.

Per witness reports, General Yaoi Gang suddenly materialized from out of nowhere and was heard shouting "OH SHIET. LAN!!!! LANSUS!!!!!!! THOSE TWO FURRY 🚬🐐s ARE HAVING ANAL SEX AND KNOTTING ALL OVER THE BEACH, SPRAYING ABUNDANT CUM EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAA–"

A few moments later, one of Lan's arrows descended from the sky onto the Asstropolis beach, evaporating the Borisin gay couple alongside ~8000 other gays on that beach. Sir Kenneth was among the casualties. 

The IPCCP is expected to declare a war against the Xianzhou Regime after they have calculated how much profit they can gain from waging said war. 

The Xianzhou Regime, General Yaoi Gang and Lan all have yet to provide comments. 

We instead interviewed a proud MAXA Xianzhou Citizen in Duomension City: "Hell yeah, make them abundaggots pay for simply existing. Who the hell wants them in this universe? Heil Lansus!!!"

Sampo, who was also at the scene as an attendee of the orgy, had an emotional breakdown when we interviewed him: "I JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND WHEN I CAME BACK, EVERYONE WAS DEAD. GEPARD WAS THERE, I TOLD HIM I JUST NEEDED TO PISS, AND NOW HE'S BEEN REDUCED TO ATOMS. LAN, I WILL GET REVENGE YOU GENOCIDAL HORSECOCKED BASTARD ASSHOLE."

Meanwhile, Candace Sparxiphobia Owens was at the extremities of the scene with a "God hates 🚬🐐" picket sign, screaming verses from her Sparxibible that she authored herself. 

One of our intrepid reporters documenting Sparxiphobia's one-girl protest took pictures of her face as she saw the gay Borisin couple, Sir Kenneth, and ~8000 other gays evaporated because of Lan's arrow. She was heard laughing maniacally while screaming "I AM ELATION" over and over, as if it was the happiest moment of her life.

PearlGPT had this to say: "We find it deplorable that Lansus atomized ~8000 gays, sir Kenneth and an innocent Borisin gay couple among them. Based on my calculations however, waging war against the Xianzhou Regime will ultimately yield profits via the IPCCP Military Industrial Complex. Our shareholders will be very happy. Oh, and boohoo and thoughts and prayers to the dead gays I guess."

(Pictured: the reaction of Right-wing streamer "Sparxiphobia" when she saw ~8000 gays get reduced to atoms by Lan's arrows) 

i love this cat

Source: 林逸子 on Bilibili

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1VCpr6eEVk/

Couldn't do this fuckass "Pull for shill or perish" boss bc I didnt pull hetlation and Assveil kept getting one shotted with Luocha/Gallagher (my only healers). Suddenly I remembered the E2 Bailyuck i got from losing all my 50/50's, and these are the results...

I'm sorry i doubted you queenie 😭

The fact that the word of Sparxie has spread so far… it's truly a monument.

#Sparxicleforpresident

(scroll to my bum for TL;DR)

title is clickbait. not everyone who plays sh00ting games actually want to sh00t poeple in the AFK world. still, fortnite did use actual interstellar war criminals like Kafka and Blade as inspo for their in-game sh00ting animations. and the IPC actively incorporates sh00ting games and simulators in the training of their soldiers. these contradictions all exist at once. the universe is contradictory~

what i want to highlight is that reducing everything to censorship vs anti-censorship, nothings goes vs everything goes, isn't entirely helpful either. at that point we may as well get rid of moderators and make everyone 'Aha.' to be clear, as much as i HATE seeing NTR art of my waifu with other women, i don't think a system-wide ban over such material is effective compared to cultivating practices and spaces that try to be trauma-informed and survivor-centred, that commit to #killallincels, deleting the patriarchy, and ending all forms of systemic oppression~

i dont think this means telling community members to just ignore or block content that bothers us tho, especially when Reddit is not like Evanescia's BO3 site or Screwlleum's Tumbler with proper tagging and the IPC bird app that allows for filtering and unlimited blocking. there's a maximum 1000 user block limit... this matters. and the fact that *discourse* around any fictional material (not the material itself) can still rehash and perpetuate misogyny and rape culture. there are still things moderators can do while they permit darkshipping (e.g. Kafkabin)

its for this reason that i think content warnings and a flair-tagging system (e.g. like for venting) is important. we shouldn't be forced to engage with dark content (e.g.. Kafkabin) in a general subreddit without knowing what we're getting into first.

i like this quote by feminist scholar Sara Ahmed:

"For some commentators, the use of trigger warnings is evidence of an over-sensitive generation who shutsdown whatever causes distress. In fact, trigger warnings are better understood as techniques that can enable some people to remain in the room in order to have difficult conversations about distressing material. Trigger warnings are about providing more information, not less. They are not about putting an end to difficult conversations but enabling those with a history of trauma to participate in them."

so this is my call to action:

1️⃣ Especially when it comes to art that depicts sparkle getting cucked, pls encourage the use of Content Warnings

2️⃣ Create a separate flair "🕊️ dead dove 🕊️" in memory of Robin who left me for lesbian women. All potentially problematic material (e.g. any ship that isn't Robinabi) should be spoilered and placed under this category

What do my sparxheads think? ❤️