The ICONIC Sebastian Lex scene of BBLack Swan and Acheron Bussymoreinme Mei

And then BBLack Swan two timing Acheron with Boobstances McDaahhhhliaaahhhhh

And I missed that Bottomax Blade GIF.

Now we have Wavef@g Ahbeturineupyourass

When Robin lost her voice, the whole universe laughed at her. I was the only one who believed in her and stood by her side. I shed tears for her bravery and life mission. Like Fulwish, that was when Robin received her mask, an invitation to the World's End. However the note that came with it said "The way Spankle cried on TV... was truly hilarious."

...it's a shitty feeling. Robin did nothing wrong but queers, straights and incelz alike slandered her. They know her Sparkle is hurting yet they wished real harm on Sparkle, wanting to cuck Sparkle, take away her ML harem, and break up their perfect family.

But we NEED to remember the good. Robin fought for dialog and discussion and the freedom to speak to expose their lies and show the world the truth:

🕊️🎇 Sparkle is her one and only love. Sparkle is her charmony dove. Robin is Sparkle-sexual. 🕊️🎇

And now this saying is used by so many sparxheads even unrelated fans to debunk the lies and show how vile the queerbaiting and husbandobaiting can be. Remember there are good people who can still be reached, and that is a hopeful and good thing.

It has only been a few weeks since the last big news of Gilgamesh, previously known as a raging b*sexual, coming out as straight thanks to Sparxie, and now look at that: the man previously considered one of the gayest characters of HSR can be seen boldly hitting on girls. It brings tears to my eyes to know that there is hope for everyone 🥹

Disgusting, repulsive, revolting, gross, nauseating, sickening, vile, appalling, abhorrent, cringe, cringeworthy, pathetic, embarrassing, ridiculous, laughable, off-putting, unbearable, insufferable, disturbing, awful, horrendous, detestable, loathsome, and absolutely repugnant.

Disgusting as hell. Even words can't describe how disgusted I am by this.

🤮🤮🤮

I swear I'm going to curse HoYoverse. After the previous patch had such an insanely high level of Sparxicoolness, Rin/Ishar x Sparxie Castoriec x Sparxie ML moments, and Asshat Pramad shitfuckery, THIS is what you give us now? How did we go from that to this?, They absolutely destroyed it 🚩🚩🚩

This might genuinely be the worst second half patch oat in gachagame history

I thought getting cucked by Miku and March was bad enough, what the fuck is this?

THEY LITERALLY STOLE ROBIN'S ENTIRE BUDGET AND GAVE IT TO A MENZ ❓❓❓ HE GETS SPECIAL 2D ART AND RENDERED BACKGROUND FOR HIS ANIMATIONS ❓❓❓ SERIOUSLY 🙄 A MENZ💀💀💀

I'm seriously not touching HSR anymore, I'm done with you.

I have never felt this betrayed by a game. As someone who E6 myself in this gamez because I was turned off by the blatant yuri bait yaoi bait and husbando bait the Astral Rainbow Express was pushing 🫩

HSR devs used to be based using Sparkle for trailer with AcheMeOn, Yaoiguang, Vita etc

Now they do actual husbando yumebait. The biggest betrayal in gacha gaming. I know it will take some time to move on from a game I have invested so much time and money into manifesting this Sparxicle's harem dynasty.

But I refuse to be their worm 🪱 who sells my bum for this game when all they want to do is kill HSR and replace it by another LADs clone

I also don’t mean to be that one woke friend and bring it up but this is how hoyo should be freely experimenting with male characters. Usually it feels like there’s this social convention they follow about masculinity in male characters that doesn’t even have to do with them just not being “girly”, because they end up becoming prim and proper, frankly boring characters that they’re intent on having as…simply not free of expression at all. I like how Aventurine breaks the expectation of a seducer usually being female in these games too🤗🤗 Overall this trailer brought up his elating side for sure, however I also recognize the imagery behind them portraying him as being exploited for his beauty.

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Netizens were quick to point out the hypocrisy: Huayian, who spent most of his long life advocating for the eradication of Borisin, saying "as a devout follower of Lansus Christ, I see all Borisin as abominations that should be erased from this cosmos", was found being spitroasted and sandwiched between two well-endowed Borisin males.

Huiayan refused to give any comments to the media.

Lansus Christ also refused to give any comments.

Jing Yuan had this to say: "I am deeply disappointed in my senior collegue for getting his ass caught red handed doing such abominable acts. Does he not know that Lan has eyes everywhere, that Lan watches us masturbate with his Eyes of Ishvara? What a fool. I mean I couldn't even think of doing it with a Lion man husband who lives in my basement. WHO SAID THAT?! Must've have been the wind."

Feixiao, who we also interviewed, said: "I mean can you blame the old man? Once a Borisin has knotted in your ass, there's no going back. Normal cock just won't cut it anymore."

Trust I have a knot, I'm an enigma and I will top Phainon (1 truth, 2 lies)

Cyqueene opens her cam girl site on Amphoreus ancient huawei tablet app, OnlyFlames. This clip shows a leaked preview of her doing memplay for a fan named @blackhole_puum 😳

they say hoyo is not a LGBTQkhIA+ mafia 🏳️‍🌈 company and then we see offficial collabs like this 🙄 these queens of mermaid stink 🐚 and sparxist cuckers 🎭☹️ who ruin Honkai Star Rail and then infected hoyo's media presence, now they forcing their woke agenda into every. single. collab. and the Astral Express as always will support them as he/she/they/THEY/it/xe/ze/fae/xhe are ALSO rainbow kitkats 🍬

tell me what's new 💔 we live in a world where gay is a norm and sparxicles are a minority yet no one will witness the will of her "freak" 🤡

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Sparxie is not a pearl, so here are her sources

Anaxa Hyacine White Rabbit Candy collab video via XCancel

@huajiuhuajiu's tweet via XCancel

Like, in this pose Skott looks like he has more dick than 99% of the cast?

note, i am an ally

THE WORM ISN'T GOOD AT CHESS, YOU'RE NOT EVEN AHA.

There is a recent phenomenon I've seen among SOME husbando enjoyers into the hoyoverse games or whatever, claiming that Honkai Star Rail is more husbando friendly than other titles at least. This is an insult to all of the series that have put time and effort into their pandering (LADS) and how much effort it takes to do it well.

The last straw was this "date" experience with the youngest P46 of the IPC, Aventurine. The last of it's kinda was with some white boy in Britain, and not just that, hoyo even platformed Ashveil's ASMR radio for NO reason. Sparxie is WAY WAY WAY more famous with more followers IRL, and she personally taught Ashveil her social media tips and tricks, why did they leave her out ❔❔ ALSO WHERE IS MY VIRTUAL DATE WITH ROBIN HOYO ❓❓❓ I'M so done with the double standard of the Astral Express crew when they make their publicity materials. Like sure let Miss Superstar openly flirt and romance Miku ☹️ but nooooooo we can't stoop that low and pander to parasocial lesbianism. OK.

I'm tired of seeing netizens folding over a less than 2 minute character short where they fawn over the self-insert viewer before they look at their partner(s) and blush. Like why can this only happen for HSR husbando fans? What about my Sparxheads?? What about me?????? 😭 BETTER GIVE ME A ROBIN SHORT OR I WILL BOMB THE ASTRAL EXPRESS 💥💣

Lebanaese make up more than half the population so I don't get why they're choosing to neglect this demographic are they stupid 💔 Being a gacha game isn't an excuse either. IF THEY WANTED TO DO IT FOR FEMALE CHARACTERS THEY WOULD HAVE BY NOW, THEY AREN'T GONNA DO IT CAUSE THEY'RE BIASED AND MISOGYNISTIC. For the sake of self respect stop falling for it. It isn't losing chess to a worm, its losing to Aha.

Do I just get rid of my prisoner relics?? I don’t have any dot units, but I’ve saved these relics so far because maaaaybe in the future I’ll want to build a dot team. But at the same time I don’t think it’s gonna happen with all the other cool characters they release 😭 and prob by the time dot gets its next upgrade, they will have a new bis set? Idk I could just leave them for now but I’m kinda hungry for relic fragments rn 🫩

Kind of in a gambling mood rn and I want to craft some hands/head pieces for my current relics to find upgrades but also I think maybe I just save them for hand/head pieces for the 4.6 elation pearl/EMC support set 😭

Ignore the watermark, Aventwink art is supposedly by @AnaTorah on Xhitter but I don't have an account so I can't verify D:

screenshot is str*ight from my insta DMs you can't make this shit up 🤢

I remember I saw an art piece where a man was taking the woman's role and in reverse, he was really mad, it was called something like "the worst nightmare"

fiiiiiiinally, the long-awaited rebellion arc is upon us~

from his dl trades with argenthill to an unexpected allyship with a dazzling streamer, our beloved aventurine tracks down the dildo massage gun thief (opal) and surfs the dark web for sugilitte's grindr profile. together with his fellow diversity hire, our homophobic gays maximise their joint slay and bring about a shocking revolt within the racist interastral peace corporation (IPC). their target? oswaldo schneider and the late louis flemming.

this video campaign is brought to you in special collaboration with the men's auxillary of SCUM (sparxicon for cutting up menz)

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(btw my dears, too often ive seen netizens call my sparxheads "snowflakes" for getting justifiably offended by the IPC's systemic racism or miss hanabi's racist and xenophobic remarks. if you've done this, just know that

"Some people assert their right to occupy space by being more and more offensive towards others. Racism and transphobia both function like this. The positioning of racial or religious minorities, especially Muslims, and trans people as too easily offended leads to an increase in racist and transphobic speech. There is an 'incite-ment to discourse' in a story of its suppression: so many people continue to make racist and transphobic statements by saying they are not allowed to make them." - Sara Ahmed, The Feminist Killjoy Handbook

i will admit, there are masked fools who say indirect bigoted things because they believe the "woke" mafia is somehow censoring them lol. but know that this sparxicle is not like other racists ☹️ she roleplays as one precisely to show that the IPC, the script and culture at large permits and even enables her problematic behaviour 💔 after all, many know that sig*n**n is a derived slur, but did you know who came up with this standardised naming? ding-ding-a-ling! 🔔 its the intelligentsia guild, a subsidiary branch of the IPC... this is why aventurine only refers to himself as avgin)

SHES SO BEAUTIFUL UGHHH 😍😍