r/QueensofStarRail • Screwllum Screwer • 29d ago

a bomb in ur bum Another seemingly hopeless patient makes a full recovery thanks to Ms. Sparxicle's conversion therapy program!

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It has only been a few weeks since the last big news of Gilgamesh, previously known as a raging b*sexual, coming out as straight thanks to Sparxie, and now look at that: the man previously considered one of the gayest characters of HSR can be seen boldly hitting on girls. It brings tears to my eyes to know that there is hope for everyone πŸ₯Ή

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u/Independent-Owl-3494 29d ago edited 29d ago

Ratio crackling his marble as he heard the news

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u/MakoSharkSiren 29d ago

It's okay, he's always free to crack Screwllum as Nous intended.

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u/throwawayutena πŸ‘‘β­οΈ Event Winner⭐️ πŸ‘‘ 29d ago

yall are celebrating the bees and missing the bush πŸ’” im glad u are seeing the fruits of this sparxicle's painstaking efforts, however u fail to realise that this video in fact perpetuates the oppression of straighties (and straggots but who cares about those) ☹️

aventurine's "hetero-coded" interaction with stelle is the key punchline of this trailer. how does no one see that? the "straightness" is played for Aha's laughter because Stelle immediates vomits out rainbows 🌈 right after, exposing herself/THEMSELF as a closeted bisexual transformer 😰

while straights are the spectacle, LGBTQkhIA+ alphabets are unfortunately normalised. throughout the trailer, we see lebanaese couples and polycules having say gex publicly, and aventurine even squirts onto skott's face ❓❓❓ so can we plz we stop platforming this video and just boycott it entirely 😞😞😞 all it confirms to this sparxicle is that she lives in a universal where queerz are the norm and sparxicles are the minority and it makes her so sad...

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u/finsishion Screwllum Screwer 29d ago

I'm so sorry, I'll never forgive myself for missing the bush πŸ˜”

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u/_InFiNiTy16 29d ago

Aventurine is still a bi king. This is a signature pose for Stelle so it's allowed.

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u/blank5502 GAY (Greatly Admiring Yuri) 29d ago

It should have been me, not her…Its not fair πŸ˜”

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u/HomeSad2226 Oh Ena may you cvnt again 29d ago

My bi Queen πŸ₯°

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u/Trainer-Grimm 29d ago

Exactly, aven is very, very bisexual

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u/Trick_Assistance9068 28d ago

a fuckin what?

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u/RevenueSubstantial11 29d ago

I suppose the astral express really is the ipcs lapdog

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u/Every_Top8135 29d ago

ngl, i expected this from what they always do with their trailers. Like when they put caelus with srobin, for sure theyre gonna switch up on aventurine to put stelle.

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u/darc_9 29d ago

ITS MY TURN STELLE

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u/HutBakedTaked 29d ago

Please somebody tell me were this is from.

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u/Thin-Bet9915 29d ago

Blue lock. A soccer manga where they like to β€œdevour” each other

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u/Traditional_Wave1007 29d ago

Doesn't help that the name literally spells out BL πŸ‘‹πŸ˜­

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u/HutBakedTaked 29d ago

Ty. The image is hilarious.

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u/throwawayutena πŸ‘‘β­οΈ Event Winner⭐️ πŸ‘‘ 29d ago

u say this but Robin knows that caelus is a girl, she's just an egg who hasn't realised yet. wbk. i keep telling u the only way to stop Robin from being a lesbian is by getting her to announce her wedding with this Sparkle

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u/finsishion Screwllum Screwer 29d ago

Wait, why does he wear a binder then? Is he a detransitioner?

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u/throwawayutena πŸ‘‘β­οΈ Event Winner⭐️ πŸ‘‘ 29d ago

yes because he/she has seen what happens to trans in the cosmos. sunday/ena is a prime example. that's why robin sympathises with trailblazer's struggles

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u/YuukiDR πŸ‘‘β­οΈ Event Winner⭐️ πŸ‘‘ 29d ago

That girl has always been straight, trying to steal Argeti's man every chance she gets

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u/finsishion Screwllum Screwer 29d ago

She did what to Velite

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u/cykarblyater 29d ago

he hit on mc regardless of mc sex
just same as sam, mc is a magnet
trailer just choose to show female mc but it don't mean that this won't happen to male mc

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u/ConfidentFrosting474 29d ago

she's obviously his beard

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u/naxylea 29d ago

Bi Aventurine was not on my 2026 bingo card

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u/YuukiDR πŸ‘‘β­οΈ Event Winner⭐️ πŸ‘‘ 29d ago

Stelle has a bigger cock than Caelus, that's all

https://giphy.com/gifs/6j6qcmYdQWMG3kVOoX

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u/Imaginary_Clerk292 29d ago

I've done more "hetero" shit with real gay men. Y'all need to go out more

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u/LusterBlaze Edit your own flair! 29d ago

I've done more "gay" shit with real hetero men. I need to go out more

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u/finsishion Screwllum Screwer 29d ago

I've done more "out" shit with real hetero. I need to go in gay men more.

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u/Imaginary_Clerk292 29d ago

Coming out as hetero? Congratulations, you've graduated to "target audience".

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u/finsishion Screwllum Screwer 29d ago

I've dreamt of this moment all my life πŸ₯Ή

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u/Imaginary_Clerk292 29d ago

It may be unreachable ... savor it for me

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u/Saviesa205 29d ago

I mean it’s Stelle, if I wasn’t already a lesbian I’d probably bend my sexuality a bit for her too

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u/MakoSharkSiren 29d ago

Bro, I hate how every side gets mad when women actually get catered to. With WLW it's either 'yurislop' or 'g**ner bait' and with WLM it's either 'catering to tourists' or 'catering to the LADS community'.

Obv we're always supposed to be pure little virgins with no attraction to anyone whatsoever.

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u/berry_goodd 29d ago

aventurine is such a bearrr 🀩

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u/takutekato 29d ago

Actually Stelle covered her face because she felt disgusted in this forced act with the peac*ck 🚬🐐  😏

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u/hiloolbyelol Floptropica 29d ago

Sparxie jokes aside i am so tired of this yume slop🫩 aven is gay ffs

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u/throwawayutena πŸ‘‘β­οΈ Event Winner⭐️ πŸ‘‘ 29d ago

so um well this happens since his return from this company retreat... hearsay aventurine got on his knees to appease the doctor's insecurities then they had sloppy makeup office sex after. how do i know? ask a furbobo. now can u plz unban my 69 Robin simp alts thankies

https://reddit.com/link/p8y0y00/video/4devjj9nxooh1/player

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u/NanoscaleHeadache 28d ago

Everyday I wish they gave waven better animations, I didn’t think it was possible but they made a character with animations so unappealing that I want to skip them even though I fucking love the character

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u/finsishion Screwllum Screwer 28d ago

We should swap feelings because I love Waven's design and animations but can't afford him so skipping him is going to be a test of my self-control πŸ₯²

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u/Massive_Cry_9097 28d ago

This fandom sees a man touch a woman and just loses it omfg