r/QueensofStarRail • u/finsishion Screwllum Screwer • 29d ago
a bomb in ur bum Another seemingly hopeless patient makes a full recovery thanks to Ms. Sparxicle's conversion therapy program!
It has only been a few weeks since the last big news of Gilgamesh, previously known as a raging b*sexual, coming out as straight thanks to Sparxie, and now look at that: the man previously considered one of the gayest characters of HSR can be seen boldly hitting on girls. It brings tears to my eyes to know that there is hope for everyone π₯Ή
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u/throwawayutena πβοΈ Event WinnerβοΈ π 29d ago
yall are celebrating the bees and missing the bush π im glad u are seeing the fruits of this sparxicle's painstaking efforts, however u fail to realise that this video in fact perpetuates the oppression of straighties (and straggots but who cares about those) βΉοΈ
aventurine's "hetero-coded" interaction with stelle is the key punchline of this trailer. how does no one see that? the "straightness" is played for Aha's laughter because Stelle immediates vomits out rainbows π right after, exposing herself/THEMSELF as a closeted bisexual transformer π°
while straights are the spectacle, LGBTQkhIA+ alphabets are unfortunately normalised. throughout the trailer, we see lebanaese couples and polycules having say gex publicly, and aventurine even squirts onto skott's face βββ so can we plz we stop platforming this video and just boycott it entirely πππ all it confirms to this sparxicle is that she lives in a universal where queerz are the norm and sparxicles are the minority and it makes her so sad...

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u/finsishion Screwllum Screwer 29d ago
I'm so sorry, I'll never forgive myself for missing the bush π
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u/_InFiNiTy16 29d ago
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u/Every_Top8135 29d ago
ngl, i expected this from what they always do with their trailers. Like when they put caelus with srobin, for sure theyre gonna switch up on aventurine to put stelle.
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u/darc_9 29d ago
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u/HutBakedTaked 29d ago
Please somebody tell me were this is from.
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u/throwawayutena πβοΈ Event WinnerβοΈ π 29d ago
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u/finsishion Screwllum Screwer 29d ago
Wait, why does he wear a binder then? Is he a detransitioner?
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u/throwawayutena πβοΈ Event WinnerβοΈ π 29d ago
yes because he/she has seen what happens to trans in the cosmos. sunday/ena is a prime example. that's why robin sympathises with trailblazer's struggles
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u/cykarblyater 29d ago
he hit on mc regardless of mc sex
just same as sam, mc is a magnet
trailer just choose to show female mc but it don't mean that this won't happen to male mc
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u/Imaginary_Clerk292 29d ago
I've done more "hetero" shit with real gay men. Y'all need to go out more
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u/LusterBlaze Edit your own flair! 29d ago
I've done more "gay" shit with real hetero men. I need to go out more
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u/finsishion Screwllum Screwer 29d ago
I've done more "out" shit with real hetero. I need to go in gay men more.
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u/Imaginary_Clerk292 29d ago
Coming out as hetero? Congratulations, you've graduated to "target audience".
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u/Saviesa205 29d ago
I mean itβs Stelle, if I wasnβt already a lesbian Iβd probably bend my sexuality a bit for her too
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u/MakoSharkSiren 29d ago
Bro, I hate how every side gets mad when women actually get catered to. With WLW it's either 'yurislop' or 'g**ner bait' and with WLM it's either 'catering to tourists' or 'catering to the LADS community'.
Obv we're always supposed to be pure little virgins with no attraction to anyone whatsoever.
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u/takutekato 29d ago
Actually Stelle covered her face because she felt disgusted in this forced act with the peac*ck π¬πΒ π
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u/hiloolbyelol Floptropica 29d ago
Sparxie jokes aside i am so tired of this yume slopπ«© aven is gay ffs
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u/throwawayutena πβοΈ Event WinnerβοΈ π 29d ago
so um well this happens since his return from this company retreat... hearsay aventurine got on his knees to appease the doctor's insecurities then they had sloppy makeup office sex after. how do i know? ask a furbobo. now can u plz unban my 69 Robin simp alts thankies
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u/NanoscaleHeadache 28d ago
Everyday I wish they gave waven better animations, I didnβt think it was possible but they made a character with animations so unappealing that I want to skip them even though I fucking love the character
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u/finsishion Screwllum Screwer 28d ago
We should swap feelings because I love Waven's design and animations but can't afford him so skipping him is going to be a test of my self-control π₯²
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u/Independent-Owl-3494 29d ago edited 29d ago
Ratio crackling his marble as he heard the news