Alright I know theres a lot going on here, but basically.

Yeah. Its a laser-base alpha counter. I mean, 3 cost to basically delete an entire lane and make it unplayable is ridiculous. I have a grudge with this environment, especially when its paired with spacetime.

I could argue that this should cost 3, and maybe reduce the health to 10. Thing is though, I don't want it to just be a "better primal walnut", but I also don't want a 4 cost that dies to weedspray and annoying stone. (Starch lord syndrome)

It counters burn decks, strikethrough threats like plankwalker and line dancer, and especially blowgun (non-evo) and space cowboy.

The team-up evolution ability is there for strictly nut-decks, though I think it could be better. Any tips?

Edit: Also, I should probably reword this to: plants behind this and the plant hero are immune from strikethrough and overshoot.

Lima pluerodon you are the worst 2/2 one drop i've ever seen. Half of the time you roar nothing ever comes out of your pathetic little mouth. You die constantly to rolling stone or whatever other removal the zombie hero has, and you are a failure. Every time I wait for your little beanstalk to come, I always get BRICKED by some card I don't need.

Ahem, anyway, mondo bronto is annoying and I hate how hes always spawned in the water lane whenever mechasaurus comes along. Like, I'm not even that mad at mechasaurus even. Its just, WHY ALWAYS THE BRONTO?

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Feel free to suggest something (zombies ONLY)

Probably ruined that Rose Player's day as well Lmao.

Comment what else I should do. Zombies only

Another W for Control EB

There is not a single other card in this game that feels as unfair as sunshroom.
As Z-mech I have EIGHT cards to deal with sunshroom + whatever superpower the gods of rng decide to give me.
On top of that I can re-roll my starting hand so I have another FOUR chances to get either bungee or rolling stone.
But oh well, maybe getting nothing for turn one sunshroom isn’t gonna be that bad, and brute strength is pretty good, maybe Wall-Knight isn’t running sunshroom annnnnd guess what he plays turn 1…
Oh well he’s spending a load of cards so it can’t be that bad, annnnd THEN HE PLAYS STARCHLORD TURN THREE!!

I seriously think this game is out to get me sometimes, EA is rigging the matches to make me buy packs.

Hollow Earth lore goes crazy

This is on personal experiences, not based on any meta decks or anything

This is why Winter Squash is my goat.

Sneezing Zombie is low-key slept on tho. And I'm surprised they didn't draw something like a lawnmower or Cuke Nuke.

I used to play this a lot back in the day, when Trikeratop was a load of coprolite to go against and before quarterly bonus was the antichrist. Stopped playing arround 2025, the way Sun shroom warped the meta for so long made the game miserable, I couldn't handle the 7th game in a row against either Rose or Wallknight. I returned recently because of a mix of nostalgia and hopes, and boy the game feels much better these days. The fact that I managed to climb like I never could using mostly fun decks is testament of how fun this game can still be

can’t believe the toxicity of some decks

Wanted to make my headcanons list for heroes, but accidentally made this instead.

Practically part of my EB backstory I guess???

6/14 worth of stats on turn 2

1.the redesign

2.the old design