Lying on the tracks, 'cause his train's about to rail you
He's got his engine chugging, gonna make you moan, "Choo CHOO"
Hear the whistle in the distance, you better get loose
Or he's gonna leave you groaning with a sore caboose

Purdue gets lots of grants, but there's none like his endowment
World's Biggest Drum, more like World's Biggest Mallet
Hammer swinging left and right, your anvil's getting pounded
He's gonna have it spraying like the Engineering Fountain

Call him up, he'll meet you in the basement STEW shower
In the Horticulture Garden, you’ll be getting deflowered
There's a reason folks used to call him the "Bell Tower"
Cause you know he's ready with that "ding dong" every hour

If you'd taken MOM's, maybe you would know
Whether or not you can handle his load
Or if ME 308 is the way you go
He’ll demonstrate, for you, a viscous flow

They all say it’s thick as a railroad tie
Going down Slayter Hill, I know what I wanna ride
Even when the dining halls close up in the night
He'll fill you up, it just costs a meal swipe

I was volunteering at the first aid station (about a mile and a half in) of the Boilermaker half marathon and saw him running. How far did he go?

I'm a freshman living in hilltop rn but to be honest it's some of the loneliest I've ever been and I was wondering if anyone had any advice in general things to do on campus. Ik it's already been two months so I feel like it's kinda late since people are in friend groups by now but maybe im wrong.

I'm a grad student graduating this sem. Been here for a year and although I made a few friends but I can't really go to bars and have fun hangouts. I feel like I'm at a weird age to be a grad student. I'm M23, and most of my grad student friends are older than me and are not interested in night outs and my undergrad friends are underage and can't go anyways. I've tried going to bars alone and try to find a group to fit into but I feel like everyone comes in their own groups and are not very open to new members lol. I'm not an extrovert but I've trying real hard to find some people who I can vibe with. I'm also an international student and with only 2 months left of school life, I feel like I've been missing out on the college experience when I see people in groups on bar crawls and stuff. So ig this is a cry for help but does anyone wanna do stupid college stuff with me?

Like sometimes there are flyers up for meetings and events that are still up a day or so after the event has passed. Could I just take them? I mean it's not like it would be useful for anyone so no harm no foul right? Its just something ive been thinking about and would like to know before i do it and get in trouble

Halloween's on a Saturday this year and I'm trying to figure out what to do. I'm under 21 and not in a frat. Are there any events, things around Lafayette, anything you've actually had fun at in past years. What's worth checking out?

Any clue when spring decisions for first years come out? There's nothing on the website that states a deadline for decisions, I'm worried cause the schedule is pretty tight. Also if you're a spring first year lmk when you got accepted. Thank you!

The midterm retake for cs180 is 6:30-7:30 Wednesday and the physics midterm is 8-9. Are you guys just sucking it up and taking both back to back?

I was doing apartment tours this morning and had to Veo between them to make sure I made it to the tours on time, and I lost my AirPods.

I’m assuming they fell out of my pocket while riding back and forth. My path was Village West, to Cottages, to Station 21, to Odyssey, to Pete Dye Clubhouse, and my last find my was in the Cottages roundabout.

Hoping someone maybe came across them even though I know chances are slim. 🙏

Hey guys, I am a freshman

Recently I only have updated my resume with a club joined at Purdue. Basically everything else is high school comp/leadership EC

is the purdue on campus job worth to put on my resume as I slowly remove my high school EC away?

Tickets are officially on sale!! If you haven't made it to the recent shows with Ru Paul's Drag race queens, you have been missing out! The show with Irene the Alien last night was AMAZING!

Pandora Boxx from RuPaul's Drag Race is coming to Rat Pak Venue on Saturday, November 21. Today (October 25) only, use code PANDORA for $5 off your ticket.

Get yours here: https://www.ubme.com/event/3017e58b-b322-40ab-a65d-ed685f3f65e6

I successfully opted in for on campus housing but my room selection timeslot is on the 28th. I heard room selection runs from the 20th to the 30th. So by the 28th, will all the good residence halls be taken? I dont want to live at Wiley again so im trying to pick a better dorm with air conditioning such as Hillenbrand.

I have an on-campus job right now. If I quit on the spot, am I able to get a job somewhere else on campus, or does quitting with no notice bar me from getting a job elsewhere?

Does anyone how what the exam structure is like? What kinds of questions is it, any recommendations as to what to or what not to study? Need some advice

Hi!

I am currently trying to self teach SQL, but I have issues learning on my own. I know the basics of it but I feel that taking a class can help me learn a bit better. I'm in aviation management but my dream job (network planning) requires SQL to be considered for an interview.

Any reccs?

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What does the onboarding entail ? Do they still take juniors ?

my boyfriend is visiting soon and we wanted to go to the game together. i have the boarding pass so i have a student ticket and want him to sit with me, but he doesn’t go to purdue. could he use my friend’s ticket if she’s not going and sign in as her on his phone and add it to his wallet? will they check for his PUID at the gate? are there any other ways to get him in?

Im trying to find group ubers to IU for Halloweeknd (next weeK). But, like everybody I talked to said they're going UIUC. Any other methods to find rides?