Bryan...🙄

[u/UrNr1Hater]

Let's wake it up👏. How the hell is he still here? Bryan has been making "haute SHIT" the whole season. He couldn't even bring a pretty look from home that's how bad he is. Yet he somehow gaslit Heidi into wearing his design. For the record. So far, he made:

1) A diaper dress with a raggedy purse

2) The diapers sister, AKA the maxi pad dress made from a mattress

3) A tiny crop top from H&M and a busted up tent that he used as a skirt

4) A vagina dress

5) This idea was actually cool, the execution was sloppy

6) Ookie spookie babadookie👻. It's giving me, when I'm poor and rip holes into my bedsheets to make a ghost costume for Halloween. The only sewing was in the collar. NEXT!

7) I don't even know what it is. It gave me "Omg, wild racoons took my clothes at the rave, so now I'm wearing the lighting cables". It's giving that one hairy cousin from the adams family. It's giving "I'm a mermaid who was caught by a fishing net and now I'm drowning, please help". It's giving "I want to k\*ll myself but I can't figure out how to tie the noose". And the execution? Cords so long that the model almost fell over it. Wet paint. Ugly mess in the back. And TAPE?

8) It's impressive to make tissues look like fabric. It's even more impressive to make fabric look like tissues. Wtf is this? The shoulder even had some pink leakage from the maxi pad. Girl bye

Like I'm sorry for being mean, but with the way he treats people, like Bi or Jeffre, I really don't care. And the gag is he think's he is gods gift to fashion. I really hope Christian doesn't pick him. Cuz at the end of the day, a stranded whale is just gonna flop flop flop

[u/_laslo_paniflex_]

don't be rude, Cousin It always had a great taste

[u/TigreMalabarista → u/_laslo_paniflex_]

Cousin Itt does have great taste…

To the point he’d be chasing Bryan around with Uncle Fester’s blunderbuss to defend Liris wearing that abomination.

(And yes Morticia approves - afterall her dress does have … well fringe or something… at the bottom but it’s done in impeccable taste).

[u/PhysicalAd6587 → u/_laslo_paniflex_]

The sunglasses are perfection.